I'm a goofy looking bastard I guess.

I'm a goofy looking bastard I guess. I have a long torso and normal legs for a guy that is like 5'3 but my total height is like 5'10.

I also have no ass, so my pants sag and my shirts come untucked if I sit down. I have to buy the tightest fucking pants I can find for them to not sag and even then people tell me to pull them up or some shit like that.

I'm not even sure what I can do about it. I know why my body is like this. Ideally I could beat the fuck out of someone in close combat because of how low and big my center of gravity is. But fuck, its not aesthetic and look like I'm sagging ass all the time.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you have long or short legs __ Long or short upper body_ Tag a friend!!! A_long upper body short____.jpg

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If not clear, my fitiness question is what can I do about having such a long core and no ass. Get a six pack and do hip thrusts?

    I'm built like a fucking cartoon henchman

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have "no ass", you have narrow hips which means your pants ride low. No men have an ass except for black guys and gays. Start wearing work pants like Dickies or Carharts instead of jeans. They have a higher waist so you can make sure they don't sag, but they don't look weird. I have the same problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Start wearing work pants like Dickies or Carharts instead of jeans. They have a higher waist so you can make sure they don't sag, but they don't look weird. I have the same problem

      huh, that is surprisingly helpful so soon in the thread. I was expecting to be told to die 3 times and to shove things up my ass 2 times before anyone posted anything this good.

      I'll look into that. Never even thought of checking out carharts.

      What made you think of looking at it this way?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well it all started when my dad tickled me bum bum
        He said boy
        Dont.be a homo
        Your being a homo
        Onions and onions make a boy grow, don't you know that son?
        Haha carhart son.
        120 dollar pants, son.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be a mechanic, lol. One day I just started wearing my work uniform pants all the time because they fit better than jeans and I never looked back. Luckily that look is fashionable right now so you shouldn't feel too weird in public.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cargo pants are so much better than jeans and I'm not just saying that because modern day jeans were made by a garden gnome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol imagine not having any thrust power as "man" that women drool over, BBC got you mogged again whiteboy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lol imagine not having any thrust power as "man" that women drool over, BBC got you mogged again whiteboy

        it doesn't take much to thrust hard enough for women. You have naturally more body strength well into your 60s and 70s.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >. Ideally I could beat the fuck out of someone in close combat because of how low and big my center of gravity is.
    redpill on this pls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>. Ideally I could beat the fuck out of someone in close combat because of how low and big my center of gravity is.
      >redpill on this pls

      whats there to know? The lower your center of gravity, the harder it is to tip something over. Thats why you see teenagers killing themselves every year rolling jacked up jeeps and pickups. The higher center of gravity makes them easier to roll.

      I'm 5'10 with a low center of gravity. All other things being equal, it would be harder for a guy my same height with normal leg length to push me over, but I'd have an easier time pushing him over.

      I don't know man. This is basic man shit. You never get a quick shake down on lifted jeeps and loading flat bed trailers or just grappling? You want to keep that center or gravity low or you're going to have a bad time or die.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heelhooks you
        Nothing personel, kid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd walk off if some guy wanted to scrap and got down on the ground like that to start a heelhook. Like wtf.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True but that’s the only gif I could find of an imanari roll. My guess is that it was a demonstration other wise I really wouldn’t make sense to go that slow

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built like Mr incredible without the shoulder width. Damn I wish I had that shoulder width. Be a damn unit.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have long torso short legs you should easily get strong on squats, that’ll build an ass. I also have stubby legs and I’m 6’1 and can squat 445 just doing bodybuilding. Also you’ll probably be good at bench and OHP as well with short limbs. Just deadlifts suck but I’ve recently switched to trapbar deadlifts and those feel great for someone with dwarf limbs like me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you have long torso short legs you should easily get strong on squats, that’ll build an ass. I also have stubby legs and I’m 6’1 and can squat 445 just doing bodybuilding. Also you’ll probably be good at bench and OHP as well with short limbs. Just deadlifts suck but I’ve recently switched to trapbar deadlifts and those feel great for someone with dwarf limbs like me

      I want to say my arms are normal length. Like if I stand up, I can touch the bottom of my ass. BUT I have had a couple coats where the sleeves were 1 inch too long.

      As for legs, my hips are probably 1 or 2 inches shorter than they should be and the part between my ankle and calf is 1 or 2 inches too short. Some of my height is in my neck. Its about an inch longer than most men my height.

      Wish my shoulders were wider. I might look pretty good with a wider V taper for my torso.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    c>b>a>d

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that you want to bottom for, or, what?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brock is another good example. I wonder why this is asthetic for cartoons but not real men. Probably some eye trick where it makes the arms and shoulders look even bigger than their already exaggerated form.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used to have no ass a year ago until I took the hip thrust pill. Now I can ass mog almost any thot.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find fictional characters or real people, either in media or even in real life, who have a similar structure/frame to you and then use that as your goal, paying attention to what muscles look biggerst/best on them, their level of leanness, angles, poses etc.
    im the reverse of you, 5'11'' but with the torso of a 5'3'' person

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