I'm getting similar surgery to this soon
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I'm getting similar surgery to this soon. How do I lift? Lifting is my life. Anyone have routines
Unironically cultivate to become an Immortal. With cultivation Immortals can make even their eyelids as strong as steel
>science has gotten to the point where we can chop off 80% of mans body and have him still function
>still can't fix balding
Get on fin early you pussy
This just made me sad because knowing how many people there are and how fricked up people can be, I seriously bet there has been some sadistic rich guy who kept some victim in a state like picrel. Had top surgeons turn some guy into a jellybean, and then he just keeps him alive and tortures him, and pisses on his face and such.
I bet it's happened, whether it's in some kind of cartel, mafia, cult or what have you, I bet theres right now some poor fricking jellybean human whos life is a nightmare of pain and humiliation.
Of course it happened and is happening and will continue to happen
Why do I have a boner
Imagine if you were the jellybean
>Why do I have a boner
Because you're depraved
I've read about this. They make girls into living fleshlights.
Wdym? How do they "make" girls into what they already are?
So fricking hot... imagine a helpless 40 lb pillow girl crying as you lick her scar-stubs.
Sounds like bullshit. The jellybean human would be too annoying to take care of (not personally but hiring all the personnel for your bean dungeon and making sure they stay quiet), and the novelty would wear off quickly. There's a reason why elites stick with good ol' pedophilia, it just werks.
Your butthole used to just werk before black men destroyed it.
Put your moron problems into perspective huh?
>Wahh I can't get laid
>Wahh stuck in six figure hell
At least you're not a barely living human nugget.
>I'm getting similar surgery to this soon
The frick, why?
He sexually identifies as a nugget.
Why did they remove all his essential body parts? I would have chosen euthanasia whats the bloody point of being a human jelly bean
Because it was all crushed and unrepairable
Crushed by a fork lift.
crushed by twerking whale sheboon
Starting Strength
Jellybeanbros, it’s over…
This guy has a gf. It's over for me...
He probably got a huge insurance payout, and I imagine he can't do much if she decides to frick Jamal.
>Black person lover
What's wrong with you?
This is even worse than bleeding someone out to cure their sickness or cutting your dick off to be a woman. What evil shit.
>no balls (no test)
>no legs (can't do squats, the best exercise)
>no anus (can't enjoy silky smooth high fiber poops)
what's the point of living
>even this dude has a gf
it's over
If you're ugly getting some deformity is your best shot at gf. Women are drawn to uniqueness, if you have a horrifying scar across your face it makes you mysterious and also pitiable, activating their motherly instinct, the whole "I can fix him..." dynamic works for mutants but not for average men.
being average is the worst curse there is
He had the gf before and she will leave him as soon as her clock is ticking loud enough
She stayed with him initially because she wanted to get compliments for how sweet and caring she was and was probably planning on dumping him as soon as people got used to his situation and it wasn't a novelty anymore. Then that YouTube and Patreon money started to come in, plus all the online attention and her plans suddenly changed
His gf probably cheats on him
>probably
Im legit curious
>no genitalia
So how does he release his pent up sexual desires? He's on no fap til death that must be agonizing
>no butt hole
If he eats where does it unload???
See that bag with brown stuff in it? That's where it goes.
We need to make this happen
Holy shit just make them into dragoons and ship them to iraq
Genious
>I live to serve
>*gets stuck on a ramp*
Don't know why everyone's shitting on this guy.
>crushed by a forklift
Frick it, I'll survive
>chop off half my body
Frick it, I'll do fricking handstands with my fricking robot arm
Is this a new level of transgenderism?
A vertitable they indeed.
>removed his legs, genitalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum