i'm gonna try to drink a gallon of milk a day even though i'm 5'3"

i'm gonna try to drink a gallon of milk a day even though i'm 5'3"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How have you not killed yourself

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'3"
    just give up bro damn nothing you do is gonna save you from that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How have you not killed yourself

      Shut up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of estrogen in this amount of milk is gonna help you through your transition, i believe in you.

      >5'3
      >anime poster
      just transition already

      [...]
      what's with IST and trying to groom short people

      youd make such a good girl anon, just put on those thigh highs 🙂

      Good you will have cute breasts on your plappable body. It is only right all women feel beautiful.

      This is why you don't ever take serious tallgays have to say.
      They have such a hard on for manlets, they one step away from trying to frick you.
      God forbid you're below 5'6, have long hair and a feminine face.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God forbid you're below 5'6, have long hair and a feminine face.
        Keep talking I'm gonna fricking bust

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 5'6.5, medium length hair, and masculine face

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of estrogen in this amount of milk is gonna help you through your transition, i believe in you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of estrogen in milk is negligible, if there were as many H+ ions in water as there is estrogrn in milk, it would be very high pH value.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'3
    >anime poster
    just transition already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of estrogen in this amount of milk is gonna help you through your transition, i believe in you.

      what's with IST and trying to groom short people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        youd make such a good girl anon, just put on those thigh highs 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's with IST and trying to groom people

        FTFY

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays, israelites, bots, etc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it’s that or gymcel. You might be able to have fun as a Troon for 5 years max before you have to end it all but you’d do that anyways if you gymcelled. I’m sorry but it’s over, you can’t live a happy fulfilling life as a 5’3 male in current year

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm 5'4" and got married and have kids, never been out of a relationship for more than a year after I turned 16
          skill issue honestly

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you brown or something?

            > can’t live a happy fulfilling life as a 5’3
            spoken like a homosexual who only cares about women, even so, you can still find one at that height, depending on your region, the difficulty varies.

            It’s not just about women, it’s about your standing on the male social hierarchy. Height and face are the most important factors for this

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 5'7 and also married with a kid, pretty much always had a gf. I'm white too.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s about your standing on the male social hierarchy.
              elaborate, because usually short men are viewed as non-threatening and kind, at least in my culture.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that’s exactly the issue. Women want men who are domineering and aggressive, not a little guy who’s nice. Being shorter also signals you are weaker and overall don’t have the same strength potential as taller men

                I'm 5'7 and also married with a kid, pretty much always had a gf. I'm white too.

                How?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How?

                I dunno, it came naturally, didn't really struggle. Just flirt, ask women out etc. Of course I've been rejected and heartbroken but who hasn't? Do you really think that you have to be 6'3, make six figures, have abs and a PhD just to date a girl? Like man what is wrong with you, please get out more.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How?
                Not him. I'm 5'4" and married with children. You said it yourself. Be domineering and agressive instead of a little guy who's nice. Be stronger than taller men anyway. Basically if you're not accused of napoleon syndrome and then defended by your wife and your tall bros then you're doing it wrong. Most importantly get the height dick out of your mouth, you're not a woman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never had to be aggressive despite being short, I do live in south Europe though, lifestyle is probably more relaxed here. Just smile and tease girls. Friends will make fun of my height and I will make fun of their baldness and fatness and being broke or rich or anything really, it's all banter

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Height is important. I'd expect a woman to take it into consideration. See the manlet, think oh man he'd have trouble fighting this other guy, ask how much it matters to her and what qualities he has to make up for it and go from there. Instead some of these women just pull out the measuring tape and end it at that. The manlet could have the perfect body and be a fighting machine and she still prefers a guy who weighs 115lbs because of her six foot fetish. You are simping for women who don't know or care to know anything about you other than your height. You could marry yours today and get switched out with another man and all she'll say to him is I've always loved you and always will did you get taller?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s about your standing on the male social hierarchy
              this is the biggest problem I had honestly. with women it was fine even if I was a turbomanlet - there's always someone. men would consistently not take me seriously when I was do electrical maintenance and I'd have to stand there and let these moronic lanklets go through every possible solution instead of the one I suggested. even as a project manager now, I still get tall junior engineers questioning me. i don't mind my height, it's lanklets and especially men just a few inches taller than me who are annoying about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm a swarthy balding greek mutt so yeah

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Γεια σου Γιωργη

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > can’t live a happy fulfilling life as a 5’3
          spoken like a homosexual who only cares about women, even so, you can still find one at that height, depending on your region, the difficulty varies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because we're leftists

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to go back, troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        gays, israelites, bots, etc.

        and loser lookism queers trying to get rid of get rid of the competitors(they wouldn’t get laid even if they were the last man on earth)

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m also 5’3ft. Genuinely, what the frick do I do?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up tinytrip

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      An adult gigamanlet weighs 150lbs.

      Lift, dumbass.

      [...]
      what's with IST and trying to groom short people

      They try to groom everyone.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you try to drink another milk ?
    I have the one for you

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good you will have cute breasts on your plappable body. It is only right all women feel beautiful.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mix greek yogurt with my milk and it digests way easier.
    I don't know about a gallon but I can do a half a gallon a day that way easily.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over, the manlet rape wave begins

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