I'm going to let you in on a little trick.. Run a protein shake with a milk frother. No more lumps.

I'm going to let you in on a little trick..

Run a protein shake with a milk frother. No more lumps.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a milk frother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're like 10usd on amazon.

      just shake the fricking bottle, wtf
      are you a girl? an old person?

      Post wrists, lanklet

      Like anon says, you can shake it as much as you want, there will be lumps. Also about 8" circumference.
      With the frother, it's like drinking straight milk.
      Don't rob yourself from pleasure.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just shake the fricking bottle, wtf
    are you a girl? an old person?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just use this

      you can shake that shit with the force of a thousand suns and it'll still have clumps in it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the nutribullet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >For me it's the nutribullet
          Same. It makes it taste exactly like a chocolate shake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda hot. You just know.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too. 10s mixing, perfectly smooth. If you rinse it immediately, you can just put it back in the drawer.
        Bonus: ability to add frozen red fruit mix for protein smoothie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brainlet

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have used a milk frother and let me tell you why you don't need it. This is the empirically correct way to obtain a smooth shake:

    >liquid
    >powder
    >liquid
    >shake

    This way it doesn't form that glue bottom that will never go into the liquid nor that clump at the top that will never meld.
    Takes literally 10 seconds longer and you don't need any moronic tools.
    Thank me later

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put half a tbsp of pbfit in my shakes to make them taste better, I've found if I put the pb in first, it's way less prone to getting that goop at the bottom. Shake for 15 seconds and I'm golden

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post wrists, lanklet

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh lumps
    So what? I dont even use a shaker, just pour that into normal cup, stir a little and drink
    I swear you queers will create the weirdest rituals for simples stuff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have one, makes nice bubbly chocy milkie 🙂

      The smoothness of milk and the froth is 10/10.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just dryscoop or drink raw egg whites at that point
      yeah I'm a huge fricking queer because I want a drink with actual consistency, not milk with occasional vanilla lumps in it

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have one, makes nice bubbly chocy milkie 🙂

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the frother but they're never long enough. Hard to get to the bottom and gets worse as it froths.
    Yes, I don't put a ton of liquid in but the shit is like 4 inches. Really doesn't take much after I add my powders.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shakebot, I need you. My strength is waning

  9. 5 months ago
    Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

    Zoomers man. Think they are so smart. You see this shit on tik tok.

    Yeah no shit dude, it's basically a mini blender in all but name.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anons shitting on you but youre right
    works really well, cheap, and crazy easy to clean. shit takes 5 seconds
    best if you get the water/milk spinning before adding the powder

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying additional equipment to mix your cheese production runoff plus sucralose so its "lump free"
    Boy oh boy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need some gay dainty little foreskin tickling machine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't work well enough. About as useless as a shaker ball.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what kind of shit powder you're buying, but mine mixes just fine with a whisk or a shaker ball.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about lumps, the thing is gone in like 30 seconds anyway. I drink at my desk and forget about it.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't powerful enough. You need a handheld blender.

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