If you work out indoors you're unironically NGMI. Pic unrelated, my home gym

If you work out indoors you're unironically NGMI

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun when it rains and all the wieghts start to rust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have powder coated or rubberized weights
      >have space to put all the metal shit in bad weather
      >have deck or something to not frick up grass or just frick up grass or manage better w/e
      Let me guess you "need" more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rOv8kMh.jpg

        Just move it inside or cover it with a tarp, dummy.

        >Doing all that autistic nonsense instead of just working out inside

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The suburbanite fears the outdoorsman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have 140acres i live on and love the outdoors, still not lifting outside. I have a barn built on a concrete slab. I'm not lifting on dirt i want a flat base and I'm not letting the weather decide when I lift. Also you're a moron for your disgusting flabby chest hair pic idk why I'm replying to you anyways.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >agender "human"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not coating all of your equipment in coconut oil
      >and yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that would make them fly away when it rains, idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just move it inside or cover it with a tarp, dummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can still see both your plates and bar rusting you moronic Black personmonkey

      So what? Some surface rust isn't going to actually do anything. I'd be much more worried about that power tower's and benches toppings becoming moldy. and/or breaking down from ultraviolet bombardment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*enters thread*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there a giant box on the left

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          blue board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any more webms of this Anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a legend.
            I don't suppose anyone is going to tell him that the heaviest historical swords didn't weigh more than 2-3kg though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You think, he didn't notice the weight?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just presumed he thought that there must've been an actual sword that weighed the same or in excess of an olympic barbell. Probably the closest thing would be the judicial duelling shields in Talhoffer's manuscripts, because I doubt even ceremonial swords would've been as heavy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Probably just the weight he found manageable while challenging.
                As I remember the ceremonial swords were 6kg or something.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just presumed he thought that there must've been an actual sword that weighed the same or in excess of an olympic barbell. Probably the closest thing would be the judicial duelling shields in Talhoffer's manuscripts, because I doubt even ceremonial swords would've been as heavy.

                You're not getting any training stimulus from hapazardly throwing around 3 kilos. With 20k you're at least getting some torque and shit taxing your muscles.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I just presumed he thought that there must've been an actual sword that weighed the same or in excess of an olympic barbell. Probably the closest thing would be the judicial duelling shields in Talhoffer's manuscripts, because I doubt even ceremonial swords would've been as heavy.

              [...]
              You're not getting any training stimulus from hapazardly throwing around 3 kilos. With 20k you're at least getting some torque and shit taxing your muscles.

              Probably just the weight he found manageable while challenging.
              As I remember the ceremonial swords were 6kg or something.

              What he's doing is far closer to Halberd fighting than sword fighting. And those could weight up to 15 pounds. Which granted, it's still nothing. Great swords and a large axe could be 7lb.

              He also doesn't use a barbell it's a pipe. He's described what he uses in other threads. The guy is pretty autistic and kind of a b***h actually.

              Honestly I could see this being a good excercise, with a bit more structure. He's been doing that for so long and still looks like a pussy flailing around, crossed feet and dragging his feet through the dirt. The info is out there even if kinda goofy and old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiore_dei_Liberi

              Also if it's just a workout system and not actual martial arts you can always put weight inside the pipe and make it more challenging. there's gonna be a difference.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why does he make redditors seethe so much?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So much? The only criticism is how he flails after years of doing it. Everything else I said is either positive or correcting someone else.

                It's you isn't it? God you're so fricking autistic and can't take the least pushback.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >So much? The only criticism is how he flails after years of doing it. Everything else I said is either positive
                >denial
                >God you're so fricking autistic and can't take the least pushback.
                >seethe and literal projection

                you are a lefty, aren't you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Landsknecht were so kino it's unreal. They represent a summit of Occidental costume not to be approached again until the Incroyables.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he would have so much more control over that bar if he focused on some traditional strength training and conditioning. its still quite impressive seeing how well he maneuvers the bar, it shows a level of technique thats only achieved through lots of practice.

        still can only help but think of the possibilities if he just added a little more mass to his frame and enhanced his CNS with some dirty extra heavy lifts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he would have so much more control over that bar if he focused on some traditional strength training and conditioning

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice location

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can still see both your plates and bar rusting you moronic Black personmonkey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go change your panties pussy boy, a little dirt and rust won't kill you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >watches as all your lifts are 5lbs lower when your weights flake away
        treating your metal is neither complicated nor scary you dimwitted asswipe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks comfy. Happy for you fren. Can we get a tour?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't work out outdoors because I live inside a tiny box in a building of a hundred other tiny boxes surrounded by dozens of other buildings each with a hundred or more boxes of their own. I do not have, nor do I make enough money that I will ever be able to purchase a house in an area where I would have something you could call a yard or a garden. My only option is to keep going from my box where I live to the box where I work to the box where my gym is and back "home" to the box where I live. Every day until I die. I make just enough money that I can afford to live in this box, but not quite enough that I can afford to move to a larger, nicer box.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I run outside I dont lift outside does that count?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do TiAl3 barbells exist? I'd love to have a rust-proof outdoor gym set and rubberised plates + painted and sealed rack are easy but I can't find any non-stainless barbells (and a tungsten rod of appropriate size is somewhere on the order of 600$)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boyo, your setup is dyel. How are you talking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed you forgot to post Physique

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What am i to prove to you with physique? All your plates add up to maybe my 20rm deadlift. It's fricking pathetic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >post physique showing absolutely nothing
        Great job moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you are fat and dyel from this picture

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post something besides your chest hair idiot. Or do you not want to expose your flabby body?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DykIMZW.png

        BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

        >"Don't work outside bro?"
        >"NGMI lol"
        >dyel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is that pic unrelated? Fricking moron newbie

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah good luck with your rusting weights and wrinkles bud.
    >inb4 I put them up
    Shouldn't have to.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dyel probably did 1/2/3/4 3 months ago and now thinks himself an expert of who is and isn't gonna make it. If i had to train in your little dyel garden i'd be literally losing gains, delusional homosexual. Maybe get some more weights so you can at least fool people that you're strong

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in New Orleans.

    >the blacks will steal it
    >the heat will literally kill you; it’s 80° right now and it’s only April (I’m in my home gym at 72°)

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I worked out outside, got Dengue Fever, been shitting chocolate milk for 3 days now, I can barely stand up.
    Ngmi, like, literally maybe I ngmi

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have to post your gym every frickin day dude? get a life

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a killer setup anon but I live in FL and it's 100 percent humidity year round, my weights would rust no matter how I treat them.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how is the pic unrelated

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    leaving the garage door open counts right?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >defending a dyel who posted his hairy flat chest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nta but
      >a dyel who posted his hairy flat chest
      is still the only one who posted body. The reply guys probably don't even have the chest hair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not obligated to shit up the board with attention whoring selfies every time some dyel has a hot take. have a nice day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you lost the argument.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What argument did i lose, gay? he has what 4plates on that bar? That's my 20rm deadlift. Imagine defending some absolute dyel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody believes you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be rapidly losing gains if i trained in your little gay garden, OP. Stupid dyel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of words instead of posting body

          https://i.imgur.com/0GGaS7I.jpg

          [...]
          [...]
          He didn't post shit and tried angle frauding to a moronic extent to avoid looking dyel
          Not to mention his dumb OP

          You're literally mirror frauding by using a car window instead of a FLAT mirror anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cope
            I didn't really expect anything else from you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Please craft a more personalized response, ChatGPT.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not obligated to shit up the board with attention whoring selfies every time some dyel has a hot take. have a nice day

        That's a lot of words instead of posting body
        [...]
        You're literally mirror frauding by using a car window instead of a FLAT mirror anon

        Please craft a more personalized response, ChatGPT.

        Nobody believes you

        >OMG POST BODY YOU DIDN'T POST BODY
        >Doesn't post body
        Sorry homosexual, no more (you) for you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're the loudest here but i don't see your body anywhere

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you're the second person I (you)'d that was an accident
            Otherwise there's only two people who posted their body and I'm shitting on OP, who the frick else is it going to be moron?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't post body
          Will you post it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I already did you dumb c**t, unlike you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So you admit your defeat?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off dyel schizo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All smiles bro, I thought we're having fun here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Try killing yourself, I heard it's great fun

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Try dipping McDonalds fries into their milkshakes, it's surprisingly good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eat shit cum slurping homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fitness?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Drink bleach c**t

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Uhh... building musculature?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nta but
    >a dyel who posted his hairy flat chest
    is still the only one who posted body. The reply guys probably don't even have the chest hair

    He didn't post shit and tried angle frauding to a moronic extent to avoid looking dyel
    Not to mention his dumb OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically you look like you don't lift but you swam in high school.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm living under the thumb of my father in law. It's mostly great but the man wants control and wants me to be normal. He paid for my house so I can't just tell him to frick off. I also get where he's coming from. We live in a nice little european monoculture town so I'm going to draw attention to the family if I have my squat rack in the front yard just mogging on the neighbors all day. But God damn can't a man live his life?
    That's one thing I miss about the US. Nobody would care. It doesn't seem like a big deal to us. Here though my father in law would have an aneurism. I bought a scythe to cut my grass and he shows up before the sun once a week to keep the grass low so my neighbors never get to see me outside being based. Once he invited me out and then cancelled when I showed up because he didn't like my shoes. I'll get to lift outside when I come across a bunch of money and buy my own house or in the next life when I'm the grandfather here.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just out of curiosity, where do you live? I'm trying to play geogeussr here. I'm guessing someone on the north east coast of the USA. But it's a really wild guess and I'm not so sure about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I live in North Florida

      It's a killer setup anon but I live in FL and it's 100 percent humidity year round, my weights would rust no matter how I treat them.

      I live in FL, don't be a b***h!

      I live in New Orleans.

      >the blacks will steal it
      >the heat will literally kill you; it’s 80° right now and it’s only April (I’m in my home gym at 72°)

      Same, you have to start working out outside in winter to build a tolerance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I live in North Florida
        Thanks. That's further south then I expected, but at least kinda cool that out of all placed in the world I guess the east coast of the USA.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Suddenly vanishes when told to post body
    What a homosexual

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It gets down to -40 here. Skin literally freezes to metal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wear gloves dumbo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Down to -20, sure.
        Any glove thick enough to keep you warm at -40 is basically a fat grip and then some.
        You probably live im florida, coldest you've ever experienced is the inside of a beer cooler.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >*enters thread*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine thinking snowing = cold.
            Usually ya only get snow down to -15c or so, after that shits too cold.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >snow doesn't happen below -15C
              oh boy... it's weird listening to fantasy stories from people who live in warm lands.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-meaning-of-th/

                https://nsidc.org/learn/parts-cryosphere/snow/science-snow

                https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-26623,00.html

                https://www.reconnectwithnature.org/news-events/the-buzz/myth-buster-it-s-too-cold-to-snow/

                https://earthsky.org/earth/too-cold-to-snow/

                Notice how I said usually?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >notice how I made a statement, but then use a word to give clause to make it utterly meaningless
                usually people get run over by cars

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you talking about cars anon? This is a conversation about snow.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never eat breakfast, usually don't have much of an appetite for 3 or 4 hours after I wake up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHAHAHHA

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never eat breakfast, usually don't have much of an appetite for 3 or 4 hours after I wake up.

                >it actually works
                Fricking hell kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This dude has been doing the same thing forever. Weird lil infographic larper. I hate him. My nemesis.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had an outdoor setup due to necessity of covid closures. It’s amazing on a nice breezy day. But on a hot sunny or rainy day it’s fricking trash
    >>just get a tent or covering
    Then it’s not outside is it
    can’t work out in rain
    I don’t lift heavy alone unless the conditions are safe. But then again I have lots to live for and my opinions are of my situation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >excuse
      >excuse
      >another excuse
      Classic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did it for a full year you fricking moron

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yessir

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Floridian?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 months of winter
    >shit's rusted af

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