I need to lose weight fast. What are the fastest ways to do it? Without risking my health of course

I need to lose weight fast.
What are the fastest ways to do it?
Without risking my health of course

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starve yourself. I've lost 6lbs in less than a week. Some must be waterweight but still

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amphetamines

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex burns a lot of calories. Just don’t eat and have sex all day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never had sex and i'm 26

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive never had sex and I'm 21

        Why? For religious reasons?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, no woman has ever shown interest in me and I never really speak to women. I tried snagging some fat 35 year old pub regular and she rejected me. Mind she was taller than me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have friends and I don't leave my house. I'm also very ugly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate myself

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never had sex and I'm 21

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fast/ unironically
    Make sure you take electrolytes and drink plenty of water. good luck anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      Fasting is safe, effective and fast (lol)

      Also
      >Without risking my health of course
      Didn't bother you when you were putting on the weight did it?
      Fast homie fast

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much weight? How fast? You are pretty much hard capped at 2 pounds / week unless you are doing extreme cardio.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve lost 3 lbs after one day of wrestling practice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about fat, not bodily fluids.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I def got less fat after 2 weeks of practice, but you’re right probably not fat in one day

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinitrophenol

    you're welcome

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fasting just works

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fasting you can lose up to 20 to 25lbs a month. you can lose more but the risk of gallstones go up after that, if you do 72h fasts instead of extended fasts it drastically reduces the risk as well

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol fasting is dumb, don't do it. At least get some canned vegatables or something and run sprints, do pushups, pullups, situps, etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man does not live by bread alone

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex at 16 and never been on a dryspell for more than 2 months. Anons, you are losers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not my fault I’m short. Not even fat and ugly women will have sex with me because I’m short. I would literally frick a hambeast at this point. Being an Incel is turning me into a homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 5'8 and lie i'm 5'9, 175cm sounds better than 173cm, i'm skinny fat and insecure, but i never show that to others. You guys are losers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I’m also skinny fat and insecure and I never open up to people but they don’t like me anyways

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit what do you do to meet girls? networking, hobbies, online etc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't meet women anymore cause i have a wife and child, but i hit on my work colleagues all the time, just for the sake of it. I'm that guy that always looks at their ass and says it's looking good. You just have to don't care about their opinion, but not in an impolite way. just be like "idc, i like you and i'm gonna say it", while being nice to them and an butthole to the ones you don't like, again not in an impolite way. They will realize you are an butthole, but you are nice to them cause you like them.
        I also hate women deep down inside, they are shallow and uninteresting except the wet warm part.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    try the fatt loss general

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