I refuse to cook, use a knife, or to go out to eat. How can I feed myself (with healthy food)?
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I refuse to cook, use a knife, or to go out to eat. How can I feed myself (with healthy food)?
You're not going to make it.
fruit, nuts, milk, deenz, prewashed vegetables wait why the frick am I not doing this
Just had deenz 30 min ago yum yum. What veggies are good raw tho?
spinach
Carrot
Cucumber
Bell pepper
Grape tomatoes (fruit but who cares)
I like raw broccoli, avocado, carrots, parsnips. I'll tolerate celery with some peanutbutter. But I don't think anyone likes eating something that has the texture of water hair.
it takes me exactly 7 minutes, 1 pan, and 1 tupperware dish to cook 1 lb of ground beef with mixed vegetables, seasoned with curry powder and a cup of white rice. If you can't take 7 minutes out of your day to make half your days worth of macros in one meal why even bother going to the fricking gym at all. You don't even have to wash the shit my nonstick pan is spotless after I rinse it and I just rinse out the tupperware I cooked the rice in and throw it back in the cabinet. The pan just sits on my stove 24/7 with a wooden spoon in it for gods sake. Its so fricking simple. Apple for breakfast and a big ass protein shake for lunch. Do you even brush your teeth? That almost takes up as much time
I'll usually brush when my mouth starts to taste foul. This is after wiping down my teeth and gums with a tissue and swishing with mouthwash stop cutting it and I can no longer focus because of the mouth ickiness. Probably about twice a week on average.
anon dental health is important. brush twice a day
if you aren't joking not only is that disgusting but your dental health is closely tied to your mental health. Its no coincidence that Alzheimer patients first have poor dental health before the condition develops and set in.
>Cooking rice in 7 minutes
How?
>Veg
Is it bagged frozen stuff?
instant rice, Minute Rice brand specifically cooks in 6, rests 1 min in microwave
>frozen veg
nope, walmart sells this package of fresh shredded cabbage, carrot, kale, brussel sprout and brocolli that I use and its delicious. I use half the bag per meal, it almost adds a pasta-like texture being shredded. However on occasion they run out and I do opt for frozen.
Just eat raw steaks right from the package.
best answer itt
Want to know how I can tell you're american?
stop refusing to do those things.
Eat every spider in your house. Forage for worms and bugs whenever you're outside. Follow the arachnid diet; eat whatever you can overpower, and hide from whatever you can't
Spiders and roaches are bitter as shit. Grasshoppers taste like nothing and can be tolerated.
>I refuse to cook,
>I refuse to go out to eat
Then what do you eat?
Overnight oats I guess.
The attitude that you have will hamper you.
Raw eggs
Milk
Deenz
Mangos
Coconut water
can you operate a can opener, or are you just going to eat rotisserie chickens in your car in the parking lot.
>feed myself
First, get a job.
start foraging homie
Best answer.
>delete facebook
>hit the gym
>eat dead animals on the side of the road
Get back out there, be yourself.
Get the domino's app and leverage the fact that hot dogs are pre cooked.
You can also use unconventional cooking methods to cook food while doing other tasks. For example, you can use your dishwasher as a sous vide or cook using a hot engine block. That way you can at least cook the hot dogs for some of your meals.