If you have a girlfriend and ask her to wear short shorts then does she actually do it?

If you have a girlfriend and ask her to wear short shorts then does she actually do it?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asking
    you don't have a gf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with asking? Yeah, I am a virgin and never had a gf.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You tell women what to do. Just make sure you suggest it in a manner that presents a choice, even if only illusionary.
        For example, never ask a woman what she wants to do, eat or watch. Present her with two choices and weight her selection bias in the presentation with both tonal delivery and the order you present them in.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You talk like someone who watches how to be alpha videos

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, just learn through experience. Women are entirely emotion based, they cannot make a logical, thought-through decision, so you give her options and she picks what she feels like at the time. And if she feels like neither you bus out plan C or tell her to pick again. Women are naturally submissive and mentally lazy. Despite all their talk about agency and feminism they love when a man takes control, even if they b***h about it during or after.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          God you're such a homosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got me in your mom's loose butthole last night. It was that or a bj and she said her jaw hurt from constantly telling you to clean your room.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          T
          this guy fricks

          You talk like someone who watches how to be alpha videos

          God you're such a homosexual.

          beta af

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. She is even free to choose the wrong one, but she won't, because of the implication.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can some of you please treat your gf like human beings and just simply convey that you'd think they look hot in short shorts?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >greetings my female partner of choice
          >I want you to choose between wearing short shorts or getting you face beaten with a rock
          >no pressure

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what?

    go watch ur anime sperg

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a very pretty picture. who's the girl?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      until you smell her ass and realize it stinks to high heaven

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's only a plus, anon.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes she is bound by law to do so. Shit is so cash

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To shortest short shorts known by man

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean, saar?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask her to wear short shorts
    Why the frick would I do that ? They look infinitely better on me. Shit is so cash when they show my perfect bubble butt from the back and big dong coming down my leg from the front. Girls are gay as frick.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is hilarious because the answer to the question is yes. My girlfriend is an athlete and goes to gym 5 times a week (she's a personal trainer)

    First year we got together she didn't dress sexy including the short shorts that all the ig gym thots be wearing.

    Told her to start dressing more sexier and it took a while because she claimed she didn't know how.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ruined her, why?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and i never even kissed a girl

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had to ask my gf to wear hot shit when we were together she did it to turn me on.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a girlfriend? you mean a frick puppet?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just tell her to walk around the house naked for me.
    Did that with a girl I was with before my last ex. She also had enormous M cupsm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She also had enormous M cups
      How fat was she anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was kinda chubby, some of those raw red stretchmarks around her belly so her weight gain was fairly recent.
        If she wasn't such a gigantic bawd I would have made her my wife.

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