If you can't OHP your girlfriend,. Bench press your bodyweight,. Squat your dads bodyweight,

If you can't OHP your girlfriend,
Bench press your bodyweight,
Squat your dads bodyweight,
Deadlift your moms bodyweight,
you are not a man

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    pls be in kg

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so I need:
    >95 lb press
    >195 lb bench
    >175 lb squat
    >135 lb deadlift
    bro these lifts are fricked what the shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont lie about your moms weight

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I get dubs before OP then OP dies in his sleep tonight.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bragging about pathetic baby weights
    lol
    LMAO
    If you aren't benching 500 within 12-15 months of lifting you should see a doctor and check to see if you even have testicles you embarrassing failure.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're aware benching isn't how much weight you can apply to a bench by sitting on it right?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon idk if I can OHP 300lb

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is time for a new girlfriend.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me my mom weighs way more than 365 pounds sir

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I don't have a girlfriend...

    >t. 225 OHP

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife weighs upwards of 200lbs

    1/2/3/3 btw

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these for reps or 1 rep max?
    Because I do all these for about 8 reps and I look like a doughy dyel.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you suggesting jacked dudes need to date fatties now OP?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Non existent gf, therefore ohp of 0.
    Nice

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