I'm 49, I've been kettlebelling a bit seriously since september.

I'm 49, I've been kettlebelling a bit seriously since september. Was doing jumprope and battlerope since spring. it has started training me for cardio and being able to do 100+ kb swings in a row.

432 swings a day but I still cry everyday like a b***h. Don't date borderline girls.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top or bottom?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".
      ESL moment, Im ESL and I really dont care or notice these things

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beastmode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this fella's deal?
      beast titan zeke, I mean

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's probably going to live another 50 years if he is legitiamtely doing 400+ swings a day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until it breaks and caves his skull in =)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he needs to switch to snatches

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or go to the gym and do a real routine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever looked like this so I'm pretty happy with the results so far

      he needs to switch to snatches

      Started doing some, snatch and press
      Figure 8s and halos for warm-up
      Also turkish get ups
      Kettlebells are really not a meme

      Or go to the gym and do a real routine

      Nearest gym is a 30mn drive, also I'd rather have power and endurance rather than look buff, tho I really don't mind having put on some muscle which I never had
      More importantly: it's probably not a good idea to workout near vaxxtards spike protein factories

      Also Mark Wildman's teachings are my jam. In every forum and here too I read his name, and it's no surprise as the man is really strong and really intelligent. Ordered an 8kg clubbell last week, probably gonna be much too heavy for single arm movements but I'll start with 2h.

      My goal is to someday run 5km+ in full plate armor. Will need to get rich and really tough first ofc. INTP here, anon since 2005 or so. Our civilization is circling the drain, the sillier individual goals the better. Really happy that the new generation anons are not the ultra-despondent genXers or genYers of olde, pic related. Love you all like a warm and functional (!) family, IST is or was the best place ever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God bless. 28 year old newbie, imma go home and do some swinging and pressing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is mickey holding a penis?
          Is that intentional?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looking fit, old man

          Checked, thanks and love, anons

          No memes are ketterbells worth it as a home routine if you have been doing a normal gym routine for a few years?

          Only started to do some fitness stuff last year, went running from spring to autumn and did jumprope. Already had a kettlebell but rarely used it. Only really started to do some serious kb in september.
          But I've always been a straight-back floor sitting INTP, never had a desk, never sit on a chair at home, so it probably did some constant core conditioning, but I was a bit flabby. Vajrasana pose is really good as well, for both mental and leg purposes.

          I'm really surprised at my gains with a simple 16kg kb, albeit mediocre gains for the lifting types ofc. I'm 176cm tall, and weigh around 68kg I'd say.

          If you already have some good training you can probably go for 24kg from the start. From what I've been experiencing as a fitness newbie and every comment and post I've read about kettlebells, I'd say they're really fricking great for your home routine, take little space both for storage and exercise itself.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you doing swings with one hand?

            I'm just getting bored after 60-70 swing reps.
            The only things that are hard for me with 16kg kb are pistol squats and strict shoulder presses.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              My morning routine atm
              Warm-up: 54 indian toe squats with arms swinging, 27 indian push ups, then 16kg kb figure 8s and halos
              1x144 two-handed 16kg swings
              Descending ladder of snatch clean press starting at 5 each side, 16kg
              Then 108 beads of Angele Dei
              1x144 two-handed 20kg swings
              Couple turkish get ups

              Then later in the day, 1x144 one-handed swings, switching at 27 each side. At 108 I do 18 each side.
              Also some snatches and tgu s

              30 mins is enough time to eat something easy to digest and workout early in the morning.

              I do intermittent dry fasting, eat late afternoon/evening.

              Are swings good for fat loss? Whats a good swing program?

              this will help a lot with your fat loss if you only eat during a short time window, eg 4hrs out of 20.
              Ofc if you have a day job this can be difficult. And to answer

              What's the secret to living to 49?

              , shunning being a wagie helps a lot, as long as you don't develop morbid tendencies.

              Plate mail isn’t really heavy anon, it’s only like 50 lbs. you can easily load a back pack or wear a level 4 vest and kevlar to get that.
              But if it must be plate mail I understand. I just think you couple probably already do it.

              Good advice. Might be useful too when I go to a big city, here in Europe stabbing passerbys seems to become a hobby.
              Thanks anon!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My goal is to someday run 5km+ in full plate armor.
        My brother!
        Come join me!
        In battle we are stronger!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked, my brother
          I'll stand at your side, physically and/or psychically, in the final stand against the Antichrist, which we all hate

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's Proverbs 27:17 not Isaiah 46:4

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That image lmao is me (minus brown) im suntanned tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plate mail isn’t really heavy anon, it’s only like 50 lbs. you can easily load a back pack or wear a level 4 vest and kevlar to get that.
        But if it must be plate mail I understand. I just think you couple probably already do it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        30 mins is enough time to eat something easy to digest and workout early in the morning.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >49
    >posting mediocre physique for validation from strangers
    Absolutely disgraceful

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking fit, old man

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No memes are ketterbells worth it as a home routine if you have been doing a normal gym routine for a few years?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are swings good for fat loss? Whats a good swing program?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      10,000 swings by Dan John is a great conditioning program, but the best fat loss is 10,000 fork put downs.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the secret to living to 49?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't die at 48.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good advice. Keep up your training.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man you look like shit, you look like a cylinder with arms, fricking water heater type body.

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