I'm currently fasting to induce autophagy and clense my body of toxins.

I'm currently fasting to induce autophagy and clense my body of toxins. Why don't Americans practice fasting as a part of their spiritual life?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DRINK 666 BLM SUPPORT DRINK

    WHEN I DRINK REDBULL THAT SAID NO TO BLM

    THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DICK POLISHER AND A KING WARRIOR WARLORD BVLL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even scitzoid, but all those drinks are poison

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        REDBULL IS LITHUANIAN BVLL

        YOU WOULDN'T GET IT

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Redbull is unjustifiably expensive compared to Monster.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            WINGS AREN'T CHEAP

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love Red Bull but damn

              Monster Zero is just better…

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I DON'T DRINK IT BECAUSE OF OPTICS TOO

                NOT 1 MAN IS STRAIGHT THAT DRINKS A MONSTER

                BUT REDBULL...
                THAT'S A CHAD'S DRINK

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Monster has done an amazing guerrila marketin campaign on IST, I chuckle every time I drink Monster Zero Ultra

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU DRINK SATAN

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look I’ll TRY and switch back, but DUDE the 0.5l can costs too hecking much

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've no need for wings when Monster gives me Black person-tier rage to assrape everyone

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know how it is over in germany, but here in the USA the energy drinks have gotten way cheaper. It's probably the only thing I can think of at grocery stores that hasn't really been hit by inflation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Monster often goes on sale - it usually costs 1.49 eur per 500ml can (plus +0.25 eurocents for that can, goy, but you can always get it back if you recycle the can). When on sale, it's about 0.79 eur.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh and forgot to add that they are like 5 bucks a can versus monster that is like 2 on sale (it's constantly on sale).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd? Monster supports blm and red bull doesn't?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DURING BLM REDBULL OWNER SAID NO

        REDBULL INVENTOR IS AUSTRIAN

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND REDBULL GIVES WINGS

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRINK A DRINK WITH EVEN GAYER COLORS

    >ZERO SUGAR
    SO GAY

    SAY YOU ARE vegan TOO

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will spike your insulin with that garbage, so no, you won't induce autophagy. The only things you will be inducing are beetus and auto homosexualry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking toxic sugar replacements
      Black unsweetened tea and diluted apple vinegar are white man's drinks

      it's not fasting if you're drinking stuff full of sugar and calories

      Zero sugar versions exist. You drink it for the caffeine and other stimulants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep drinking your aspartame and sucralose goy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was bait.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just coping because Monster left Russia, no Monster Ultra Zero for you LOL

          *sip*

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good riddance.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do your zoomer girls drink now, have you thought about the poor Russian zoomer girls? Do you want them to maybe drink Kuh-VAS LMAO

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Monster is still available in Russia

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It helped me pass my exams. Preworkouts are way better though to be honest.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking toxic sugar replacements
    Black unsweetened tea and diluted apple vinegar are white man's drinks

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not fasting if you're drinking stuff full of sugar and calories

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking monster will kill your fast. Your liver still has to process those chemical. Defeating your purpose of the fast.

    You can't take stimulants and call it "fasting". I knew you lazy fricks were cheating.

    I love how all the fating science said how coffee will ruin a fast because your liver still has to process it.....then nobody wanted to give up coffee ever apparently....so now the science says coffee is okay for a fast.

    Monster energy drink is poison. Sucralose will jack your insulin.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your body always "cleanses toxins".
    are your kidneys and liver deactivated or something?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i use meth for weight lose and spirituality as well. its like fasting but less homosexual

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your liver, kidneys and bladder cleanse you of toxins you fat moron

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost there.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autophagy
    you're already a phag
    mission accomplished

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, americans are already pretty homosexual

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ultra watermelon and ultra golden pineapple absolutely slap

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    red bull > other energy drinks

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fasting
    >drinks massive amounts of inactive b-vitamins to become b-deficient.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better? It has stevia in it.

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