I'M 28 AND I CAN'T GROW A FUCKING BEARD

I'M 28 AND I CAN'T GROW A FRICKING BEARD

"""LIFTING"""" AIN'T GONNA FIX THE FACT THAT THERE'S NOT A SINGLE HAIR ON MY JAWLINE BEYOND A FEW STRAYS ON MY CHIN

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you even tried minoxidil, or are you just wasting all our time with feckless whining?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally have 3 used containers of it in my bathroom, that shit does NOTHING

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i heard that stuff makes you go temporarily bald, seems a bit counter intuitive doesn't it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ktim

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    zipperhead?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always. So many posters are ricels it's bringing down the whole board.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accept your genes are not conducive to growing a beard. I wish mine didn't grow so fast, I hate trimming it but it endlessly grows.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to eat carbs and fat
    Nuking your test with protein powder shit isn't gonna get you there fookn lmaooooo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to eat carbs and fat
      imagine thinking I don't eat enough carbs and fat
      lol
      lmao even
      I'm not overweight either, I'm in perfect physical health

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You native American or something smoothskin?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      white high testosterone (879 ng/dL tested by a medical professional) male

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its time you go TwinkMAX

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    be glad, do you want to shave every day?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the big deal? Most people who can grow beards stay clean shaven anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      be glad, do you want to shave every day?

      I have deeply seeded insecurities that stem from me never being 'man-enough' or looking 'weak'

      and a beard is going to fix all that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        grow up, last time I didn't shave for a week my dad called me terrorist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The kaffirs will have their day Inshallah

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically have more sex.
    If youre already having regular sex, then idk what to tell you... Consider transitioning.

  10. 10 months ago
    sage

    >tfw full coverage but it's wiry as frick and goes full fumanchu past stubble

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do NOT take trt
    u dont wanna be called a roid troony do you

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same problem but it works better for me, a beard combined with my eyebrows would make me look like a caveman in modern clothing.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are gay

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither can I, also balding and also don't give a frick. Grow up you insecure little shit. Have sex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have sex.
      I can't, women think I'm a boy when they see my silky smooth jawline

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They think you are boy because you feel and act like a boy, because you think a beard is what makes you a man.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad had me shaving when I was 12.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My beard's still developing
    I noticed that the times im excercising the most I get thicker hair on some random spot of my body
    I've been shaving consistently for a while, so I'm not sure how's my beard going now but it sure as hell grows faster
    so
    >"""LIFTING"""" AIN'T GONNA FIX THE FACT THAT THERE'S NOT A SINGLE HAIR ON MY JAWLINE BEYOND A FEW STRAYS ON MY CHIN
    rethink your statement, homosexual

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    life and no fap, wash your face

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't grow a good beard then don't bother growing one at all

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