I'll never be able to take the dwarfpill. I'm a skinny, 6'4 guy. I have delicate features. I want to get fit, but wheb I exercise I only get toned, never big. I'm fairly popular with women, but I would sacrifice it in a second to embrace a life of spelunking, collecting and digging.
I was born a knife ear, and I still can't accept it.
embrace elfmaxxing
smoke weed, climb trees (or climbing in general) and do archery or some shit
>smoke weed
Drug addict cope. Elves drink tea not smoke weed
>smoke weed
He said elf, not hobbit
Can you replace your legs with another person ?
A leg transplant, say you give your legs to some 5'5 turbomanlet and take his legs instead. Would that work, is it scientifically possible ?
An elf who wishes to be a dwarf? Might I recommend you embrace the dark elf subset of the elfpill? You'll be fricking insufferable but you can enjoy all the spelunking you want.
Please tell me your secrets.
i bet you struggle wint a 2pl8 squat lmao
Yeah, of course I do, I'm not a dwarf like you
>hey bro can you move these bags over there?
>n-no I'm not a manlet like you
But I wanna be a dwarf
What? Was it because of me being 5'8 I got to a 2pl8 squat really fast and really easy? I also got to a 3pl8 deadlift really fast. Huh, guess being a dwarf has its perks.
It’s ok OP I was raised by a dwarf who taught me all the secret dwarven values, and I still turned out pretty strong.
Even get mired by all the girls (picrel)
Are you the cameraman?
let me introduce you to anabolic steroids
am i too tall at 5'10 to dwarfmaxx
>born too tall to dwarf
>born too short to elf (thankfully)
>born just right to human
How broad is your frame? You can always go half-orc.
>half-orc
I'd rather kys than be lower than an animal kek
ive been called broad but i dont really think so
5-6ft wingspan
>I'm a skinny, 6'4 guy. I have delicate features
My quendi brother, this is why the elfpill exists.
>3x12 rows
>3x12 lat pull downs (for archery gains)
>3x12 bench
>3x12 squats
>Cardio to be fleet of foot
>Looking down on the lesser races till failure.
you missed
>no hugs/kisses/sex till rope
Preferable when the one sharing your bed has more body hair than you.