If your BPM is above 60, you're not?

If your BPM is above 60, you're not IST
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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me a drummer at 220bpm double kick
    huh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you use triggers you cheating b***h

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick are you talking about? If your BMI is above 20 it is Joever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      55-60 when I finally find some time to sit. Like these days. Not bad I guess.

      Beats Per Minute not Body Mass Index. Are you going blind due to diabetes or what fatty?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do no cardio
    >Resting heart rate is 52
    What did my heart mean by this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were u ever fat and lost weight?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a bulk that went a little too far, but was only a bit chubby at the peak of that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Answer the question

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            n-no anon, I wasn't fat, not me...
            why though?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      post Resting heart rate

      that's a normal RHR for someone in their 20s who's not fat and sedentary

      also you don't need to be at 90% max HR to get a lower HR
      60-70% which you can reach weightlifting, is already enough to reach like 50

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do white men look like this by age 20? Like how the frick do you guys even breed when your genes are against you? Was it because you all were meant to die in battle before then? I'm 23, I still look 15. Thank god my ancestors didn't care for warfare and christcuckoldry which probably causes this gene mutation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever seen a white man before?
      This is what the average american looks like if he's not some horribly misshapen half israelite half latino half europen fiendish creature. Racemixing is bad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice dubs but you're delusional. Both of you are.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >u both are wrongsss
          Nice argument, pick a side or frick off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >half europen
        what is europen?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRADU PITTU PREASE, NOT AGAIN!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      white men created male baldness. This is the white man's burden.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Living in overcast freezing climates did in fact create mpb and white skin. We had to absorb vitamin D and our bodies adapted to maximize absorption.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >East Asians are the lowest test
        >Lowest baldness
        Wow so surprising, women have low rates of balding too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are the side effects of that drug that's recommended here for hairloss? fin-something?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >East Asians are the lowest test
          >Lowest baldness
          >Wow so surprising, women have low rates of balding too
          Young Chinese men have higher free, and bioavailable testosterone (the ones that count) than young american men in this study.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In this study of older men, asians in asia have higher Test and DHT than whites ameicans and swedish men.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/EKVANcn.jpg

        How do white men look like this by age 20? Like how the frick do you guys even breed when your genes are against you? Was it because you all were meant to die in battle before then? I'm 23, I still look 15. Thank god my ancestors didn't care for warfare and christcuckoldry which probably causes this gene mutation.

        Remember when white people used to say that their "burden" was to raise the world up. Well I think the actual White Man's Burden is raising their hairline up prematurely. Another one of god's little humors.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep living on the internet.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            whypipo don't be seasoning they scalp

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning Roastie!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/v1VVYJD.png

      white men created male baldness. This is the white man's burden.

      Sorry swarths, you’ll never be white. Plz go back to cleaning my toilets thx

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Asian. I'll be your boss in the future.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're too beta to be a boss or a CEO. You'll be a good wagie for Mr. Rakesh, Mr. Peterson and Mr. Goldberg.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peterson
            Not WASP enough try Worthington or Fairchild.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My condolences to you. There’s no insult I could string together that would be worse than actually being Asian.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell by the dermic atrophy that you're about 2-3 years before you start seeing diffuse thinning and follicle miniaturization

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so, white boy. No one in my family goes bald. I'm not a dysgenic white.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah bro i would rather be bald than look like you fr

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No cap?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope more

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a fricking girl, I mog you to oblivion lmao.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer combover.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is your jawline?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a thai ladyboy I fricked a few years back

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having the complete package at once is hard
    >strength
    2/3/4/5
    >leanness/aesthetics
    Under 12% body fat
    >cardio
    Less than 60 bpm, under 25 minute 5K

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize that 25 min 5k is way easier than 2/3/4/5 even when you are a fatty?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you were invited to a birthday party at the Norwoods

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even possible? It takes at least 5-10 to go this bald. Did this homie start balding at age 14? What the frick.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do very little cardio
    >RHR 43
    wtf, I’m not even athletic with mediocre stamina

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't think so, white boy. No one in my family goes bald. I'm not a dysgenic white.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i doing good lads

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw resting heart rate is 70-90
    tfw 16 BMI

    maybe i should do caradio

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of nuts. You should REALLY do some cardio and eat some food.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resting heart rate 43.

    I just exercise with whatever I fell like :Run, bike, skip rope, calistenics, lifting,...
    This morning my workout was a nice run on the beach followed by some swimming in the sea. The waves added some nice difficulty.

    Enjoy your exercise, eat good food, stay lean, no stress. Simple as.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life starts at 130.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    65 resting BPM but I'm 26 BMI / 25% BF / 25 lbs overweight and working on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >25% bf
      >25 lbs overweight

      Are u 5'5 or smth? I'm 27% bf and 25kg overweight. 82kg lean muscle mass too, according to one of those tanita body comp analysis machines. Why is everyone so small, goddamn

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah finally someone said it
    i cant even run a 5k without having to stop or sufer the consequences of not stopping and i have a resting hearrate of 52-58
    im getting there though im going to be a cardio god by this time next year

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are you measuring resting heart rate?
    >heart rate after standing for a few minutes during normal activities or
    >heart rate when sitting or lying down for an extended period
    I was told the first way is the correct way. I get 65 and 45 for the two methods.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just measured mine and it's 90
    >68kg@18%bf
    Maybe I do need some cardio.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homies in here bragging about having bradycardia :skull:

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't have sex on regular basis, you are not IST
    Simple as

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I didn't know that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. She's very heaven anon.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hr soon as I get up

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way that dude is only 23

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how my resting BPM is 47 yet I'm at 27.5% body fat

    guess genetics and activity level matter

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's fine, he'll peak in late middleage judging by the Michael Ironsides in the back

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does your hairline get that bad at only 23? What fricking diet or genetic bullshit is that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had that hairline at 19, since both my grandfathers went bald young. Idk when baldness became a problem, but it apparently wasn't a dealbreaker for finding somebody in the 60s.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don’t be fat
        That’s all it takes
        Sure it’ll be a little harder bald but don’t be fat and you’re top 25% of men or higher

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do a fair amount of cardio
    >also be a highly-strung neurotic anxious freak
    >resting heart rate is 95 on a good day
    doctors should give me benzos just for the sake of my heart health i reckon

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude what the frick I'm 36 and if I looked anything like that I'd kill myself what the shiiiiiii

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, even if I were to blow out candles on a fricking birthday cake at the age of over 12 I would just end it all.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently my heart BPM is 70bpm sitting on the sofa right now

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your slow metabolism

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a resting heart rate in the 40s in high school. I lived at about 5k' and ran daily. Man I felt so free. Pushing my body to 90% of its limit and staying at that plateau for an hour. It was better than sex. Then I discovered caffeine and my cardio was ruined forever.

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