If a giant asteroid smashed into the Earth why are there not dinosaurs corpses floating around the orbit of Earth from the impact blast?

If a giant asteroid smashed into the Earth why are there not dinosaurs corpses floating around the orbit of Earth from the impact blast?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was so potent, it evaporated everything in its direct vicinity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why didn’t it evaporate their bones?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure you won't find fossils from day 0 at Chixculub, anon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pretty sure you won't find fossils from day 0 at Chixculub, anon.
          Do we know this for sure?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chicxulub crater is such a meme crater. It doesn’t even look like a crater. “Trust us goy, it’s just heavily eroded but this is a crater and it turned all the dinosaurs into birds”

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's been 69 Mil years of Tectonic activity and erosion in the depths of rain forest and Caribbean sea. Give the crater a break.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tectonic activity
              No such thing. Plate tectonics is one of the stupidest science theories ever created. The earth clearly expanded (but is not expanding; it expanded. Past tense). If you believe in plate tectonics you need to be beaten by a midget with Down syndrome wearing a Darth Vader costume

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the earth clearly expanded
                and do you have anything to back that up with

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it’s called a map of the ocean floor. They hadn’t mapped it when they made the theory. The Pacific Ocean floor doesn’t conform with plate semitics

                Do you think that all dinosaurs were in one place and then the meteor caused their extinction when the impact hit them on the head like Super Mario? And do you think that their corpses would survive intact being launched into space to the point we could find them today in orbit?

                >literally the whole world believes plate tectonics, it's not controversial at all, but I, a random anon, know the truth that the whole world refuses to see!

                Who fricking cares? Most of the theory comes from one person who believed the earth expanded. The theory instead replaced expansion with subduction and a fricking science class convection cell driving this motion. What happens when all the continents squish together? Does it go backwards? So the sea floor is spreading and the “old” plate material is subducting under itself yet still maintaining the overall shape and continents on top? Do you really believe this? I can’t accept such obvious stupidity. Believe whatever you want I guess. But I’m going to laugh at you for believing in tectonics because it’s unbelievable.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So the sea floor is spreading and the “old” plate material is subducting under itself yet still maintaining the overall shape and continents on top? Do you really believe this?
                This is going to shock you, but new plate material is made when magma rises to the surface and hardens

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think that all dinosaurs were in one place and then the meteor caused their extinction when the impact hit them on the head like Super Mario? And do you think that their corpses would survive intact being launched into space to the point we could find them today in orbit?

                >literally the whole world believes plate tectonics, it's not controversial at all, but I, a random anon, know the truth that the whole world refuses to see!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's way more likely if an asteroid did it, it hit somewhere within the Pacific ocean and created a gigantic wave which drowned everything so there would be no impact blast to throw dinosaurs everywhere.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s literally a crater with a deep channel carved beneath by the 6 mile wide rock

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the world going to see the next asteroid kino?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple problems with this theory, but the one that stands out the most to me is that isn't how orbits work. Even if the asteroid did launch dinosaurs into space, their orbits would've decayed by now and they would've fallen back down to Earth. Go straigh up = go straight down. In order to acheive a stable orbit, your horizontal speed relative to Earth must match or exceed your downwards acceleration to gravity, the closer your orbit, the faster you need to go, and Earths gravitational field extends beyond the moon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like that one character from Guilty Gear.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is the whole meme. That slayer is a gigachad. It's extremely funny to me that people outside of the GG fanbase found it and use it as a generic gigachad but more refined or intellectual when it's just a mary sue vampire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like that one character from Guilty Gear.

      Oh, shit it is.
      It's fricking Slayer.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's been long enough that their orbits would have decayed and they would have fell back down to Earth.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christards are now trying their hands at orbital mechanics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, heretic.
      If I wasn't such a good Christian I'd threaten to kill you myself!

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was not aware plate tectonics was a disputed science until this thread.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if by disputed you mean a few contrarian morons then yes its "disputed"

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