Im moving to a cabin in rural Virginia for my summer research job and the only gym near me is a Planet Fitness.

I’m moving to a cabin in rural Virginia for my summer research job and the only gym near me is a Planet Fitness.

What am I in for?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for a high rep workout where you won't gain a ton of muscle, but you will preserve what you've got and build a lot of endurance.

    Summer is lean time anyway. Use it as an excuse to upnthe cardio and lean the frick out.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit she got big honkers now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, eventhough OP is 99% shooped

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being the copper who gets to fondle her...
        Maybe they gangbanged her in the holding cell afterwards.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one girl told me recently that one time she was drunk and some guy just picked her up and moved her out of his way, and she found that extremely sexy. I saw them making out the next time they met. I wonder if Greta feels the same way about these big strong policemen.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. If they have plenty of dumbbells and they go heavy you should be able to make due. If bilateral exercises are too easy, just use unilateral movements. As long as you can go to failure within 30 reps, you should be able to gain some muscle.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape this moronic downy c**t with a force of a thousand suns. I want to overpower her frail, malnourished body, put her in a mating press and just jackhammer her until her brain overwrites itself and meat will be the only thing on her mind from now on. I want to chain her in my basement and have my way with her until my dick disintegrate and she become wiener obsessed cumbawd with a sexdrive of a pornstar in heat.
    Every time I see this hlobohomosexual pawn on tv I get diamond hard and only thing I can think about is pinning her down and stick my penis in her juicy vegana while she does what she loves the most - protest in vain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people who make posts like this get put on some sort of list?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its probably some guy from india so even if they do theyll continue to keep shitposting like that for decades to come

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would make less sense to put a shitposter on a list than just... anyone that ever posted on /d/.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only white citizens of european countries.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldnt stand her personality, still probably couldnt stand her for more than 30 seconds in the same room.

    wouldve fricked her as soon as she turned 18, still would frick the shit out of her good lord i couldnt even tell you a good rationale for it either.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fetal alcohol syndrome is the sexiest deformity.
      You know their mothers were all party girls so should have been at least presentably good-looking.
      (Unless we're talking about Abos where they have FAS almost by default and look like orcs.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1wHdSUJ.jpg

      I want to rape this moronic downy c**t with a force of a thousand suns. I want to overpower her frail, malnourished body, put her in a mating press and just jackhammer her until her brain overwrites itself and meat will be the only thing on her mind from now on. I want to chain her in my basement and have my way with her until my dick disintegrate and she become wiener obsessed cumbawd with a sexdrive of a pornstar in heat.
      Every time I see this hlobohomosexual pawn on tv I get diamond hard and only thing I can think about is pinning her down and stick my penis in her juicy vegana while she does what she loves the most - protest in vain.

      https://i.imgur.com/V5smz9K.jpg

      I’m moving to a cabin in rural Virginia for my summer research job and the only gym near me is a Planet Fitness.

      What am I in for?

      she has a very zoomer gen alpha looking facial structure
      its soft looking if that makes sense
      even if she got skinny her face would probably look the same

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s literally fine. I remember Brian Shaw and juju going to planet fitness as a joke. While the machines were easy for Shaw (still pretty close to his literal strongest man in the world title at the time) juju was struggling despite a decade plus lifting experience and a frick ton of gear. There is no reason why 99.9% of people can’t make due with planet fitness besides the crowds

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its so over

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The duality of (wo)man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did she get arrested for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same reason as greta. the exposure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open carrying bazookas without a licence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious how she got her fanbase with her giant octaroon breasts but now she is strictly anti-porn while running a try-on haul channel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony jimmy Hendrix

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got trolls remorse
      >over corrects and becomes a right wing sex negative feminist
      What a weirdo

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    Rural Virginia? You will be just fine. Enjoy great weather and no metrosexuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia summers get pretty humid, bro. Beautiful state tho. Also cicada rape starting soon............

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are your initials P.V.?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >breaks /misc/ with one pic
    she deserves a medal on that basis alone

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just depends on how crowded it is. PF more or less has all the equipment you need but a busy location at peak hours will be insufferable.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's fine if you're a small guy that wants to look like a kpop singer, that and you can use the womens restroom with impunity even if you're nowhere near passing as long as you play the troon card

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    It is fine. You may need to modify your workouts somewhat if youre very strong (pre-exhaust doing isolation before doing compound; superset; etc) plus, many locations are 24 hours.
    Negative: dumbbells top out at 75 or 80lbs, its quiet as a library and has feminine colors.
    Solution: wear headphones and workout, hit the massage chair/bed and leave.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice photoshopped greta boobs

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looking like a fat lunch lady at 20 something
    So this is the power of the environment conscious diet...

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