If Bybon, son of Phola, (pbuh) could lift massive rocks above his head 2,500 years ago then you do not need roids to lift big.

If Bybon, son of Phola, (pbuh) could lift massive rocks above his head 2,500 years ago then you do not need roids to lift big. Cope, seethe, dilate roidhomosexuals.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lee epic Roman statue

    Frick off you collosal homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Roman
      >2500 years ago
      He was Greek you dumbfrick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys historically illiterate PLEB

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post bybon body

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Classical statues were completely painted, weren't they?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Can only image how they must've looked.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it'd probably be surreal to walk up to statues that look like giant realistic humans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most greek statues have been found to be covered in ancient cum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Greek statues were, but statues that came from the renaissance were just stone because the artists were inspired by Greek statues that had their paint washed away from erosion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We can't tell if all, but some absoulutely were, though the barest microscopic pigments that we have left are bright and garrish, this is simply the base layer underneath what would presumably be severaly layers of shading and washes to achive a more natural look while still being colourful, while the stone statues were painted it's less likly that the bronze statues were painted so often, but rather, were polished and treated to shine in the mediterainian sun. There were also statues, leaving off from the typical Greco-Roman, that were monochrome or natural rock to achive a certian aesthetic, such as many Egyptian granite statues(you now also remember that the Pyramids were white limestone with gold caps). Although don't think that all statuary was designed with photorealism in mind, the romans practiced a hyper-realism where while being photorealistic they were exaggerated in a "warts and all" way, emphasising wrinkles and blemishes, prominent features and weathering, while later dominate period sculptures blur the line between secular ruggedness and religious perfectionism, the Gods are never carved ugly, even crippled Haephestus. Remember anons, when making gains to cultivate personal beauty, remember to observe what beauty we can find in the world around us.

      Most greek statues have been found to be covered in ancient cum

      There's litterally a greek myth about a dude cooming on a sature of Aphrodite(?) and then offing himself for sacrilige, so somone somewhere must have cranked it to a statue

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    okay sure
    does your body look like that?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me lift cow and drink cow milk. Me get strong

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    greek statue posters are by far the most autistic subhuman animals on IST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lee epic Roman statue

      Frick off you collosal homosexual

      >people inspired by the ancient Greeks(and to lesser extent romans/renaissance thinkers) are the biggest subhumans on a board filled with doomers, roidtroonys, lookismgays and “architects”

      Okay homosexual. Just fricking rope already you pathetic cucks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im literally an italian and youre a fricking autist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So a roidtroony it is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Greek and you're new.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, and everything Herodotus said was true

    homosexuals didn’t even take a single history class in college and LARP about muh Greeks muh stoicism muh renaissance muh enlightenment

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Counterargument: theoretically, if there's lost ancient technology which built monuments such as the pyramids, theres probably lost ancient anabolic steroids also

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pbuh

    what does that mean. put butt under him?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And John Henry could hammer a railroad spike in one strike. You homosexuals are so dumb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd trust the word of a Greek over the word of a Black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but only one has overcome the assurance of industrial steel.

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