I'm a goofy looking bastard I guess. I have a long torso and normal legs for a guy that is like 5'3 but my total height is like 5'10.
I also have no ass, so my pants sag and my shirts come untucked if I sit down. I have to buy the tightest fucking pants I can find for them to not sag and even then people tell me to pull them up or some shit like that.
I'm not even sure what I can do about it. I know why my body is like this. Ideally I could beat the fuck out of someone in close combat because of how low and big my center of gravity is. But fuck, its not aesthetic and look like I'm sagging ass all the time.