I was a skeptic

I have to admit... I was skeptical at first, but having eaten pure blueprint for exactly 3 weeks now... THIS SHIT WORKS.

I'm hitting PR's left and right while effortlessly getting leaner and fitter. Overall I feel better and tbh like a teenager again.

Hop on this shit asap to get ahead of the normies, this is bound to go mainstream.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BUY MY THINGS
    i sure hope you're getting paid because the idea of shilling for free is sad

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like just regular shit you can buy at sprouts or Whole Foods. Jfc, zoomers can’t even just eat normal food unless it’s marketed all gimmicky

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bottle literally says snake oil on it
    go advertise somewhere else you fricker kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of irony homosexual?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The irony is that it's true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snake oil was a real native american medicine, seneca indians used to consume crude oil and some dudes started bottling and selling it and it got shortened to snake oil from seneca oil. Whether it was good for you is another question entirely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seneca indians used to consume crude oil
        Just eat canola oil xddd

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick is to pay way more than the product is worth so your mind believes it's magic and it placebos you into lifting more or whatever . It's hard to acknowledge you have fallen for a scam. But hey if it works, it works!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can an 18 year old afford to start their own food company? i fricking hate rich kids so much

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find his efforts very interesting and his nutrition program more than manageable - it even tastes & feels good, with measurable positive results - however the dude commercializing this shit just feels sketchy as frick
    He's almost a BILLIONAIRE yet there he is pushing this crap into the market for potentially a couple hundred thousand... Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >commercializing this shit
      >pushing this crap

      Why is it so bad to make money? Especially off good shit? Do you realize mcdonalds is more expensive and it's genuine poison? This is the best quality food you can possibly get and beats anything on the market, why is he demonized for this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This will not turn into a huge brand and make millions, people do not care about health that much. He will not bring in serious money nor provide health benefits to a wide range of people with these products, which already are widely available in the market. I've already effortlessly incorporated most of those foods and supplements into my diet, other interested people can do it as well.
        WHY rub people the wrong way and diminish your reputation for POTENTIALLY a couple hundred thousand, if not less, if you already have 800 million in the bank?
        Does he want to shift from being known as a billionaire vampire to just another grifter out there? Feels fricking weird to me

        greed. he's probably just another US conman, a corporatized scammer that LARPs as some over-the-top perfect optimized human to rip gullibles and Americans off.

        better go eat some oats

        >that LARPs as some over-the-top perfect optimized human to rip gullibles and Americans off
        I honestly didn't believe that but I might have to change my opinion
        I'll keep paying attention but I'll never buy these products

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      greed. he's probably just another US conman, a corporatized scammer that LARPs as some over-the-top perfect optimized human to rip gullibles and Americans off.

      better go eat some oats

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shill thread

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the plan all along huh, to sell supplements. God I hate that pale weirdo

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