I wanna cut down on my alcohol consumption but getting drunk and having really kinky sex with my wife on friday and saturday night is really fun. It's literally my favorite thing to do in life.
I wanna cut down on my alcohol consumption but getting drunk and having really kinky sex with my wife on friday and saturday night is really fun.
How do people not get sick of fricking the same one after a few times tbh.
How do you even maintain attraction to an aging hag who wakes up with morning breath in your face and leaves the bathroom smelling like putrid shit after pooping
You are confused by love because you have never felt it. No one person has ever found you redeemable enough to look at you in that way, so you react with confusion when you see what others have.
I don't deny that I am a /misc/9k/ incel. But fact is women cannot love. You can only love the white race truly, your nation, and anime. Women are a meme, nothing but worthless prostitutes
You'll be in my prayers, anon
>incel
>makes “factual” claims about women
You’ve never been intimately involved with a woman, how would you think you know even the first thing about women?
Reading about something is meaningless without real world experience.
Seeing newbies fall for such obvious bate
Coombrains only understand the visual aspect, which is dwarfed by the sensation of touch
>How do people not get sick of fricking the same one after a few times tbh.
Not that anon, but I've been fricking the same person for over 10 years, and I can tell you that when there is a strong emotional and personal connection, sex is a lot more rewarding and meaningful. Fricking randos is fun and all, but fricking someone you actually care about is a whole other level.
>desu
Shut up you Black person you have never laid your eyes on a woman without being beaten for the crime of being a disgusting creature from the black lagoon
so many good digits today
i dont get it either man but I've only had sex 3 times in my life and never had any friends so maybe im not an indicator to go by idk
>anon doesnt know about love
GRIM
>when gf is being an annoying b***h but then you remember she has the cutest little smile when she does some cringe lovey dovey stuff
>How do people not get sick of fricking the same one after a few times tbh.
You're asking people who would walk barefoot through a mile of broken glass just to hold hands with a woman.
The irony is that the guy asking that questions is the only real incel here, and beneath all the fake cover of hatred towards women, he would probably do the most extreme things to actually get with one.
my next gf has to be a swinger
Cringe
I prefer a cuckqueen gf
I've cuckolded couples before but idk how that goes for females
>alcohol
>kinky
How can I tell you are American?
I'm Dutch.
I'm not saying I NEED alcohol, I'm just saying it's a lot of fun. Why do anti alcohol people always say "omg haha I dont need alcohol to have fun!!"?. Just because something is really fun to do doesn't mean you need it. Is that really that hard to understand? Do you really have so little self control that you have to have a black and white approach to everything in life?
You're the one bemoaning not being able to drink even though having hot sex doesn't require alcohol at all. Sounds like your self control might need some work.
I only need the alcohol to get her willing to let me lick her braphole tbh.
She won't when sober
I'm not saying the alcohol is needed to have kinky sex, I am saying sex when tipsy/drunk is amazing. It's not just about sex. It's about the whole night. Having some drinks together, having fun, etc. It's like being on a home date with your wife.
>Dutch
does your kinky sex involve ovens?
>does your kinky sex involve ovens?
That was the Germans, with the ovens thing.
Why do you need alcohol to have vigorous sex? Anything more than a glass diminishes sex.
Everyone in this thread is a fricking moron.
Drunk sex with someone you're completely in love with is amazing.
All these gays getting whiskey dick because they're anxious about the club prostitute in their bed
Is it fun because you're drunk? Or is it fun because she's drunk?
For me, my wife is a lot more fun in bed when she's a little drunk. She's perfectly willing day-to-day, but she's just a raunchy animal when she's drunk. I like to be a little tipsy to keep up with her vibe, but I can totally water down my drinks and get the full benefit without getting nasty hangovers or whiskey-dick.
>Is it fun because you're drunk? Or is it fun because she's drunk?
Both I guess, but yeah I can really relate to what you say about your wife. My wife never says no to me when I want sex, even if she's not particularly horny herself, but when she's drunk she is on another level. She turns into an absolutely freak. I also think it's best for my to not be completely drunk. But somewhere between tipsy and drunk I guess. Like somewhere between 4 and 8 drinks (depending on how hard the alcohol hits me that day) seems to be the sweet spot for me.
I'd say if it's literally your favorite thing to do in life, keep doing it. Maybe you can mix up the frequency, with some weekends opting out to do other activities, might make for some memorable experiences and would make drinking booze more special everytime
your question sir ?
I'm exactly the same but having a little drink on the weekends with my Mrs is fun and I don't want to stop. I'm fine with it negatively affecting me.
I think it's an age thing, all my parents and their mates drink wine pretty much every night for a reason
>all my parents and their mates drink wine pretty much every night for a reason
Are you the reason ?
>my parents friends and basically all middle class over 50 drinks wine all the time is because of me
haha! good one you fricking sperg. Dont try and attack me because you're a sour incel
>you're a sour ince
True... you see how I talk.... probably thats the reason lmao....
*cheers*
you're a prisoner of your own mind and you hold the key. Make some changes and maybe you too can drink with your woman and have drunk sex
if you have to cut down, you’re already an alcoholic/addict. you can either go full blown autistic AA style total abstinence, or you can try (and fail numerous times) to develop a healthy drinking/using pattern. for me simply seeing how fat just beer made me was enough to significantly cut down, well that and a bunch of typical embarrassing alcoholic moments, i didnt have a drop for a whole month at the start and after that my tolerance dropped as well. i went from like 8 half litre cans daily and just feeling buzzed to often being well tipsy after 3-4 pints because i only drink in the weekends now if even. mind you im also not 21 anymore, either
I do not drink alcohol myself and do not have trouble with women.
Just add in some cocaine. All the benefits of drinking but none of the drink binge eating. Wake up skinnier on Monday morning.
i drunk the vodka
same haha
i am a complete virgin when it comes to alcohol (also a regular complete virgin)
is alcohol worth getting into? i dabble in weed here and there and im pretty okay with that but never got into alcohol. sometimes working out high is great.
is working out drunk good?
alcoholic here. I used to work out drunk. If you get the dosage right, you feel more powerful. I don't know if I'd lift heavy shit over my head but it can be fun.
Just don't make a habit out of it, or drinking, because it's poison and poison kills your gains or something.
no it’s not worth getting into
>is working out drunk good
is this b8
well its counterintuitive that working out high is good but it gives me great mind-muscle connection so i figured i would ask about working out drunk
if you’re social and have a life, some drinks are fine. if you don’t, you’ll just turn into an alky
>t. weekend alky with no life