If you can't OHP your girlfriend what are you doing?

If you can't OHP your girlfriend what are you doing?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% chance the OHP is a spastic push press into olympic press tier of spine extension

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are these your one rep max?
      225 bench seems low if you can do 165 OHP

      it is curious, isn't it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have boulders for shoulders

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          then you'd bench more too, it's fine to do push presses just don't label them as "OHP" on online vietnamese basking weaving enthusiast forums

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      push press is based. Strict press is a waste of time and nogainz territory.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope on moron
        t. strict presses 135 for reps

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP 0 pounds pretty easily. Am I leaning back too much or is this normal?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha, nice one

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      I ignore women

      push press, doesn’t count

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It obviously counts if your goal is to lift a person over your head

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever kissed a wammin?

        • 6 months ago
          I ignore women

          Sadly yes

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pressing a weight is a lot different than lifting a person weighing that much over your head
    imagine making a thread about something you've never tried

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do so many people have this bench to squat ratio? Is it lies? Bouncing the bar off their chest? I'm legitimately going to have a 4pl8 squat before I bench 225

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just manlet things

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are either
      >quarter squatting
      >an asian doing S/B/D only squatting x3 a week

      Just manlet things

      >nooo I am too tall to lift the weights
      my favourite cope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        More of the second one. I'm squatting 3x a week but I figured most people talking about 1/2/3/4 are too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hit the bench first, then the OHP without doing the lift, then the DL and lastly the squat. Do more bodybuilding type of work but in relevant/close lifts if you want a bigger bench at this point assuming you got setup and technique figured out.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is more than 165 pounds

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >165
    If only modern women were that light

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't. I fell for this trap way of thinking, don't let it happen to you.
    >Be younger me
    >Can only OHP 115 at the time
    >moronic monkey autism logic kicks in
    >"A man should be able to overhead press his woman. Ergo the more I OHP, the larger pool of women I can choose from."
    >Yes this totally makes sense to me
    >Grind and work my ass off to finally OHP 225
    >While resting have an epiphany
    >"225 was hard. Why would I want to OHP a 225 pound woman?"
    I'm fricking moronic. But it did get me to a 225 OHP.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your girlfriend weighs 165, she is fat as frick. Death to all "architects"
    A woman should weigh between 85-110 pounds.
    POUNDS not Kilograms.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      weight is one of the less important measures
      I'd rather have a pretty well shaped 150 lb girl than an unattractive stick

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your gf is 165 lbs, what are you doing

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    170
    235
    345
    445

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have this wildebeast saved to your computer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real life Artemis

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even do OHP. But why would I date a woman that weights more than 110 lbs? You're getting into fat pig territory there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone with common sense, Ameritards think that a 150lb woman, which is probably 5'4", is skinny.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    165 x 0 is still zero OP

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So OP, are you working your way up to over head pressing 2 girlfriends at once, or is your girl just a fricking whale?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw gf was 5' 110lbs and could OHP her with ease
    >she's now 170lbs and would crush me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have failed as a man.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHP your girlfriend instead OP.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear Jesus Christ lord in heaven i wish EVERYONE on this planet would also post in kg when posting in pounds. Amen

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >6'1
    >205lbs
    >Just started lifting again two months ago after two years off
    >255x3 bench
    >155x10 OHP
    >Lol squats
    >Lol deadlifts
    >Took gf's virginity
    >She's 5'1 and 95lbs
    >Is a homemaker who makes me delicious meals and cleans my house while I'm at work
    >I've got comfy government job
    >Putting 10% of salary into retirement with match from .gov
    >Debt free

    Am I making it bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Putting 10% of salary into retirement with match from .gov
      there are better investments out there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I generally put 1/3rd of my after tax, after retirement contribution income into physical items that hold or gain value and use that as a long term/emergency savings account. I'm learning to trade forex and messing with crypto a bit as a side hustle, a couple years ago I made a few grand trading but I was really just chasing trends.

        What should I invest in? We were looking buying a house but we live on the left coast currently and prices are stupid so we're waiting until we relocate to buy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >255x3 bench
      >155x10 OHP
      >after two months
      I'm sure the rest of your post isn't a larp either

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two months back in the gym after several years off, yes. It could be genetic, maybe. My brother is benching 405 for reps and is shorter/lighter than I am and my uncle is a gold medal Olympian.

        I didn't think either of those lifts were impressive. Every time I'm at my gym there are guys benching 315+ but I'm the only guy I see doing OHP.

        Thanks for puffing up my ego.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post lift video

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, bro. The next time I'm benching or doing OHP I'll record myself and make a webm for you.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not gonna ohp 3pl8s any time soon.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I disregard the opinions of any moron that still benches.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf weighs 95lbs at 5'5

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can ohp and bench these numbers
    >cannot squat or deadlift these numbers
    Is this bad IST? Always felt more upper body dominant than lower body.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these better be for reps

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP 0 lbs like nobody's business

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >225 bench, 315 squat and 385 deadlift talking shit

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >165
    You mean if you can't OHP 1.5 times your girlfriend's bodyweight, right?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is 5'8" and a little thick, which puts her at like 180

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