i want to intimidate max
i want men to look at me and go "frick this" then go home and kill themselves in fear
give me the setup
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i want to intimidate max
i want men to look at me and go "frick this" then go home and kill themselves in fear
give me the setup
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No
>tattoos
Nobody is intimidated. We're laughing our asses off at you.
yo i'm not saying tattoos is the answer but that's an intimidated reply bro, you're scared of them
No, I find your kind absolutely moronic. You're not interesting. You're boring. This is what you look like to me.
o_o
nice projection, fat moron
i'm pretty sure it's universally accepted tattoos are an intimidation factor
women get them now to filter men
I'm sure this is misinterpeted by them. Men are not intimidated by women with tats, we view them as short sighted
tats only serve as a signal that you're a conformist consumerist normalgay
you paid someone to draw on you like a slave getting marked
Anon we can all tell you’re a pussy talking big game
Nobody is intimidated by a bald fat man with tattoos.
another intimidated reply
do you morons know what intimidation is?
study napoleon complex
Oh yeah I'm soooo scared of a man with tattoos of flowers. Frick off moron.
if it was flaming skulls or something id be scared
do u think ur funny? like did someone give u confidence that, hey, your a funny guy?
consider this a take-back
I'm fairly fit. I dont want people to be intimidated by me. We live in a dangerous day and age where you can be shot or stabbed for just existing. I like to do parkour and even I'm not that stupid. Maybe if you tried doing something fun with your life you wouldnt be this mentally deficient.
Those your height start with 6? If not, don't bother. Short of walking everywhere with a gun you ain't intimidating shit.
how do you explain women intimidating men? I saw a 6'7 doctor get intimidated by a 5'5 dumb bpd girl in his office
Anon are you special needs or learning disabled?
it's a genuine question, how the frick do men get so intimidated by women who are half their size
there's more to intimidation than size, that's my thesis
They don't moron. It's an act. On a level of autism to downs, where are you?
you're expressing insane amounts of intimated behavior on the internet where we don't have are physical avatars in play
perhaps there's more to intimidation than you're willing to admit? because you're insanly intimidated right now
Yes I'm scared of you. Hahahaha fricking idiot. Take your meds.
I got written up for harassment at work for calling a girl "Jess" when her name is Jessica.
Even the manager said it was stupid and was just following protocol when he pulled me in, told me to just stay away from her. I told the boys at work and nobody talks to her ass including the other females.
Before I go I have an anecdotal story.
My friend Scott got written up at work for offering a woman a ride home. It was raining and she was complaining about nobody offering her a ride. Idk I think she wanted me to do it. She was obese. Young though like 16-17. I can't recall. It was the job before I became an electrician. Cashier. I mean Scott isn't creepy. He's tall and thin. But kinda ugly in the face with long hair. Dressed in walmart clothes way too big for him. Everyone knows him and everyone likes him. He's a hard worker and would give anyone the cheap George brand shirt off his back. He's a good dude despite dressing like a slob. Has a real good energy if you know what I'm talking about. They actually wrote him up and she called the police. They actually showed up at his house and placed him in handcuffs. I forget exactly what she told them but it was along the lines of him coming onto her and all sorts of schizoid shit, kinda like how op is popping off. They actually transferred him to a different store. She quit a week later after everyone stopped talking to her. I mean everyone ghosted her. She "intimidated" everyone so hard that she alienated herself. Lost the few friends she had.
6
I worked with a guy that management literally called, "Piss." Nice guy. He put up with it, but that's literally what everybody called him. One of the better people I've worked with. One day he gets fired. Only fricking thing he did is make a teenage co-worker feel uncomfortable.
>all sorts of schizoid shit
schizoid ≠ schizo
Anon… do you need explanation of the difference of man and woman?
women are never scared of men
bpd girl can stab you 1488 times and you'll go to jail if you slightly push her.
>bpd girl can stab you 1488 times
I can only hope
different form of intimidation, my guy
Anon is mentally disabled
what i'm trying to say is women intimidate the frick out of men, tiny weak things you would consider physically harmless
You dumb fricker we know what you’re saying. You’re just moronic as shit and I legit think you’re autistic if not on me of the most dense motherfrickers I’ve ever seen on /fit. The only reason why women intimidate men in modern society is because they wield the full force of society and the law. Men are not intimidated because they are physically dangerous or anything like that. It’s because they can make an accusation and end your life on a whim. Other men will come to fight for her and that is what you’re truly intimidated of.
for as much shit as guys talk on the internet about women, there sure is a very low rate of physical incidents involving them
>law!!
like that's stopped anyone from doing bad things
Anon believes israelite propaganda while denying the mountain of court cases and stories from others who have experienced it
women physically control men without touching them
More to the point, women possess the threat of humiliating you.
bingo
for many humiliation is worse than death
>how do you explain women intimidating men?
some woman are crazy and I avoid them for my own safety....
women destroy societies. you think they’re unable to intimidate a single man?
the scariest women really sexually attractive, while obviously being extremely unstable and prone to random unpredictable mood swings and violence, the danger being if you succumb to your desperate coom brained urges, you will end up dead or castrated.
I've never known chilling fear like the aftermath of breaking up with a bpd woman
She didn't even have the extreme chop your dick off false rape claim variety, her case was relatively mild and she was pretty self-regulating
I should've known something was off because I have absolutely no problem pissing in front of people but something about her would not allow my subconscious to relax enough to open my urethral sphincter in her presence
this. dated this really hot so called lesbian chick back in high school. blowjobs and the sex in general was amazing but she would cry randomly and sometimes even scratch at my chest aggressively during sex,and get angry at me over trivial things such as making a joke about how zombified her eyes look in the morning in front of her friends. never doing that again.
Being intimidating has more to do with mental disposition towards violence than physical capability. A large, highly muscular, but friendly and cheerful man is less intimidating than a man of average size who looks like he shivs people for fun.
And even then, it's not intimidating. I might be in a minority of those who understand. If you act like an animal, yes I'll feel that scared feeling, but I've grown to control my emotions and stay calm and slow my heart rate and think rationally.
>does this person pose a risk to me or my loved ones
If the answe is yes, I act accordingly. I never try to escalate the situation. I'll try diffusion first. If that doesnt work, just like a rabid animal, I'll put ya down and face a judge and answer for self protection or protection of others. If you die as a result then so be it. I'm not going to cowtoe to you. I've dealt with bullies my whole life. My mom included. I don't hate women, I realized that some people regardless of gender or status are just deficiant mentally. They use intimidation because they're mentally weak. But if you pose a threat to me, I'll deal with that threat as I see fit.
you're not going to do shit
you're going to sit down, be embarassed in front of everyone, wonder how your mom would react, and have a nice day 3 years later
Well you're welcome to test that theory at your earliest convenience.
you're emotionally dysfunctional, you would hurt yourself in any meaningful conflict
if you can't win with your mind, what makes you think you can win with your body?
Because no matter what, you being loud and obnoxious is just a sign that you're broken beyond repair. Life for you is a meaningless void. Day after day you cry about how hard life is. This thread is you trying to act tough. I deal with real life threats every day. Real tough guys don't say much. They don't need to. Happiness for you is a cup of bleach away. Maybe you'd have more success being transgender. I hear people cowtoe to their kind all the time. There's still time to hop on that bandwagon. So go get on hrt and scream on twitter because a gas station attendant misgendered you so they get fired.
what the frick
you are the easiest manipulative target i've ever seen in my life
i could have you on the floor cutting yourself within the hour if i wanted
don't ever think you're protected again
Whatever you say dear.
hit yourself when you look in the mirror
No, I'm not the one whose mental ill here.
you're hiding behind images in hopes it makes you look more complete
you're falling apart
your mother is laughing
your father is sad
nobody likes you
you can't protect yourself, you can't protect anyyone
you die at this point
Well I'm bored. I think I'm going to go work out. It's time to get the last of my reps in then I'm off to work. You have fun screaming at people. See ya in the funny pages.
have a good 1
Imagine typing this post out, trying to sound like a hardass, then bringing up how your mommy hurt your poor little feelings.
Awwwwwww
By which I'm not saying you should become a psycho, but if you're that desperate to be intimidating you can yellowjacketmaxx and appropriate visual characteristics of psychos such as buzzcuts, scars, drug abuse signs/crocodile face, collieflower ear, ugly (neck/face)tattoos etc. Don't recommend it though; success and happiness are significantly dependent on people liking you, which these traits will inhibit.
This. People with visible tattoos or scars that look like the result of bad life choices are less likely to have rewarding careers.
/thread
you can't just "become more intimidating for the sake of it"
it's a by product of legitimate proneness to violence
bulk hard, shave your head and look sharp at anyone you see on the street to look like typical east euro football moron
He looks like an FtM.
Trembling manlet hands made this post
another intimidated post
why are you guys so moronic about this
do you know what intimidation is? do you expect people to just say "i'm intimidated"? no, they show it through behavior
fricking hell, the playground was not smart for u boys
Post a pic of yourself next to a doorframe so we can all laugh at you
ur deeply insecure by height, you constantly check other men's shoes, you wish you were taller
>Post a pic of yourself next to a doorframe
pls dont , I dont want to leave this board so early today lmao I still got laundry at the dryer
I'm not afraid of you op you fat fricking homosexual
suck my dick loser gay boy
then shake my hand
no homosexual but if you put your entire hand in my mouth and called me a good boy i would cum immediately then die
You have to be 35+ to post here
You should rather work on your homosexuality
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OH FRICK OH SHIT OH FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK OH NO NO NONONONONO NO FRICK FRICK FRICK SHIT FRICK!!!!!! FRICK!!!!!!!! Did that do anything for ya?
god i wish i was a woman so i could breed with u
Thanks man, that means a lot.
Listen to Jason Blaha.
As a man you don't become intimidating by looking big and capable, you become intimidating by looking like a piece of trash with a knife and nothing to lose.
that's just fear, real intimidation is fear of the person you're intimidated by not liking you
that's why women can hurt men with a glance and shatter their entire world, they want to be liked by women
If you wanna be liked by women, you're doing it wrong. You should only like yourself and the people who have earned your respect.
You sound underage. No male over 18 gives a frick about women's glances.
Just get this t shirt and atert wearing it in public.
Badass but you have to be able to back it up otherwise you'll get exposed
Become vegan
take the Teddy Roosevelt pill, speak softly and carry a big stick(gun)
I have been intimidating to men and women and let me tell you, it is very lonely. I had to become this way to survive in the ghetto. My past is full of death and violence.
The only one I can be tender with is my woman. She is precious and understands my pain. She knows when I am feeling down and always knows how to lift me up.
I do not deserve her, she is like an angel from God.
My dog is like this as well, he is a big dog but very old now and has trouble walking.
Still, he goes absolutely feral when he detects and intruder and has scared the crap out of burglars and once plumbers too unfortunately.
Yet, for his fearsome outward appearance, he will give you the saddest look and most pitiful cry if he does not get his daily tummy rubs. I love that dog so much.
You would actually have the ability to frick them up
You can’t cheat it
Facial masculinization happens at two points in your life. You need to have high androgen exposure prenatally in your mom's womb (picrel) and high androgen during puberty. If you missed those, you can't change the bone and essential structure of your face naturally.
What you can do do look more intimidating with what you have though is to grow a thick beard (Dermaroll + Minoxidil), get thicker eyebrows (Same as beard, could get tattoo as well), squint-maxx (lower upper eyelid exposure) and get a rougher look (a little wrinkly, maybe a small scar; start smoking for this). Also, should not smoke at all.
>op wants men to think to frick him
you sound intimidated
wow you're miserable
men get violent towards me, i have to let them know that it's the end of their life if they make a move
Yeah, if that happens you’re either hideously ugly or a manlet. No amount of lifting or cringe martial arts will change that. You are a lesser being, you will never be a real man. Kys loser
it's the things i say & energy i project, it drives them insane, men literally go insane and go home and think about bringing a gun to shoot me
i need to make them think they can't make any move without instant death
how about open carrying
i don't touch guns that's for pussies
i dodge bullets and then break their necks
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SYoZYvsYmL4
>i don't touch guns that's for pussies
you're just dumb as a rock
Step one is getting all the skin from your face surgically removed.
would actually work
This is what true intimidation looks like, no tattoos, no beard, no big muscles, only real power
walk in public like this to control space and assert authority
How is this guy so gay looking lmao? A million photos on the internet and this is the one you picked. This must be bait
go full Tony Soprano mode
Go old and start balding?
Back when I was younger I was told I looked like a thug. I even stopped a guy I used to work with to have a chat with him and he was visibly scared of me until he recognised who I was
It's a simple formula
>be tall
>be muscular and bulked up
>have shaved head
>dark face stubble helps
>wear boots
>wear black jeans
>wear metal shirts
Everywhere I go I get asked if I'm a soldier,mainly because of how I dress and my walk looks so efficient its as if I'm marching,along with the fact that I always prefer the classic tall top shaved sides military hair cut like pic related,plus I unconsciously flex my eyebrows making it appear as if I'm on edge and preparing to harm someone
yo, don't listen to these autistic lifters here anon. Now I will give the steps one by one
> lift a lot, do a strongman like diet
> gain power
> study on how to gain power
> join or a create a community surrounded by powerful men
> learn from the elders
> take big actions and be brave
> try to fail with your own actions but be open to others always
In the end, even if u are a 195kg 100kg strongman male your intimidation will not scare the powerful men who owns ten of you. When you try to scare these powerful men, they will make you suffer. Not even kill.
Take a look at Putin, El Chapo, Thedore Roosevelt and so on..
Hope you got the point.
With love,
and then a bpd girl shivs your pancreas because you left her on read
walk around with a noose dangling off your neck so everybody knows you wanna die
it's easy. have nothing to lose so that you can act like it too. nobody wants to frick with someone who can pull a knife or gun out because they looked at someone funny
(optional)
lift and get big. it might help a little, but psychomaxxing will give you a much more threatening aura
Be black and act like a Black person
If I see a black person I never relax
A really good way to intimidate everyone is carrying a gun or a knife, in fact it's so intimidateMAXXED that you get the cops called on you for scaring the shit out of absolutely everyone
It's hard to fake having nothing to lose, and that's the only real way to carry yourself that makes everyone uncomfortable. If you just go for buff shaved head guy, even aggressive buff shaved head guy, guys like me would have a field day calling your bluff.
I'm not even that badass. I've got intermediate lifts, 3 years of boing, and 1 year of jiujitsu under my belt. I've competed in nothing. It is in no way an extrordinary level of skill. But it's enough to where i'll see your bluff a mile away and i'll gladly poke the bear to prove to him, and to everyone else, that he's all talk.
That is, unless, I find out you've really got nothing to lose. In that case it doesn't matter if I can kick your ass, you're still way more trouble than you're worth and I'll lose the game of verbal/posturing chicken because I totally have stuff I'm not willing to lose.
>3 years of boing, and 1 year of jiujitsu under my belt
>3 years of boing under my belt
>*slaps belly*
>"Yep, this one here's got three years of BOING under mah belt!"
>"You could fit twelve kittens in there, hu-haw!"
Gave me my morning chuckle, anon, thanks.
Genuine guide for intimidationmaxxing, keep in mind it's only a facade, but you couls bluff it out.
Meth until bf% is at least 12%, it'll turn you into a super-soldier anyway, you need to look ghoulish too
Acquire a cauliflower ear or two, self-afflicted
If norwooding make it very visible, if not shave so you look like you're balding or shave it full
Grow facial hair on the chin, shave everything else
Carry a knife and or gun
Keep your eyes a bit more open than usual
>muh height
tyson put 6'5 world class athletes to sleep
The most overrated boxer in history is so feared because he was intimidating. He's also a rapist.
I used to feel this way and I realized it was because I felt small and weak on the inside. Do you feel this way, anon?
it's not me who's small & weak, it's the guys i interact with
i want to remove all doubt in their minds, i want them to sit when i say sit
I stopped smoking and i started chewing gum nonstop to cope with anxiety. People thinks you are tougher than you actually are if they see you chewing, its some lizzard brain shit. Im not even an butthole or a fricking beast (im a 5'7" manlet) but people automatically assume you are an butthole if you chew gum. Maybe its because most people see munching food as something embarrasing and if you chew something openly they subconsciously think you are some kind of unhinged animal
this only applies if you chew with your mouth open
The best way to intimidate people is crazymaxxing. Start doing meth, dress like a homeless and outside act irrationally like just start singing or dancing randomly or make weird ass movements
I hope you know how to fight
Because the more of a tough guy aura you give off the more likely I am to test you
>giving advice to potential threats
weak b***h, u just want me to like u so u try to be useful
fluff my dick i'm frickin' ur girl
You don't come off as tough, you come off as a kid who is overcompensating
ive never compensated a day in my life and boys have been challenging me randomly since the school yard
Okay fellas actual psychopath here who is job requires to intimidate people. The one of the most important factors about intimidation is the eyes,the soulless gaze. Almost looking like a reptile with no emotion behind it. The eyes of a guy who is REALLY willing to hurt you is going to be the most intimidating, it's not about the shape of the eye or anything. I've been around guys who is willing to hit, stab, shoot people over nothing or what you might think it's nothing while they think it's ''disrespect'' to their gigantic ego. These types really have a presence, they have an aura and a set of killer eyes that can only come with experience and the willingness to hurt other people. But even then, you can only go so far with intimidating with people with just a look. What's really intidimating is these people's actions, if you know about their actions, you're are going to be intimidated. I sat down with a guy once who is notoriously known for stabbing and shooting people over pretty much nothing. Just tell him he can't shoot you and he will shoot you, lmao. I was always on alert, carefully choose my words, and was also willing go down that road if it comes to it. That's also how you survive your encounters with these guys.
when you physically intimidated another dude the very first thing he thinks is 'get a weapon'
it's not a fun road to go down, if you aim to embarrass a man he will aim to kill you, you better strike fast to remove all confidence but you've effectively mentally murdered a man
90s kid here. Take a knife to your face like we did. Facial scars were the big thing for posers back in the day.
Dude looks like he does gay porno. Probably takes it in the ass for cash.
>i want to intimidate max
why, what did max ever do to you?
nice
>i want men to look at me and go "frick this" then go home and kill themselves in fear
Get all the steroids and HGH you can.
And then? Walk around in frilly dresses and get lip implants.
Grab a man's arm and say hello, and you will see a kind of fear in his eyes that only Big Cats can induce.
>tfw I look like this without the tats
do I just end it now?
how tall
6'0, 242lbs (roidcel)