Im going to be a father

Wat do to make my son a chad?
>get him into sports young
>get him into weightlifting as a teen
>not circumcising
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
>force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
>will take him hunting and hiking
>love him
Anything else?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
    Don't do that. It's literally impossible to get laid if you don't have instagram, snap and facebook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got laid without it and the negatives outweigh the positives a million to one. Not to mention social media makes people moronic (more moronic than they already are)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got off social media and my mental state improved 10x bc I stopped caring what my peers were doing with their lives. I didn't think I was affected by all the neuroticism that was being said to be caused by social media, until I got off it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. Not constantly logging onto social did wonders for my mental health. It’s really not worth any possible female attention

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if you are a mentally ill loser who gets affected by social media like that sure. It's better you stay off it.
          For most sane people who genuinely don't care and use it as a messenger/dating app with pictures it's a different story.

          I never get people like you who say their mental collapses because of socials, like how do you care so much ? I feel numb to that shit and realize its just highlight reel of their life, not their day to day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most people aren’t sane these days you dumbass. Nearly every young person is hooked on drugs just to function.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Real. My life improved drastically after getting off of SM

          I mean if you are a mentally ill loser who gets affected by social media like that sure. It's better you stay off it.
          For most sane people who genuinely don't care and use it as a messenger/dating app with pictures it's a different story.

          I never get people like you who say their mental collapses because of socials, like how do you care so much ? I feel numb to that shit and realize its just highlight reel of their life, not their day to day.

          By the way you type, you're definitely under the influence of social media brainrot and don't even know it (lol!), most "sane" people as you put it are also brainrotted, except it's considered socially acceptable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is this brainrot you speak of? Just log off if you are feeling neurotic simple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > needing social media to get laid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not using social media to get laid
        >nerfing yourself for no good reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Social media is literally proven to rot your brain, why would you want that for your children.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >blah blah blah
            Social media is literally built for advertisement and posting jetskis and travels literally gets you free pussy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Social media is literally proven to rot your brain, why would you want that for your children.

            Cat's out of the bag. Minimal use; none of blessed. Reality is inevitability. Rather than arbitrary denial, maximize it's value while using "as little as possible".

            That being said, many normies use FB/IG as a legitimate store of memories. To be quite honest, it is very useful for obfuscating your identity and true character.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              my girlfriend does this. she almost lets her mood get dictated by her snapchat memories. i prefer my mood swings the way god intended, drunk and alone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >high IQ people don't procreate
            >why do you want brain rot
            Well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe minimal presence for DMing bawds but constantly logging onto social media is bad for your mental health long term

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? If you’re having sex under 25 you NEED social media. Girls will in person ghost you if they can’t find your ig.
        >but not me
        Firstly I don’t believe you.
        Secondly, you’re probably a boomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sex is thebkost important thing
      Reorder your priorities.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It objectively is
        Sex is literally the only single biological imperative we have
        Keep coping incel, you failed at literally the only job life gave you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no. REPRODUCTION is the only biological imperative we have. Having sterile, non-reproductive sex with mentally ill prostitutes you find online does not help you with that. You are wearing a condom. She is on birth control. Even if, somehow, you were to get her pregnant she would abort in a heartbeat. In other words, you are a genetic dead end leading a hollow life comprised of temporary pleasures to occupy yourself with until you die alone. The winner of this game is the extremely fundamentalist Christian who grew up in a sect that believes contraception is evil and hasn't had sex with any woman except the one he married at 18 and has 12 kids with.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >REPRODUCTION is the only biological imperative we have
            Animals fight to the death to coom. They don't know it leads to reproduction

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Animals also fight to the death to protect their offspring.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To the death? no. But they do fight i'll give you that. But they also eat their dead offspring

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Animals also fight to the death to protect their offspring.

                Especially not the males, the males fight to the death to coom and then dip. The females will fight off predators bu will prioritize themselves as they can still get pregnant with more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bro my son needs to frick random thots this is the most important thing bro!

          You need to be 18 to post here. Actual adults you meet in person don’t care about this

          Lmao

          Go outside, homosexual

          >Just condemn your son to be an to be incel dweeb bro its harmless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do zoomers really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro my son needs to frick random thots this is the most important thing bro!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be 18 to post here. Actual adults you meet in person don’t care about this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside, homosexual

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baby led weaning
    That way you'll make sure he'll eat almost anything and start developing a strong jaw and increase the chances of his mouth developing correctly.

    I'll be lurking since I have my 2 month sleeping by my side right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, make sure you're fit yourself, a role model but also an objective to conquer, make your child want to be better than you.
      Get him involved with your activities, a good fatherly figure is the most important thing when it comes to preventing deranged behavior such as troonyism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, also don't feed him anything anything he doesn't like or spits out, wean him on meat and eggs, replace mother's milk with raw sheep milk, no pacifier.
      also
      >sunmaxx him
      >avoid emf exposure
      >grounding
      >vivobarefoot kid shoes for feet gains right away
      training
      >climbing/hanging as a toddler
      >running (sprinting)
      >throwing
      >swimming
      do that and he'll have all human basic movements, then let him pick something he likes and add weights for compensating sport specialization
      glhf, about to be a father myself, can't wait.
      >WAGMI

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        emf exposure
        Interesting... can you recommend a good emf shield for iPad? Don't want Junior to miss out on his pajeet AI YouTube reality surrogate shows. Thanks!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look at that. It always amazes me that a fully formed baby pops out of a human organ. I don’t just mean the vegana, I mean the placenta. That baby was moving his hands and kicking before he was even born. Such a marvel of God.

        My son does all that but without the hanging part. Guess it’s time to train him in the monkey bars.

        That's because women that do use insta curve you silently, they don't know you exist.
        Couple of times girls in social settings asked my socials and when I said I had non their eyebrows went up. It's weird.
        And that's in eastern europe, I imagine its 10x worse in the west.

        You don't have to overindulge in social media, a profile with like 20ish pics of you traveling, doing stuff, friends and family and around 100-200 followers will do the trick, you need nothing more. It's just a way to make a first impression and a way to reach you easily.

        Nah it’s actually a pretty Chad move to not use social media.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Baby led weaning
      how do you, as a man, allow yourself to be lead by a babby?
      shamefur

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vitamin D and K from animal fats unless you want a chinlet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rough and tumble play
    very important to prevent gayness

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Introduce him to IST and liveleak at the age of 12

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A diet high in crunchy foods to develop a proper jaw and not end up with wisdom teeth crashing the party.
    >get him into sports young
    >get him into weightlifting as a teen
    On top of these, give a lot of opportunities to try things out and support his interest in hobbies. Having him try a variety of sports and find what he enjoys the most will be better than just forcing him to go to one or a few of the same ones relentlessly.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move to the sticks.
    Clean food. Clean water. Clean air.
    Safer. No Black folk. Diversity quota low. Saner population. Natural law. Physical work. Removal from sodomite degeneracy.
    I wouldn't raise a child the city if someone gave me a million bucks a year.
    My eldest son is now living in his own place with his highschool sweetheart. Shit that would never have happened if I lived in Babylon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > move to the sticks
      > get hooked on meth
      > become insulated obese reactionary chud easily manipulated by Fox News rage porn

      Don’t do this Op

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >insulated obese reactionary chud easily manipulated by Fox News rage porn
        You will never be a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You will never have a trad wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBARW

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You will never have a trad wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only real solution to naturally prevent 90% or the maladies we wouldn’t wish upon our worst enemys’ children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. How do I convince my wife to move to the sticks when she doesn't want to leave her family in the city?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kids in the sticks have access to the same internet as everywhere else. Dems in Seattle might be crazy but they at least have a concept of "screen time." 90 IQ latch key kids in Montana never had a chance.
      You'll find as many doughy non binary kids in trump country as you will anywhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll find as many doughy non binary kids in trump country as you will anywhere.
        Prove it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is going on right now in suburban Utah. Town of 20,000, in a red county.
          >yeah but if I just get far away enough, it'll go away completely!
          The internet is everywhere.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot pic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who the frick would ever be scared of a FURRY
              they are the most dysgenic among us. even gamers look down on furries. they are the junkies of nerd culture, the outcasts of video game culture, the denizens of deviant art, the Black folk of coomers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Commifornians spread like the disease they are.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
    You will make him a social outcast with no way to reach him. Do NOT do that. Deleting my social media in my early 20s was one of my biggest mistakes. good luck restarting a social media account at 28 when most of your friends have moved on.
    Girls ALWAYS ask for insta. They check guys out through insta. What you do is help him make a nice curated social media profile with good photos, doing all the hobbies and shit. He will swim in puss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 32 with no social media and my social life is completely fine. Also women never ask for any of my accounts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's because women that do use insta curve you silently, they don't know you exist.
        Couple of times girls in social settings asked my socials and when I said I had non their eyebrows went up. It's weird.
        And that's in eastern europe, I imagine its 10x worse in the west.

        You don't have to overindulge in social media, a profile with like 20ish pics of you traveling, doing stuff, friends and family and around 100-200 followers will do the trick, you need nothing more. It's just a way to make a first impression and a way to reach you easily.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also many younger women, 20-25 send memes on instagram as a way of flirting.
          You dont even have to respond with anything deep or interesting. The fact that you indulge them and pretend they are funny makes you seem "fun" and have a "good sense of humour".
          They will randomly send you shit just to get your attention, if a girl starts sending you memes randomly, she is down to frick, she is thinking about you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you have an instagram if you have no life and friends? Isn't it mostly just pictures of your doing stuff?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >women that do use insta curve you silently
          My ex of 7 years used insta so youre wrong about that.
          Every woman who rejects me because I dont use social media is a bullet dodged if you ask me.
          >I imagine its 10x worse in the west
          As someone who lives in the west and has family in eastern europe I would say its actually the opposite. But its hard to judge, I dont spend a lot of time there.
          The only women who really care about that stuff are vapid prostitutes, university educated women are often actually kind of embarassed about their social media useage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny. I deleted my socials in my early 20s and got more ass than I ever did prior. Sounds like you just fricking suck. Meanwhile it gave me more free time to lift and do interesting shit which made girls like me even more than previous .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Deleting social media was fine on the dating front for me. Even had 1 girl ask for my insta and I told her I deleted it. Still got laid. Social media is for women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >natural birth and natural placental explusion without oxytocin or premature clamping
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2799542/
      >lots of meat and fish for the excellent protein and an egg a day for extra IQ gains
      https://doi.org/10.1016/j.gfs.2021.100548
      >breastfeeding until 4
      >premastication
      >avoid candy and sneed oils like the pest
      >proper socialization
      >LOTS of sun
      >LOTS of sleep
      >shoes with broad toeboxes, sandals and barefoot walking so that his posture doesn't get fricked up
      >exercise but don't overtrain
      >water filter
      >make sure he is glycine, taurine and vitamin k maxxed
      >be infinitely patient and provide guidance and discrimination

      And watch this dude to become omega redpilled on nutrition:
      https://www.youtube.com/@LTPottenger

      I've never had social media. Social media is weird and moronic. Never had any problems.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >breastfeeding until 4
        By four your kid's talking in full sentences, reading, writing, peddling a bike, cutting a steak up with a fork and knife- it's no longer time for booba.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    forget all this chud gibbering about social media, vitamins, gym etc.

    First and foremost - help him become a functional and autonomous human. Spend time with him - like a lot. Play, lot's of outdoors, socialising with other valuable people.
    Don't shout (it's going to be hard). The little guy will lose his shit all the time - help him calm down, don't punish, lead.
    Show him how a functioning and loving relationship with a woman looks like.
    The most damage you can do is to frick him up in the early years by not taking care of the most basic needs and giving bad example (like our parents did - thus we are here on IST).

    The rest will follow - I believe in you and your family anon!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good nutrition is a basic need. malnourished kids are moronic. probably why you are here

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wat do to make my son a chad?
    A good first step is to ask for advice from good fathers you know irl rather than a bunch of childless gymrats

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that thing coming out of her pussy??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think so, looks like a caesarian birth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, thats a c-section

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No its the chest burster scene from Alien

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't force specific activities, it'll just make him resent you and them. Try tons of stuff, find things he's into, and have him do those instead. If he loves soccer and crochet rather than lifting and carpentry, just let him do those things, and he'll be much more successful. It's better to have him doing "something athletic" or "something creative" than any specific activity.
    You can probably let him have social media and a phone, but it's a good idea to delay it as much as possible. Flip phone until high school and no social media before 16 would be ideal, but that's tough. Definitely keep it limited in early development at least. Gen alpha's brains are fricking cooked from all the screen time in their early years.
    I'm sure you have it in mind already, based on the hunting, but I'd also add only feeding him real food. "Pick it, grow it, kill it" is a great rule of thumb.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give in when they are begging for something, be very strict about that. It helps for them to get disciplined and wanting to be able to take care of themselves.

    Hopefully tiktok is fully banned and nothing worse has appeared.
    Don't let it fall into watching e-celebs early on, they will have more impact on the child than you ever will if it gets too deep.
    Don't let the school indocrinate it either, before you know it the kid is gay and selling his ass to older men.

    Honestly, worst timeline to raise a child. Even having your wife die from childbirth and child starving to death during the ice cold winter would be more merciful.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teach him that masculinity is toxic
    His job is to be a good ally to women and transfolk (and if he has white privilege, to minorities too)
    Best get him on adhd meds as soon as possible to make life easier for his teachers
    Spend quality time together enjoying the classics like Black Panther and Wonder Woman: 1984 and allow the conversation to naturally lead to how the characters portrayed are superior to him
    Reading is power, so be regular attendees and advocates at your local Drag Queen Story event!
    You want him to be healthy, right? Get his three core Pfizer jabs (and seven boosters) scheduled
    Since you made the irresponsible decision to add to the overpopulation and climate crisis in the West, at least consider offsetting this by matching your childcare costs dollar for dollar with ongoing sponsorship of a family in a developing nation (or better yet, host a family of immigrants!)

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a bad list, OP, but you forgot the most important factor for raising the healthiest child possible, one that is also irreversible, unlike many other factors - no childhood vaccines.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurture his interests even if they don’t appeal to you directly. It may surprise you how a seemingly trivial hobby in his childhood develops into something significant in adulthood.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read about a doctor who gave his sons HGH on the sly so they would be Chads. It worked too. His kids were both like 6'3"+ while he was a 5'8" manlet.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be extremely hard on him and punish him out of anger, but ensure he is well educated and humble, get him into sports and take him sailing. Ensure he has a love for the sea, classical Greece, and possesses a lamenting spirit. These things will make a great man whom you will enjoy watching go through life.

    What I have said is not for turning him into a model citizen or someone who succeeds in school or business (those are more natural) it is for turning him into an undeniably good man who is larger than life and a pillar of strength and wisdom to all those who know him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >treat your kid like a beaten dog
      >expect him to become the alpha wolf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs are weak because they are pampered. To be a wolf he must be treated like one.

        I'm glad you'll never have children because you're just going to make them into gigantic homosexuals

        I have two sons and they are on track to become like me except stronger and smarter and knowing what I knew before I knew it.
        Not my fault your father made you an NPC.

        Bro think he Odysseus :skull:

        I know what I am doing because I know what causes me to be the way I am. I like the way I am and my temperament and I want my sons to enjoy the same rise I did but to do it better, swifter, and more effectively.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you'll never have children because you're just going to make them into gigantic homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro think he Odysseus :skull:

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of mental illness on display in this thread.
    Some from the OP, some from the homosexuals replying to him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      op here. what mental illness did i display in my post?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dont let your kid be born by c-section

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          1. its literally just a random picture, has nothing to do with me
          2. why?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because kids should be born naturally.
            Also, dont let your wife be on her back during birth, she should be on all fours, its healthier for the muscles

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Also deny her painkillers, they're not natural

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The non-meme answer is that the kid might end up with a weaker immune system and lactose intolerance. The mother produces a nasty yoghurt of bacteria, including lactobacillus, in the vegana that the baby passes through during a normal birth.
            My source is some pop science documentary years ago that I barely remember so take what I say with a grain of salt but bing for studies if you think it’s worthwhile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          c-sections are sometimes necessary but there was a trend while gen-z was being born to do them electively

          they also usually limit the max number of children a woman can have in her life

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cesarian section

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its increasingly common

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So?
        Doesnt mean its a good thing
        Its increasingly common due to the fact we refuse to let weak people with bad genes die

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im confused. its increasingly common in high income countries (aka White countries, and its extremely rare in Black person countries. Since Whites are the masterrace, that means what you just said is moronic and wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Our technology has led us to hubris and weakness

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ...he said, using an internet-connected device to a room full of sociopathic DYELs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bad genes
          sometimes babies just wiggle their dumb asses into breech position
          (which isn't genetic)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't require a caesarean. Me and my sister were both born with our ass out, just fine.
            It's unironically mostly mothers and doctors being morons.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're either talking out of your ass, or you were much smaller from being born prematurely, or your mother still got all sliced and stitched down there (perineal tear)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it's primarily because of unnecessary interventions in labor, starting with epidurals. They increase the likelihood of infection, stalling of labor, etc.
          Most c-sections in current day are not truly needed.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calisthenics too

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not asking for advice on the most mentally ill website on the internet for starters.
    99% of people in this board doesn't even lift, let alone will ever have any feasible advice on having children.
    The fact you claim that you're going to be a father while still browsing this shithole makes me worry for the little guy. Please get off this place immediately so you can actually mentally make it too.
    There's nothing good about this website in [current year], and you should have realized that upon achieving normalhomosexualry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >99% of people in this board doesn't even lift
      This is true, painfully true

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homeschool. Adequate omega 3, prenatally too.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    agree with all but unfortunately normlgays have rigged the entire system so that you NEED some form of social media presence or they’ll think you’re “weird” and subsequently create entire fanfictions about you in their head. i’ve seen it happen and experienced it myself. i fricking hate the average person and i genuinely mean that. i dont want to sound like a moody teenager that just got rejected by a girl. i can’t stand interacting with people by default. i yearn so bad for solitude sometimes that i wonder if i should just commit a crime to get locked up or something.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin woodworking manly father #22198611
    Surefire way to make your son a strung out junkie the millisecond he hits his rebellious phase.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how so?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bored toddler in the summer
    >take him outside
    >start filling unbreakable vessels with water and bringing them to him
    >buckets, tupperware, washed old takeout containers, coffee cans
    >throw some funnels, ladles, bath toys in there
    >he's good to tool around with that for hours as I garden, mow, and grill

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just be ultra rich
    Everyone wants to be friends with the rich kid

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    carnivore
    exercise
    fighting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot breast feeding

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get him cut

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make sure they won't cut the umbilical cord before everything transfers to the baby from the womb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is big. I'm also not an anti vaxxer by any stretch, but they are gonna try to get you to give him a vitamin k shot immediately after the birth, and if the placenta stays attached for even 20-30 minutes its completely unnecessary.
      Your wife is gonna be completely out of it so it's gonna be on you to make sure they don't do anything to your kid that you don't want.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vitamin k shot is for circumcision to prevent them from bleeding out. Just avoid circumcision and keep the umbilical cord attached until it is gray and empty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was told it was to prevent brain bleeds.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have first sexy times with older short-term gf
    >go down on her
    >she insists I stick it in
    >no condoms used
    >completion
    >repeat 3 more times
    >before leaving, ask "u on birth control right?"
    >"no."
    >"do you believe in abortion?"
    >"no it is evil."
    >aneurysm
    >get her plan b
    >proceed to have unprotected sexy times 2 more times that night after pill taken
    >find out days later that these 2 more times were not safe
    >won't know if she is preggo for 3 more weeks
    >she's making plans for me to visit and meet her family
    Anons I can't sleep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is the fate of all wageslaving jestermaxxers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically uses the term "sexy times"
      >lacks fifth-grade understanding of how conception works
      No one to blame but yourself.
      Anyway, kids are awesome.
      If you think you can love this woman try to make it work out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should realize having sex with someone you wouldn’t want to start a family with is not worth it. It’s just feeding your ego and succumbing to the peer pressure of society, as if you must have meaningless sex with easy low quality women to be a successful man, this is the opposite of the truth, you must have standards for who the potential mother of your offspring will be.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All that just for him to end up a zogged out troony that hates you, lol

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chads are distinguished by their genetics, you can give him HGH during puberty but he'll most likely end up a bumbling moron like Trumps son who looks like can't even walk straight and who knows how else his endocrine is gonna get fricked up from that.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure he does Chad sports and has Chad friends. Emphasize the importance of STEM education, networking, and getting internships

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make him lift weights
    homeschool

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No ipads. No smartphones. Get him a basic phone if he needs it for work and let him pay the monthly. Don't let him have his own computer in his room. Just have a family computer in the living room that he needs the password from you in order to use. Tell him bible stories, especially the ones that make israelites out to be pure evil (so most of them after Genesis).

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get him some gymnastic rings to frick around on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its so fkn over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's sweet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the 6 months one had me cringing irl, that shit looked dangerous
      but the progress over the years looks really sweet
      damn I want to do something similar
      but I feel like I'd be too much of a pussy to put my baby on extreme-ish situations

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get him into weightlifting as a teen
    Manlet
    >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
    Weirdo nerd
    >force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
    Dope smoking blacked addict out of rebellion
    The rest is ok.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get him into weightlifting as a teen
      >not circumcising
      >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
      >force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
      >will take him hunting and hiking

      this is stupid alpha/chud twitter crap; just fucing be there and be good role model

      Seethe

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get him into weightlifting as a teen
    >not circumcising
    >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
    >force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
    >will take him hunting and hiking

    this is stupid alpha/chud twitter crap; just fucing be there and be good role model

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Conceiving a child proper consists of both parents being in optimal physical health especially the father whose seed takes 75 days to fully mature. The mother must take on the job to ensure that anything consumed is of utmost purity for whatever she consumes so does the baby. Lastly a proper birth where no pain killers, antibiotics or vaccinations are used alongside proper cutting of the umbilical cord is necessary. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Good luck bro. Hope you can show your baby as much love as possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you and your partner must literally do everything correctly and in the proper order or else you will give birth to a genetic failure who will be nothing but a burden on your family for the rest of your lives
      this kind of shit is what terrifies me about trying to have children. why does everything have to be so extreme on this board?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why do anons deal in absolutes?
        Unironically because they have asperger's
        At the end of the day he's technically correct about having the best standards for natural childbirth and child rearing but shit will fall to the wayside- maybe your wife'll go a week past due date and need pitocin to induce, maybe he'll be breach and they'll have to slice your wife open to yoink him, maybe he'll gain weight slowly and need supplemental formula. Anons talk a big game but they wouldn't fricking stand there and say "Oh damn, I guess my son's a GENETIC WEAK LINK, we're gonna opt for you to crush his head with a big rock, doctor."
        You should always try for the best, but then accept that it won't go totally perfectly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Very true poast.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, my man: congrats to you and the mom.
    Dad of a 16yo boy here.

    >get him into sports young
    Try it. But don't force him.
    >get him into weightlifting as a teen
    Be subtle, lot of teens don't like buffed physiques. Again: do not force him.
    >not circumcising
    Good call.
    >never letting him make a social media account on any platform
    Unironically, this is the hardest thing. The whole planet digs that shit. All of his friends will be on that. Just let him know about all the dangers, consequences and bad people around using it.
    >force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
    This is cringe. Seriously. Did I mention not to force him into anything?
    >will take him hunting and hiking
    Nice.
    >love him
    Of course. You two are gonna be tied FOREVER.
    >Anything else?
    Let him make mistakes. Let him realize without you there to understand. Be his dad, not his friend. BE THERE.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teach him girls ain't nothing to be scared of really early on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My toddler sees his female cousin of the same age about once or twice a week and they spend the entire play date wrassling like a pair of spider monkeys.
      I'm hoping being close with her will help demystify grills.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The chadest thing you can do for your son is to be a chad yourself

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck forcing a teenager to do anything. They will do the opposite whether you like it or not and then resent you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Quickest way to make a kid rebel is to become a tedious, moralising bore on a subject. You can be dead right on a subject but make it into a conflict and your kid will do the opposite just to exercise their autonomy. As a parent it's your job to pass on correct morals but show, don't tell. Model the correct behaviours yourself. Don't just preach or moralise.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lead by example and try to understand that children are a test. You have to make peace with him being different from you and weaker/stronger in some ways. And try to spend a lot of time with your son especially in puberty and after which will be very hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this is true.

      Don't hold children to the standards of adults. And don't project your own weaknesses or failings onto your kids and try to succeed vicariously through them.

      The above explains why I hate my father.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest and most important thing is to spend time with him

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not

    Congratulations: you've found the fastest way to make your wife's boyfriend's son rebel against everything you stand for, including your bullshit plan to turn him into the star sports player you're too fat, short and stupid to ever be. You've got a far better chance of turning them into a gay art student than you do of turning them into a capable athlete if you go about it that way, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dad tried to get me into sports, lifting, shooting, hiking, fighting and pretty much everything you’d want your son to do but I just hated everything that felt like work and usually just felt like it was too hard.
      I appreciate it now and especially the lifting part made it a lot easier for me to get fit once I finally got into it on my own in my late 20’s since I already knew all the basics.
      Getting the kid into sports probably works if he makes friends there.
      Friends shape kids more than parents do when they’re over maybe 10

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Overcompensating for the shortcomings of your own childhood is how generations of dysfunctional morons have raised new dysfunctional morons. Your kid needs a good social life and a loving family that encourages him to be his best before anything as trivial as weightlifting is even considered.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inject hgh into him

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Force your b***h wife to breastfeed, at gunpoint if necessary. I wasn’t and my brothers (who were) are all 4-5” taller than me. FRICK YOU MOM

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teach him good lessons. Your job is to pass him good life experience. Make sure he exhibits good virtues. Bravery. Industry. A healthy dose of humility. Curiosity. Temperance (so he’s not the type of person to ape out). And so on.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are chad your son (most likely) will be chad anon.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Creampie your wife every day so that your sperm covers and gives a test boost to the fetus. This only works while the baby is in the womb, do not jack off on the baby after it is born. It is too late then.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not circumcising
    do u want him to get herpes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      juden, go

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love him unconditionally. Encourage him to do things he enjoys doing. Introduce him to a variety of experiences, opportunities, and even opinions. When he's a little older, challenge him to form and defend his own positions on different issues. There is no 'right' answer in these exercises, it's an opportunity to model respectful and thoughtful conversation, where you can impart your wisdom and perspective, but be receptive of his opinion as well. Respecting your son will go a long way in both building his self-confidence, making him someone worth of respect, and will go a long way in helping him respect you as well. Congratulations, anon.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'll have a kid until I sort out my issues properly. I'm also destitute, and surrogacy is expensive. I'm also concerned that there may be complications with genetically modification beyond the content of the genes themselves (like damage to the chromosomes, poor expression, and various structural faults potentially induced through mechanical introduction of the material). Am I going about this wrong? I've been thinking about it a lot now that my roommate got knocked up by her husband.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give him plenty of protein. It’ll make him more likely to get by in the cruel law of the jungle competition that kids put each other through.
    That will make him more likely to have a successful social life and to be assertive rather than timid so he won’t miss the socialisation train that departs when they become teenagers. Falling behind at that age is disastrous.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look within, OP. Candidly remind yourself of everything you know you should do, but you don't because you're anxious, bored, or tired. Those are the things you should do with your son. Help him grow up so he doesn't avoid what he has to do.

    Nutrition and everything else matters, but don't use them as an excuse to avoid the real challenges.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weighted baby clothing from day 1.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your son will hate you and turn into a raging homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are so pathetic that I almost feel sorry for you.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats. Don't circumcise

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't vax him, home school util high school, teach him a second language and how to play the piano.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mk677 once he hits puberty

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    act like a chad with your decision making and the rest will follow through. I pray to god you never looked up on the internet "how to be a sigma male".
    Most important is to love him unconditionally. No matter what. Good luck, Anon

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give him hgh and test to make his dick grow. I wish I didn’t have a pencil dick it’s a curse.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, don't be a laissez faire parent or think that just paying the bills is enough. Your kids will end up being strangers; cats in the cradle.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    give him hardship
    throw him into a cage full of lions when he is 4 hours old. if he survives, he will be a champion

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>get him into weightlifting as a teen
    Are you crazy?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dont let him be groomed by leftist democrats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or anybody
      I've got my eye on library storytime troons, but know full well to keep another peeled for towel whipping peewee football coaches or anime loving basement libertarians.
      Scum collects on all four corners of the political axis.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>get him into weightlifting as a teen
    Turns you into a manlet

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will do everything you do so he will go to IST if you continue

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be religious and conservative

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