Currently driving to my wife’s house (long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents) and I put a Kit Kat ice cream bar in the super freezer and then I put cornflakes with flour and egg coating on top of it, then I fried it for 10 seconds and it’s super delicious. I also ate 30 caramel things
>long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents
Anon, I’m an oldgay that’s been married for over two decades. I told my wife about this. Tell your wife that some rando old couple on the internet thinks it’s super cute and we both wish you the best.
Yeah it’s kinda romantic and it’s kinda schizo on my part, her parents absolutely hate me my family thinks I did a stupid decision but are lowkey proud since i was only a loner and can’t believe I pulled a woman of that calibre. Thank you! I hope this works out as well cause I’m moronic as shit
Well I’m Almost at 5500 calories right now but it’s mostly the steaks and turkey I ate before but I plan on eating like at least 2 more milkshakes, 2 more ice creams, a whole packet of those caramel things
Can I have some?
Sure
No
Currently driving to my wife’s house (long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents) and I put a Kit Kat ice cream bar in the super freezer and then I put cornflakes with flour and egg coating on top of it, then I fried it for 10 seconds and it’s super delicious. I also ate 30 caramel things
>long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents
Anon, I’m an oldgay that’s been married for over two decades. I told my wife about this. Tell your wife that some rando old couple on the internet thinks it’s super cute and we both wish you the best.
Yeah it’s kinda romantic and it’s kinda schizo on my part, her parents absolutely hate me my family thinks I did a stupid decision but are lowkey proud since i was only a loner and can’t believe I pulled a woman of that calibre. Thank you! I hope this works out as well cause I’m moronic as shit
>her parents absolutely hate me
Same fren
I really love her but I don’t know how to incorporate her as a Fren
>Currently driving to my wife’s house (long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents)
Lucky.
>long story short we’re super young and we still live with our parents
based
Is 19 considered “super young”
gay?
(You)
>No
Are you sure ?
Yes
Are you lying to me by any chance ?
No I am not lying AND I SEE WHAT YOURE DOING. I will not back down
Alright , just let me be sure , can you rate your straightness on a scale from A to Z ?
Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo yankee Oscar uniform.
My straightness from A to Z would be Z
I dont know , Im feeling like something just not fall into the right places , can you wife vouch for you that you are not gay ?
A un
Ek
He is not a homosexual.
both of you just fricking with me at this point , im pretty sure.....
what snacks
mfw cheat day was yesterday
How many snacks do you plan to eat?
Well I’m Almost at 5500 calories right now but it’s mostly the steaks and turkey I ate before but I plan on eating like at least 2 more milkshakes, 2 more ice creams, a whole packet of those caramel things
how much do you weigh?
I weigh roughly between 190 and 200
I gained 2kg along the day.
Kill me, Pete. Please kill whatever I am and make me what I've wanted to be.
Where did you procure such a fine and rare pepe? Sir i say sir! Can I make you an offer?
I made, I’ll give it to you for a rolls Royce ghost or 400k usd