If you train muay thai, why not wear metal shin guards at the nightclub for self defense

>hidden
>always ready
>not illegal
>eliminates the risk of snapping your own leg by throwing a kick (search up the MMA clip)

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You harden your shins as a part if training. It's like asking a boxer why he isn't constantly wearing brass knuckles or a giant ring on each finger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the legal folks would classify that as a concealed weapon.
      Maybe just don't get in fights at the club.

      Doesn't the hardening just kill nerves, though? Does it actually make the bone stronger?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shin conditioning not only kills nerves but causes microfractures in the shins which becomes denser and harder after recalcification from recovery.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually did Muay Thai you would know the answer. The shinguards you wear for sparring are so you don't hurt your sparring partner. The human shin when conditioned is a weapon, you can snap untrained people's bones easily with your shin. Also if you're under 200lbs it doesn't matter what you train, I will rape you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also if you're under 200lbs it doesn't matter what you train, I will rape you.

      lets see who gets raped, kiddo.
      >t. bjj purple belt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > bjj purple belt
        Currently only a no gi blue belt, but I am 6'5 235lbs. Wrestled in high school and 1 year in college. Done Muay Thai since I was 12, 25 now. I have destroyed multiple black belts, loads of brown and purple belts in open mats. If I don't want to let them do anything to me they can't. Like I said, I will rape you; I will take your belt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so light? Do you have anorexia? Brittle bone disease? I an 5'8 and weight 270lb at 12%bf. I closed a coc level 3 before I started lifting and I competed internationally in judo for 3 years. I am a national strongman competitor. I will rape you as a cool down

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uhhh well get this I’m actually bigger and stronger- WHAT NOW?!
            Lol sure you manlet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5'7 270lbs
            You're an obese manlet. You cannot compete with my range. I will use long gaud and beat you with my superior skill, and cardio. Judo is a meme if you know how to defend it an are over 200lbs. I competed in sumo internationally. I will dance like I am in druk. Also I will rape you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your jabs are no more threatening than a bee sting. My face will shatter your hands. Then I will break your spirit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not gunna punch your head you fat moron. I'm going to jab your throat and oblique kick your faulty knees. Then I'll break your skull with elbows. You think you'll break my spirit? Fat chance. I'm going to react broke back mountain on you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My throat is so tough that it would be inedible after a week in a pressure cooker. Your jabs will do nothing. Your legs will break so fast that I wouldn't even lose balance. My is as hard as a leithwei fighter's. I'm going full yujiro on you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand the last reference you made, who is yujiro? Anyways we'll see how tough your throat is when I slide my python into it. Oh yeah I'm talking about my penis not an actual snake. I have used shin conditioning methods on my penis so it's as hard as a bat.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he meant that he's going to rape you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for the clarification anon, but it is I who will rape him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fat manlet
            The only thing you might threaten is a mcdonald's menu, fatty.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so light? Do you have anorexia? Brittle bone disease? I an 5'8 and weight 270lb at 12%bf. I closed a coc level 3 before I started lifting and I competed internationally in judo for 3 years. I am a national strongman competitor. I will rape you as a cool down

          Lol lmao even at your stats. DYEL? 6’6” 265 greco PanAms champ, kyokushin blackbelt, golden gloves here with a 1600+ total. I’ll rape you both (and finish with no refractory period)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm. I am a master dueler though, I always pot of greed to exodiah rush. So your extra 30lbs means nothing. I will rape you first.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >higher belt lets the spaz work a submission
          >moron thinks he beat him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Call me a spaz all you want. I kimura'd him 6 times in a session, also rear naked choked him multiple times and guillotined him when he tried to take me down. He was seething. Little manlet is only 160lbs. Saying how I should focus more on techniques and not just strength. But my technique from wrestling is flawless.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're under 200lbs it doesn't matter what you train, I will rape you
      Pic related was 260lb

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick all that I want to go muah *kiss noises* on their thighs

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting into fights at nightclubs like a brown person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you getting into fights when you go out?

      This lol
      Leaving home this predisposed to start a fight is gay as frick
      You go to nightclubs to get easy pussy from drunk women, not fighting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I go to nightclubs in a cup so I can specifically fight men, after I beat them I rape them. Of course it's gay. Then I frick women after.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you getting into fights when you go out?

      [...]
      This lol
      Leaving home this predisposed to start a fight is gay as frick
      You go to nightclubs to get easy pussy from drunk women, not fighting

      >going to night clubs at all in 2023
      I just go on tinder/bumble/hinge, chat up some random b***h and get pussy the same or next day usually.
      Can't imagine myself bothering to get out of my bed and dress up to talk to random mid alcoholic prostitutes in a club that smells like sweat and balls just to get some mediocre pussy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Night clubs were a viable way to score poon maybe 15 years ago at best, nowadays it's just a sausage fest with drunk people and aggressive apes. Much easier to get laid over the internet these days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people need to be more like shitskins if they want to survive the 21th century.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you getting into fights when you go out?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gun is legal too.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do IST incels who never leave the house act like they're always doing some Thunder Dome shit every weekend at the night club?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause I do thunder dome shit. In San Francisco they call me the bay area tech bro bussy basher. I am a mentally stable beast who rapes those smug software engineers. The world is dog eat frog.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would make your kicks slower? If you're actually good at muay thai, swinging your leg at a complete rando is going to frick them up regardless.
    It's just... why bother with such a cumbersome weapon that only brings arguable slight benefit. Carry a meme self defense weapon if you're that concerned.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting in to fights at the club or even going to clubs in the first place is moronic Black person shit. like other anons have said you can get the same pussy without having to go to some stink joint that plays loud shitty music. and beating some untrained homosexual while risking potential assault/manslaughter charges is moronic

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steel toe boots can be classified as deadly weapon if they are used in a fight. Definitely learn mauy thai and mma. This is for my county so check your laws.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not if I shoot him first with my training and experience. Then rape the bullet hole.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need. Here tawanchai breaking a dudes leg with leg kick

    %3D%3D

    Breaking dudes arm

    %3D%3D

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes another quality mma gay thread

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