I want to go to the gym and get?

I want to go to the gym and get IST but I'm nervous and scared that I will look dumb and do something stupid and big tall handsome men will bully me.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that'll happen. It's a rite of passage, we all have to go through it. You'll start at the bottom of the pecking order and all the yoked gym bros will bully you relentlessly at first. But don't worry, they're not really doing it to be mean, it's for your own good. Then after some months when you've packed on a bit of muscle some new, skinny and / or fat loser will start going to the gym. Then it'll be your time to bully, and you will officially have become one of the gym bros.
    It's tough at first, but it's worth it brother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I'm definitely not gonna go then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being such a fricking pussy and just go.
        Though I'll give you some advice: do not under any circumstances use the lying leg curl machine during the phase where you get bullied. Just don't. You'll regret it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't want to anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t list to that fricking moron. That shit doesn’t happen. Most people realize you’re there for the same reason they are and will just respect you more the more that they see you there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          listen to this man, I foolishly decided not to follow this advice at first...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I don't want to anymore.

        Don’t list to that fricking moron. That shit doesn’t happen. Most people realize you’re there for the same reason they are and will just respect you more the more that they see you there

        Not bait I'm almost 30 I've been trying to work up the courage to go to a gym since college its probably one of my biggest fears

        What is it with you morons and your social anxiety?! Just go lift weights, not a single person on Earth gives a FRICK about it and will pay NO attention to you or anything you're doing at the gym!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok just dont look at me though please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PUSSYYYYYYYYYY

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. you will do dumb shit and look stupid
    2. no one will notice because no one gives a frick about you
    3. or anyone else for that matter
    4. go to the gym c**t

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >big tall handsome men will bully me
    The way you frame this sounds like you get off on this sexually.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably bait but if genuine go in with the expectation to just get the feel of the place.

    Aim for easy things you can sit on for a bit like a treadmill incline walking or bike and once you're in scout for a few empty simple looking machines.

    I have a smaller gym I've always been too but when I went to a more commercial gym it was very intimidating still to me as there were so many more people and waiting around awkwardly for benches felt weird.

    After 2 - 3 times of just going in, doing some easy bits you will just feel more confident in how it works.

    Just scout out how things work and don't go mad

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do is show up.
    First week just walk through the doors and walk on the treadmill or so something else you are comfortable with m

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont listen to these morons. pick you routine check videos how to and go for it. but this is bait thread so digits and you get anal probed by aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bait I'm almost 30 I've been trying to work up the courage to go to a gym since college its probably one of my biggest fears

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was 29 when i first time went to gym. i did a little bit of homegym so i wasnt complete dyel. just go moron nobody cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >digits and you get anal probed by aliens

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I got beaten up for not using enough weight by the big tall handsome guys
    It's not that bad after the 3rd time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did they rape you after?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not that important OP, nobody cares

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Consider doing a calisthenics routine then. Or buying a homegym. Buying stuff and weights piece by piece and second hand isn't too unaffordable, and even if you ngmi you can resell it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I see a DYEL in the gym this week I’m going to make sure I bully him just hoping that it’s OP, you giant homosexual

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe they will frick your ass and say you have a little dick too

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