I need motivation to start going to the gym. What's the best movie or documentary for this?
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I need motivation to start going to the gym. What's the best movie or documentary for this?
I need motivation to start going to the gym. What's the best movie or documentary for this?
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play Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
it will give you the motivation
Not necessarily gym/sports movies. Try these, all are highly motivational in an objective, manly way:
Touching the Void
All is Lost
Arctic
Whiplash
Society of Snow
Rich's Bigger by the Day youtube series
the mirror and scale are all the motivation you need
what's he up to now
he always had a big heart
Undisputed II, III and IV (skip the first one, it's nothing like the sequels)
Blood and Bone
Avengement
Riot (with Dolph Lundgren)
How did we go from this to sam sulek in a decade? Millennials liked the greek god aesthetics and zoomers only like the roid monsters
>he thinks zyzz was natty
When the frick did I say he was natty? lmao He wasn't but he still looks great. Sam looks like a freak
honestly sam is just a wholesome lad
that's why i watch him
Sam is wholesome
Zyzz was a bullied boy turned into egotistical gymhead
its a frickin act. there is no Zyzz.
You mean he wasn't really like this comic?
That's a shame. I always thought it was a nice in memoriam
both were because of body dysmorphia. time is a flat circle.
We had Zyzz, and we had Pianoman for both sides of the based spectrum
Dude looks like a burn victim, wtf
I go to the gym because I'm gay.
That's funny, so did Zyzz.
>be an insecure boy
>roid yourself to oblivion
>day at the age of 22
i honestly do not understand why this guy is a legend. he killed himself like a troony, a roidtroony. i knew a guy who taught me english when I was 15, he was 29 and huge and died before 30, left behind his pregnant wife and his private teaching practice because he couldn't stop roiding.
You just don't get it
I really don't.
>be an insecure boy
>roid yourself to oblivion
You almost had it. He went from a nerdy scrawny kid to an alpha douchebag with tons of women and genuinely seemed to have a lot of fun with his life. It gave some anons hope.
>almost
I had it because I was around when the thing was unfolding. Not here but he was one of the early internet celebrities, was in my mid teens back then and was watching his videos. Got some motivation for lifting too.
But he killed himself because he wanted more attention by women and in general. That's all there is to it. He died looking for more attention. How fricked is that
>I was around
Then you should know that his popularity didn’t come from his death or the consequences of his actions, but from his achievements. It’s a fricked up situation and ultimately kind of stupid when you look at it as a whole, but he wasn’t dead when he became an icon here lol.
i didn't say he got popular when he died?
>his achievements
like what? getting IST and fricking b***hes isn't an achievement, it's a normal part of life unless youre autistic or moronic. his biggest achievement was filming his growth on roids and becoming a minor internet celebrity in the gym circles.
>i didn't say he got popular when he died?
And I didn’t imply that. Nobody at the time who saw him as inspirational knew he was going to die, the context at the time was seeing a little nerd become incredibly attractive.
You don’t get it, and that’s fine, but there’s no other context, you’re literally adding too much to it.
>I had it because I was around when the thing was unfolding.
He wasn't a douchebag though. He got over because he was positive and motivated other guys to work on themselves.
He won't be forgotten while you will troony. Keep seething impotently though
>though
He had a heart condition he wasn't aware of, freak occurrence. If not for that he would still be around and probably grifting zoomers
This is so true it hurts. Zyzz is remembered so fondly because he died before the internet really became what it is today. If he was still alive, he would just be another soulless grifter. Look at hodgetwins, elliot hulse, etc.
the same could be said for jesus
>He had a heart condition he wasn't aware of
more like steroid condition
t. newbie
It's nothing directly related but for me, watching Black Dynamite, Ricky-Oh, and RRR were great helps. Seeing the bodies and the action in those movies keep me going, I wanna be like them
>What's the best movie or documentary for this?
tezt
>Alright, it's time to talk one on one with everyone of you. Listen carefully, brahs. This is a revolution. Everybody asks me, "what the frick is Zyzz about? What the frick is up with those videos, c**t? You're frickin' up yourself, c**t! It's a fricking act. There is no Zyzz."
>You mirin', brah? I'll give you more reason to mire now, brah. It's fricking Zyzz, brah.
>EVERYONE has a little bit of Zyzz in them. Every fricking c**t out there, you're a fricking sick c**t if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fricking sad c**t, all right? Be a fricking sick c**t like Zyzz, brah. That's what we do, brah! You wanna be a fricking little sad c**t? Frick that shit, bro! Every little fricking hater's gonna hate, brah.
>Every one of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us. You just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the frick is this fricking homosexual?" And you may be right... But I'm fricking shredded, brah, yeah, c**t! At the end of the day, you gotta listen to this: If you're a fricking shredded sick c**t, you can get away with anything, brah. You think if I was just some fat c**t making this shit, people would be like "aw yeah.. Zyzz, brah, yeah!" They wouldn't give a frick, man! In life, if you want to be noticed, you gotta be a sick c**t, you gotta be a shredded c**t!
>That's what the revolution is, brah. No more fricking sad c**ts. We're all gonna fricking make it, brahs. That's it.
>I need "motivation" that will help me procrastinate more
You've already failed. Start working out NOW.
Do we know Zyzz's cycle?
I have some vague recollection of it being absurdly exaggerated for the physique he had, like he was roiding like a mr olympia
The popular consensus is that it was tren + some oral. Which makes sense cause he looked so dense and lean with seemingly no effort into diet
Are you fat or DYEL? If you're fat, then I have no sympathy for you. Losing weight is easy as frick. If you're DYEL, then you have a tough path ahead of you.
I started lifting and now I got an hemorroid
frick this shit
fricking dammit this is really it huh
not to big but actually muscular
The first Rocky. One of the few movies I consider to be perfect.
>The vax claims another victim.
Listen to Arnold
watch Jojo and Baki
BE A DOER.
Why would Mark choose to cover up his guns here?
The Rock probably had it in his contract.
You do not need motivation. You just go do it.
post the 'free range Black person blood' one please
neon demon
Roidtroony
just get your heartbroken
This isnt bad, but I'd put a finer point on it and say to experience injustice and become justice. Be the guy that does the right thing.
People have been recommending me midolfinil to motivate up, I feel so despondent all the time. I quit my job and just read, write and watch kinos. I can't bother to go to the doctor, it's a humiliation ritual explaining my problem to some lame ass kid so that she gives me pills
Can we see your writing?
Rocky
>tfw got punching bag as fat kid and used it like twice
I'm 26 never been to a gym is it over?
You're literally so fkn young, just go anon
I'm going tomorrow for the first time. We're all gonna make it brah
noobie gains is gonna blow u up
Not at all, fricking go for it bro
t. 29 and in good shape for the first time in my life
there are 50-60 year olds going to the gym often, stop being a loser
you can turn it around in a year and with proper diet, you wont be jacked like op unless youre morbidly obese
The first few months you go will be awesome since you will have newbie gains from never having worked out.
she stopped eating like a slob
go outside and look at all the 8/10 and up women walking around showing off their fat asses and breasts for men. they're literally looking for (you) but you're not meeting their physical requirements. that should be the only starting motivation. women legit fight over you if you're fit. once you get tired of pussy after like 2-5 years you'll turn into a roid monster like most of us because you only lift for yourself at that point. have fun
I have watched 'The Orville,' and it was good. The characters' progression was nice. Each episode was like a mini movie, really complete.
Is star trek better?
New trek is far worse
Trek became complete goyslop garbage after enterprise
>Anime
Baki the Grappler(make sure it's the actual 1st season)
>Realty show
Physical: 100
>Movie
Pain and Gain
Low body fat is undesireable for intimacy.
sex is SO good if you're physically fit as a man, it's unbelievable
That what you heard
How about stamina, strenght and flexibility?
Absolute cope, this from a former fatty
I hate being fat and having sex, I can't do any interesting positions without tiring out quickly. Also when I'm on top my stomach crushes my poor gf lol
I can't stand people touching, so I'm not sure if I can even handle sex. I'm still very attracted to women, but hate it if any would touch me. I fricking hate this
Baywatch
Quick bros - give me 10 workouts to get me back into it. I'll do them all to exhaustion.
why ten? just the big 3 bro
Rocky 1 2 and 3 and 4. Then just re-watch the training montages on youtube when you need another boost
am I gonna make it brahs?