I wash it everyday but my gf complains about it. Says she doesn't like blowjobd because of it. How the frick do properly clean it? Is there some special soap?
>inb4 smegm
No smegma
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she's not that into you and/or you take too long to get off
this.
she doesn't like your genes.
such is life.
This. My gf takes sniffs off my dick whenever she can.
cut or uncut
bet she never complained with Chad and Tyrone
I don't respect men with prominent nasolabial folds.
I’m a sissy femboy btw so I only like pretty men
dr bronners
Well the problem with women hygiene as you well know is the simple shift in culture and speech in the 21st century. What’s going on here is that she’s rejecting submitting to you, if you go into the details of what a blowjob is it’s most important epithet is that it is an act of submission. Submission of women has been a trope back to the Greek tragedies where Hera would smell Zeus’ unwashed ballsack. So we see a clear cultural shift from female ballsack sniffing to the modern era where a woman will deny her nature to submit. Of course as it was then the metaphysical belief was that the form of female submission was always present the form is defined by, of course, heiros gamos which defines a sacred marriage. So we see clearly this example of her wanting to taste your smegma is a degradation of the sanctity of marriage.
Maybe you need to trim the bush around the base of your tree
This. I run a trimmer over the full bush once a week maybe week and a half and the smell is much less powerful.
She does not like you.
If you can get one, you can get another.
Dump her.
your diet and gut flora is shit. you drink alot of alcohol and eat garbage processed food. youre equal parts sneed oil equal parts troony from all the plastics you probably consume. fix your diet and make your girl addicted to the intoxicating scent of a healthy dick (uncircumcised)
>make your girl intoxicated by a healthy dick (uncircumcised)
Maybe the kind of intoxicated where she throws the frick up lmao
My uncircumcised penis starts to smell like fish around a day after a shower? How do I stop this. I scrub it clean with soap and never have smegma.
cut it off and transition.
Just rinse it throughly with water. Soap isn't good for it, it'll dry up the skin and make it more like to get an infection. If you have a real bad problem then rinse it several times a day as needed.
it’s piss, of course because that’s where you piss. if she doesn’t like it then make her
Sounds like you need a new gf
Sit to pee and wipe when you're done. Your underwear now is probably a pissy horror show and your junk smells like ass.
my wife had the same issue (she would do it anyway but complain sometimes)
recently bought a vanilla flavored "blow gel" and has no issues now