I sold all my crypto and finally realised my dream of building a large shed at the bottom of the garden and making my perfect home gym. Well now my neighbour has seen it and keeps asking if she can come and train with me to save on gym costs.
How do I politely tell her no, I really don't want to have to keep unloading my weight off the bar for her to use it. But I also don't want to make an enemy of my neighbour. Luckily I bought myself sometime because I'm having a deload week and told her I'm improving the flooring in there but I need a permanent solution.
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Tell her you have monkeypox
>Sorry I’d like to just keep this to myself.
if shes mad who cares, just being near you doesnt mean I get to use your stuff
Ask her: How much are you paying at your gym now?
Then tell her the fee to use your gym is 2x that.
i think it's perfectly fine to tell her that you want to keep it for personal use only.
If you need an excuse use liability, can't have someone else working out and injuring themselves and suing you.
>If you need an excuse use liability, can't have someone else working out and injuring themselves and suing you.
This always works when you want to get out of something.
My neighbor asked me to watch her kids once, and I nope'd the frick out.
Plaster the place in pictures of muscular naked oiled men. Work out in a speedo while listening to 90's euro techno. Grow out your stache.
>Save on gym costs
Offer her use at a cost commensurate with what it would be worth to you, monetarily, for her to use it. If you would only feel comfortable with her using it for $300/m, quote that. If she says no, she can't use it.
Or ask her to do something in exchange. (Not sex, dumbass, like a perk related to her job or w/e.)
Please tell me you used a stock photo and that isn't your home gym because that is the most veganal excuse for a gym I've ever seen.
>clean and organized = feminine
okay you dirty bastard
Dumbbells up to 30 lbs only no power rack. Gay as frick Black person.
You got wicker baskets in your gym. I have nose tork and spider chalk in mine.
I'm confused. Isn't this a basket-weaving forum?
it's not about the cleanliness, it's about the fact that no fricking actual lifting will be done with the (lack of) equipment on display in that picture
Tell her you built it so you can get fit enough to get a girlfriend, Because women have always seemed to avoid you all your life for some strange reason.
Is she hot ?
"No"
>*bzzt* *bzzt*
>he sold?
POOMP EET
let her use your gym selfish butthole, what's wrong with you? we're living in a society here
Nah, the second she gets a splinter, she will sue. OP tell her that your insurance won't cover the liability of other users. Or alternatively allow her to use it in exchange for a2m twice a week
Invite her over and have tons of explicit hentai posters hanging up with extremely loud denpa playing
looks like a woman picked all the equipment, I literally spit my protein shake as I opened the image
> Bench
> Rack of 1kg dumbbells
Wtf am I looking at?
Look at her coy-ly and look down at your dick then back up at her and say something like, what do I get out of the deal, sweetheart?
tell her you have aids
Just tell her to put the weights back as they were, you autist
Firstly, you have to unload weight to properly warm up, and secondly, all you need is "no". You absolute pussy. If you must explain yourself, talk about liability for injury.
Ask her what equipment she uses to train. "Sorry, don't have those. I guess you better keep your membership."