If you can't deadhang for 2 minutes, you're either weak, or fat. Simple as

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're 120 pounds you should be able to dead hang for 5 minutes at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >120 pounds
      that's a asian girl's weight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no girl under 5'8 should weigh more than 120 lbs.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if im both

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can dead hang for 1 minute and 59 seconds.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who thinks about this autistic shit? Is that what you think is impressive?

    "Hey man, get out your stopwatch and time me. I'm about to hang here for TWO WHOLE MINUTES"

    LMAO. I literally just walk around and my hardwork shows for itself. My jacked physique shows my motivation and dedication and my Shelby™ key fob necklace let's everyone know "yeah, I drive a $70,000 car and grinded out 4 years of school to get a job that allows me to easily afford cars in that price range"

    Literally I walk around going about my business and you've gotta run over to the monkey bars and hang there and pray someone gives a shit LMAO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. 10 seconds homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha I remember this homosexual from a couple weeks ago getting btfo with his shitty boomer car.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I don't even know who you are

        https://i.imgur.com/uszQLow.gif

        stretch marks. lol
        mom and dad probably paid your gay schooling
        good luck when your wife takes half of everything you own

        If you don't have stretch marks on your chest/delts at least, you're DYEL. I'll prove it: Post body (you wont) why? Because you're DYEL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stretch marks. lol
      mom and dad probably paid your gay schooling
      good luck when your wife takes half of everything you own

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree w you OP is a massively autistic homosexual that just achieved his first pull-up and decided to talk mad shit. Go back to r/calisthenics son post body of gtfo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you really wear your car keys on your neck lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attention seeking on anonymous forums
      Lol, lmao even

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my hands scream in protest before I'm 30 seconds in

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this even exercise? not once have i ever entertained the thought of doing it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Develops grip strenght but only if you are fat but also helps with posture

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meme. You literally hang there and do nothing. It's supposed to "decompress" your spine, but why the frick would you need to do that unless you're a land whale? Just do pullups instead of wasting time hanging there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its THE exercise for grip strength aka that thing you need for literally every other lifting exercise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meme. You literally hang there and do nothing. It's supposed to "decompress" your spine, but why the frick would you need to do that unless you're a land whale? Just do pullups instead of wasting time hanging there.

        should i try today deadhang after or before doing my pullups routine?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s supposed to be really good for joint pain in the upper body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      with regular bar thickness or good knurling it doesnt do much, however it is great for shoulder health.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really it's more of a rehab movement taken over by hypertrophy bros like db pullovers. it's a nice stretch and the best way to train grip that doesn't make you look moronic but calling it an exercise is pushing it

      my hands scream in protest before I'm 30 seconds in

      it's a mental thing, my hands hurt after 30 sec do but I can easily go triple that time. just close your eyes and focus on breathing, not the pain. at the end your forearms will burn in muscles you didn't even know existed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rehab movement taken over by hypertrophy bros like db pullovers
        say it isn't so, anon. tell me db pullovers will let me ottermax.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just feels good breh

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s literally just mental gymnastics

    t 5min at 160lbs

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm both. can probably only do about a minute. not sure i have ever done more than a minute and a half.
    i got a grip machine and when i meet my immediate goals i'm gonna use that to progress on dead hang.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm both. I won't be forever.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >static holds
    worthless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally, scientifically, not

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what bar width and material are we talking here OP

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    best underestimated exercise

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I realized grip strength is limiting my ability to do pull-ups, at the moment I can do 35 seconds, but I'm trying to grease the groove with 15 seconds sessions

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you suicide grip? Or do you wrap your thumb around? I NEVER KNOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that wrap your thumbs is the best way achieve grip strenght

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrap thumbs around so you can go into suicide grip to get an extra 20 or so sec after thumbs fail

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that shit even good for shoulder health and posture?
    Will it help with my shoulder pain?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and yes. Ive seen a book from a doctor about it and it even allowed some people to skip shoulder surgery

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wanted to try this because of this post
    >don't have anywhere to hang

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought that hanging at the top was the true test

  18. 11 months ago
    Himbo Chad

    I can do 1 minute with one arm
    Where does that put me?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why deadhang ?
    Active hang develops you much more.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ae you supposed to relax during these? It makes my spine hurt.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably only last 30s if my life depended on it (I gave up after 20s)
    I just started getting fit a month ago after 25 years of a sedimentary lifestyle

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deadhangs to failure
    Wtf? I'd need to hang there for like 5 minutes. What kind of meme exercise is that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a thicker bar available? you reach failure faster with those

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hang with one hand then, moron
      Or use a fatbar
      Or use only a few fingers
      Or do it weighted

      Fricking idiots I swear on me mum

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