If all elite Athletes are on PEDs then why aren't they caught?

If all elite Athletes are on PEDs then why aren't they caught? Don't they stay in your hair or blood or urine up to 3 weeks after use?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's various methods to hide PED use, also
    >up to 3 weeks
    Even if that were the case, youi could then blast for months and come off 3 weeks before the competition
    >but random testing
    only in civilized countries, china and iran don't care and prep up their atheletes that's why they dominate oly lifting
    also it's not like people don't get caught when new methods for testing for PEDs show up, they keep urine samples etc and some people have been retroactively stripped off their medals 1-3 years after, happens all the time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much would being off cycle for 3 weeks hurt someones performance?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think barely anything, they just go on trt levels and maintain. if they just pin test its undetectable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if they just pin test its undetectable
          >These are the people telling you they know the happenings in elite sports.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >also it's not like people don't get caught when new methods for testing for PEDs show up, they keep urine samples etc and some people have been retroactively stripped off their medals 1-3 years after, happens all the time

      >1-3 years

      homie sometimes even 8-10 years, literally happens all the time in many sports

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most tested athlete is karlos nasar and he is the most successful athlete of the last two years bar none but lasha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >karlos nasar
        Totally natty lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >19
          >build like Klokov
          Man I hope he put 100% natty in his instagram profile just to frick with normies.
          They deserve nothing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im an American college football player. probably going to go pro, if i dont get hurt. and I've never done PED's. maybe because of my position, I've never really felt the need to do them, nor do I want to. But I do get IV's a lot before games just to keep me hydrated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      long snapper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        O-Line

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most common is urine testing. They generally have some idea of testing protocols. If they know they’ll have multiple days without a testing risk they can just take a short ester. If even that is iffy they can take a suspension in water. rigorous testing can definitely have some effect though. Look at the before/after when ufc started using usada testing (which they’ve recently dropped). Once you’ve used you can tell
          > 100 percent of the time — not maybe — use USADA by example,” Sonnen said on his YouTube channel. “Very good, not 100 percent. 100 percent of the time, Chael’s eye test will be right. Not maybe. I assume that other people in the know had the same skill that I did. Now, other users do. We all know our own
          If you’re telling the truth pretty much everyone ranked ahead of you is using. I would get on

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm already considered one of the best, and I havent met anyone stronger than I. so I think im fine.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ok but an anon told you you dont compete so you better start cycling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                🙁 I guess he is right. I better start blasting now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is a good video on the topic,
            TJKillashaw and Connor McHGH celebrated the departing of the UFC and USADA

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Yoel Romero
              >clean
              You Americans and your Black person fetish. Romero admitted to roiding during his wrestling run in the German Bundesliga. Source: A member of his team.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My brother has a friend that has been an NCAA football player the last 5 years (Redshirt / COVID seasons) and he said he's gotten tested 3 times total.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck anon, hope you make it. Don’t forget us and this place once you made it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ill still be lurking around until I die, or this place does.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just look at the endless list of athletes that tested positive and then consider that they were extremely unlucky to get caught.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the luck element come into play?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean something like their coaches fricking up the timing despite knowing when their athletes are going to get tested or going with the wrong substances

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Designer Steroids are like 20k, they use steroids that get metabolized quickly and only somewhat stay in the system.
    And you have to remember they only take Blood and Urine samples.
    Look up the Balco Scandal and the Dutchess wienertail.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigory_Rodchenkov
    They use Oxandrolone(Anavar), Tren and Turinabol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The frauding professional athletes do is not the same as the frauding you or I could do

    There is an issue in football or soccer as some call it, where tons of players are "diagnosed" asthmatic so they can get away with used inhalers pre game and half time. It is just one of many ways they cheat but it's the least cheaty way so they don't mind leaking that info to the media so the media don't dig any deeper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      22 out of 35 of Liverpool's players "have" asthma. That's 62%. In the general population it's 7%.

      Not to mention elite athletes are way less likely to have asthma because it's a disadvantage. Simply put there's no way 62% of liverpool's squad has asthma, the chances it's a coincidence are basically 0.

      Look at Mohammed Salah's physique, it's almost impossible to get and maintain that much muscle while running 5-8 miles a game (players typically play 2-3 games a week) + intense training everyday + strength and conditioning. Their maintenance is probably 4-5k calories + depending on the size of the player. You just cannot eat enough to build muscle with that kind of calorie requirement.

      Not to mention an anonymous premier league insider said on an interview that "Plenty of high profile players pop for PEDs but the higher ups step in and cover it up, every once in a while they ban players who tested positive to keep the facade up."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Plenty of high profile players pop for PEDs but the higher ups step in and cover it up, every once in a while they ban players who tested positive to keep the facade up."
        >Rules for thee but not for me
        >Deliberately misguiding the normies
        Love me some economic Darwinism
        Nothing more funny that see Boomers on the Weekends buy Alcohol by the barrels to watch some football(soccer for amerimutts) game and wonder why they never will look like the players.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you want a comparison to soccer players, nhl players. they eat about 5-6k Cals a day. before game after game on flights after flights. 99% of them look completely DYEL despite the need for strength.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Their maintenance is probably 4-5k calories + depending on the size of the player. You just cannot eat enough to build muscle with that kind of calorie requirement.
        What kind of moronic comment is this? I can eat 6-8k calories per day while my maintenance is 2k. Sometimes I just genuinely wonder how big of a b***h you need to be to think that eating is the hard part.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fatty tries to school anyone on his eating disorder

          For a healthy adult male going over 3k is indeed difficult

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no
            This best be a troll otherwise frick off skelly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know exactly how and what healthy people eat and they don't go over 3k while eating 3 meals, so to eat 6 to 8 means you have to eat garbage and you can't be thin. Post body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't you fat frick.
          Go have a nice day.
          Not even elite marathon runners eat 6-8k a day.
          have a nice day in the head.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oof anon, you do t understand. You saying you are having a history of obesity and you have no issue having a crazy day. I get it but it’s not the same as being a elite athlete who has to eat to perform. I bet you don’t feel so great day 30 into your every day 8k cal diet.
          Sam Sulek is blasting Gs like no tomorrow, the whole pallet and he bulks on 5k per day and eats „dirty“ af and he ultimately gave up his last bulk because he just couldn’t get it in consistently anymore and stopped gaining weight.

          Long story short you are not everyone. Go talk to asking dude in the gym about his woes trying to gain weight. You are not everyone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hats only possible if you're abnormal genetically, like that 5'2 jap girl that eats tons of food, or you're very fat. Your stomach gets smaller the leaner you are and if you eat a high protein diet it gets exponentially more difficult since protein fills you up really fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jZbImx4.jpg

      22 out of 35 of Liverpool's players "have" asthma. That's 62%. In the general population it's 7%.

      Not to mention elite athletes are way less likely to have asthma because it's a disadvantage. Simply put there's no way 62% of liverpool's squad has asthma, the chances it's a coincidence are basically 0.

      Look at Mohammed Salah's physique, it's almost impossible to get and maintain that much muscle while running 5-8 miles a game (players typically play 2-3 games a week) + intense training everyday + strength and conditioning. Their maintenance is probably 4-5k calories + depending on the size of the player. You just cannot eat enough to build muscle with that kind of calorie requirement.

      Not to mention an anonymous premier league insider said on an interview that "Plenty of high profile players pop for PEDs but the higher ups step in and cover it up, every once in a while they ban players who tested positive to keep the facade up."

      Oooohhh so that's why the swim team people at my school had 'asthma'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in my rowing team had asthma

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Designer peds are much harder to identify and it doesn't have any of the downside of common steroids.
    Michael Johnson was the fastest man in history before usain bolt and he wasn't caught for peds until 10 years after his retirement.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stop using gear 3 weeks before testing.
    This isn’t rocket science. Random tests still catch people occasionally.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    This video covers it all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good vid

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Corruption from the Top to the bottom.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this achievable natty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even remotely close no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To you (a dyel) it might look 'almost like me' but the difference in height, weight, leanness is absolutely tremendous and he probably weighs 45lb more than you while maintaining clearly defined abs and huge upper body.
      There is practically no way he is natty and occams razor will tell you that he 100% isnt because his livelihood depends on this shit. To the average guy its no 'worse' than working any menial labor job, of course it all depends on your dosages.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most take PEDs in the offseason or while they are injured. That's why is more common to see PED usage in sports were its easy to get injured. UFC and football come to mind in PED usage of guys who get injured, and most of the time the organizations don't care because if they are injured they aren't making money.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn!, Zuckerberg is looking good

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They barely use any just look at them vs bodybuilders.

    You could easily use trt and bulk(unlike anyone) and become an absolute brick shithouse. But everyone wants to "look good" you are on literal steroids and are not even benching 5pl8s for reps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at even football players' arms they're smaller than a lot of ~200lb bodybuilders.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at even football players' arms they're smaller than a lot of ~200lb bodybuilders.

      are u moronic? most NFL players mog 90% of fit. of course they arent gonna be as big as show prepped bodybuilder blasting tren

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pro bodybuilders train specifically for hypertrophy. Pro cyclists do epo and test and for endurance, same as marathon runners. Just doping wont make you look like an ifbb pro.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They'll catch you if you're Russian

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    countries spend tons of money on designer doping and some straight up dont give a shit about testing. Its why China and North Korea are so prolific at oly weightlifting. Chink men especially even sport that obviously roided body while westoids try to be more subtle

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why aren't they caught?
    Bribe source. Or, the federation don't care. Or, the federation is bribed to not look. Or, there's no public authority pressure. Or public authority is being bribed. Or, there's no sponsor pressure.
    You can safely assume if there's a money prize people will take any advantage they can get away with. Take notes, they're not playing for fun, nor for your entertainment.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If all elite Athletes are on PEDs then why aren't they caught?
    testing is corrupt - whole testing and busting athletes for roids is merely here for plausible deniability, to tell kids their heroes are sth more than roid junkies on gumbit moneyz

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