>"i thought you were taller"
how do you respond without sounding mad or like you are coping?
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>"i thought you were taller"
>"i thought you were taller"
how do you respond without sounding mad or like you are coping?
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I thought you were lighter
I'm 6'1
This
You have to deflect it with humor and show you don’t care and that it’s not going to stop you
>5’ 7” manlet
I don't think about you at all
i thought you werent so gullable
>I’m 6’2” but I suppose we can stop by the zoo and do some giraffe feeding
>$70 (admission +feeding giraffes) get some sloppy toppy and get to spend day at zoo looking at animals
>I thought you’d be better at sucking dick
>ghost
Bonus points if you don’t cum
>imagine paying to enter the zoo
yeah, I always jump over the fence when I want to see the animals
only little kids and old people pay to visit the zoo
Zoos are free. You must live in a place that sucks.
>his city main attraction are jailed animals
my city has actual monuments, sorry
I live in Washington, DC, homosexual.
>GGGG4
Yeah, sorry again, I live in an actual historical city from Europe
>Brags about living in Europe
All opinions discarded
Paris sucks
not everybody have a cage for themselves, mr. chimp
>Bonus points if you don’t cum
I never cum. I practice non ejaculatory sex.
zoos are lame in general
I went to the San Diego zoo, that lion was pissing on everyone
Lmao this guy I just started working with was the one who killed harambe
Cincinnati head of k9 dudes fricking crazy and his wife just divorced him. Love him
"nonetheless although" *flex a cep*
>I am not. Anyways, let's have sex
It's literally that simple
She's trying to mog you as the first thing when meeting you. It's already over.
Why would that make you mad?
I am
Unzips wiener
>"thanks"
>next subject
You don't, that's not a question and trying to "explain" it is always going to be cope.
Firstly this isn't something that someone should say to you, it certainly never happened to me. So either it happens because someone is trying to be a c**t in a social setting, or because you actually lied/used dishonest pictures. If it's the latter, you kind of deserve what you are getting, this is simply the karma of your lies coming back to you. If it's the former, take note that that person is a c**t and either ignore ("Well I'm not.") or grill them for it ("What gave you that idea?"). Alternatively take it as a compliment ("Thanks.")
This isn't something that should come up often and if it does it shouldn't be something to spend time thinking about. If someone does that and you just want to coom, ignore and frick them anyways. If it's someone for a relationship, consider it a red flag and take note, then decide from there.
>Alternatively take it as a compliment ("Thanks.")
This is the best response to anyone attempting a passive aggressive dig at you. A cheerful, grateful response disarms them, as they start trying to work out if you're making some ironic, dry response to their attempt at insult, or if you're just stupid.
> best response
> makes them think i am just stupid
Based.
>too long didn’t read
If your response looks anything like this homosexuals, it’s over for you
>ignore and frick them anyways
if someone says that to you, it probably means they dont want to frick you. Still a response is due, and the best one would be the "Thanks" response. Afterwards proceed to exit in a manner that doesnt look disfunctional
>Nah,, I'm normal
Cope
I should be but you see I haven't grown up since middle school except in one place haha
i thought you were younger UUUOOOHHH
"I am taller"
its honestly over at that point
Literally just look at them with absolutely no emotion. Don't speak. Don't react. Just wait for them to break.
99/100 times they'll backtrack.
>me too
Then move on.
>"Is that a Star Wars reference?"
>proceeds to show scene in question if she doesn't know it
That's not what Leia says
If you want to damage them say that they look older. This is a counter attack though, so will likely make you seem mad.
„You are right but everything what I miss till 6“ is added somewhere else if you know what I mean“
Tell her you were recently in a jet and had to ejection which caused you to be shortened by a few inches
"y-you too"
>gain noticeably more muscle
>see aunt and extended family
> all they mentioned is my height
Manlet bros... I don't feel so good
If this happened and I would be taller than her, I would consider suing.
> look off into the distance
> smoke cigarette in a cool way
> she asks whats wrong
> say something vague about how degenerate society is
> she instantly thinks im cool and wants my wiener
>hits cig
>we live in a society where gamers are bullied for being short, while women are celebrated for being fat
>Yeah me too.
I am. You're smaller
"I am as tall as i need to be."
I am 197cm tall. Any single grills here?
Idk. Depends on the context tbh
I don't try to fraud my pics or lie about my height online so I'd just smile and shrug or something like that
I was that I was short by a tall chick once, I am I’m 5’7, I responded that heigh doesn’t matter when you’re laying down with a smirk and we banged then I ghosted
>It's not gonna matter how tall I am when you're on your knees
>Damn, I knew I should have worn my high heels
>Yeah well, I usually only date midgets
>I thought you were alive.
>*BANG*
>Just another misogyny-filled day as an epic gamer!
>AHHHUHEHUUHAHUAUHAUHAHUAUHEHUEUHAUHAUHAHEUEUHAUHAUHEUEHUAHHUAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously answer that this shitty thread doesn’t deserve:
> I’ll take that as a compliment.
There. Done.
>reddit spacing
reddit reply
upvoted buddy!
height as never been as issue for me, u just gotta be top 20 percent. in fact, most taller guys look at me seethe cus they dont do what i do
mildly shocked stare for 20 seconds without blinking
continue on as if she didn't say anything
Start to cry. At worst she will leave you, at best she will feel bad and comfort you.
I'm big where it counts 😉
Sounds like a you problem
"i thought you had bigger breasts"
How I‘d respond? If you say this to someone 6‘4 tall like me then obviously it‘s just a joke.