I want to lower my test as much as possible to try and bait the doctor into giving me steroids, would this actually work and how would I achieve it?
 |
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
|
I want to lower my test as much as possible to try and bait the doctor into giving me steroids, would this actually work and how would I achieve it?
ESTROGEN NOW. hahaha what if u dont get test from this poooor baby..........
go on 8 week rad or lgd cycle with no pct
if you could lower your test enough it causes medical concern, it follows you could raise your test enough in the same vein
>noo it's not my lifestyle making me a low t mongrel
>i need test to be a real man
so pathetic and insecure lmao
You'd think that but God is a homosexual who enjoys femboys.
>take steroids
>come off, permanently lower test, higher estrogen, get b***h breasts
>take estrogen, or have it forced into your body by this polluted world
>even if you come off, don't suddenly get a surge in test, instead grow b***h breasts
Everything favors losing test over gaining it.
Stay up all night the night before the blood test. Eat a ton of sugar and have energy drinks.
You are dangerously stupid.
Buy black market test, run it TRT dose or cycle dose up to you, until your nuts shrink, probably about 4-6 weeks, stop cold turkey, go get a blood test two weeks after that. Get the test done first thing in the morning (they use lower reference ranges after 10am (in Aus at least)).
It's the most moronic idea I've ever heard
i like booba
i will meet my big booba jp gf today
Why do you want to pay a israeli premium on gear, are you moronic?
Asian girls are made for kisses
This is actually pretty hard to do. Week of shit sleep, garbage food + fasting + weekend of drinking and no sleep had me at 350 ng/dL. Im usually at 550-650 with an average diet/sleep and not so strict routine.
*460 ng/dL wrong conversion.
Just get roids for cheaper and less effort. No point trying to cruise on whatever small dose TRT is and fricking your endocrine regardless. Might as well just go all out
Give me a name and I'll give you a medical answer.
>a name
Heironymous Bosch
Maybe it's kashikawa konatsu or something like that, I downloaded a video recently and that was the girls name if my memory serves right and she looked a lot like the op. Even if it's not her it's the same bodytype their faces all look the same anyways.
Now answer the question but maximize not minimize using natty methods like any foods to eat or whatever.
there is nothing OTC / non prescription that will meaningfully change your T levels. inb4 anon suggesting that you consume pesticide and source industrial plasticizers.
Put your balls in the microwave.
Im literally on this board because i think ive destroyed my test output today and i need advice. I take ritalin occasionally for study periods but i try not to overdo it because i dont want any long term impact on my balls. But today i woke up early for an exam (which they CANCELED ON ME) with bad sleep, lots of caffeine, and ritalin, and now my dick does not work, despite me being rock hard last night and after i woke up.
Have i fricked up? Studies say its hard to permanently damage your balls on ritalin but my diet has been terrible and a month ago i vomited due to a lack of salts. This is legit erectile dysfunction. Ive never experienced this shit before even on massive study periods where i take ritalin for two months. 23 is too young to be getting ED.
You double your odds if you take it for 3 years from noting to almost nothing. You seem incredibly stupid and emotional. You probably have low testosterone prior and continue to act like a woman.
>You double your odds if you take it for 3 years from noting to almost nothing.
Is that from taking the prescriptions constantly? Thats very reassuring. Thank you anon.
>You seem incredibly stupid and emotional
Honestly anon this shit really worries me. Sorry i am panicking and being stupid and emotional. I am going to take a short break to get my boners back, and in two weeks my exam period ends and i can go off ritalin for an extended amount of time, and shortly after that i can throw away my ritalin for good. Very solution orientated and high test and shit.
>You probably have low testosterone prior and continue to act like a woman
I think so too, but three days ago a real life human being who is both bigger and stronger than me asked if i was on steroids which was weird. Plus i have a large penis and decent musculature for being 6'1. Though my strength is poor and i have back acne.
Okay, so here's the only real and safe answer. There is a root of a plant called white peony, there is a compound in it that drops test like a stone. I'm assuming it goes back to normal once you stop taking it. Chinese give it to their women often, they call it "bai shao."
Don't sleep and jerk off a bunch
Nofap + plant-based diet + nosleep is the winning combo for low test males (You)
Not cooming is clinically proven to increase test, bro. You are just justifying your addiction.
Heat plastic and lick it, go on a monstrous yescoom streak (coom 10 times before said test), eat very little (musn't be nothing, just very little), be heavily sleep deprived for a week at least, lose a few fights and or get rejected, drink tons of coffee and you will have nuked your test levels thouroughly.
take women's breastfeeding supplements and play animal crossing all day