I'm Mexican. How I get a Chad body?

I'm Mexican. How I get a Chad body?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more tacos

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that there are no fit mexicans past the age of 25?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all eat like shit.
      >t. Grew up beaner but turned white later

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grew up beaner turned white later
        holy shit you’re transracial? Do you know Rachel Dolezal?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They put corn in everything, they drink coca cola except of water, they eat a shit ton of bread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont forget they are all raging alcoholics

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cheap beer + coca cola + bread. They consume more sugar than actual protein

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >except
        gave it away there, wilmer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans literally worship coke. It's disgusting.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be the first Mexican to be fit as frick, watch me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They consume copious amounts of grains and seed oils.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couple all the reasons the other anons have mentioned, the shitty diet etc. with the fact that the average Mexican male height is like 5'5. At 5'5, if you're eating all those tacos and Coca-colas, you get fat even faster. Can't afford to eat like a taller man as body requires lesser, and lesser total fat mass accumulates and looks even fatter on them (just how lesser muscle mass looks jacked on shorter dudes; frame gets filled quicker whereas taller men look lanky and hard to look like they gained much, since it's spread out much more)

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unobtainable with goblin genetics.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered lifting weights

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartel beheading x failure

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm Mexican. How I get a Chad body?
    Step 1: Don't be Mexican.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. Mexicans are genetically pudgy bloated fricks. The same way that Slavs are always builtfat and Italians are manlets.

    It's thousands of years of genetic code.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair builtfat makes sense in colder climates

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that dude has more European DNA. The only Mexican thing about him is the skin color, he look Mediterranean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like you don't know a thing about Mexican history.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        would

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roll halfling barbarian
    Its over

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Latinas don't care about chad body, they date short, dyel dad bod, broke ass latinos all the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet the second a white boy (or black if papi really fricked up) they go crazy for him. They would if they could. They just know most whites aren't into goblins.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to frick whites or nogs when you can't speak english

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isnt trust me. Im a very understanding guy

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnap

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be reborn white.

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