I’m starting my blast of test Cyp 500mg weekly next Monday. What should I prepare for besides jacking off a lot and being in an irritable mood often
Im starting my blast of test Cyp 500mg weekly next Monday.
I’m starting my blast of test Cyp 500mg weekly next Monday. What should I prepare for besides jacking off a lot and being in an irritable mood often
I'm horny and angry.
If I do steroids will this get better or worse?
>What should I prepare for besides jacking off a lot and being in an irritable mood often
How long have you been lifting for?
No one's going to force you to jack off at all, and irritation is a sign something's off.
Just don't read pornographic cartoons.
How about you go talk to a girl your age instead of shooting up chinese shit?
I tried that Josh.
>go talk to a 42 year old "girl"
No thanks.
I'm not calling you a pedo, calm down. I've dated 19 year olds.
It's just that usually your age feels more natural to approach and dates are more fun. Younger girls are great for hookups but not interesting besides that at all. Milfs are a rare breed, I hope I can express a seasoned opinion sometime soon.
>How about you go talk to a girl your age instead of shooting up chinese shit?
Women my age are your mom's age, I want YOUNG PUSSY.
>talk to a girl your age
Why are redditors so obsessed with age?
>Horny and angry
U have sufficient T just stack
Angry is an estrogenic effect, not test
>hairy armpits
I am rock hard
smell armpits sex
armpits should not be hairy anon, but all women should be sporting a full bush to sniff
Would.
Now that's a well built slampiggie if I do say so myself.
Thanks for sharing anon. I hope I can find a girl built like her one day to marry.
all the homosexual fetishists need to frick off back to their subreddit
When I was a whippersnapper I used to love the poorly written mom/son cartoons that used to get posted on /b/ every now and then. I could fap 3-4x in a row to that shit.
https://hitomi.la/cg/ore-no-kaa-chan-%7C-my-mother-english-1408957
cheers
>mother
Wtf is wrong with japs?
>Wtf is wrong with japs?
freedom of expression and severe lack of morals
Better than newbie mutts like you that actually befriend Black folk. You lack anything but a brain full of McDonald's and
You seem angry at people that aren’t real
I think you need help
It’s a country where being publicly horny is shamed so they go to prostitutes and incredibly degen fiction instead for their relief. Hell Japanese girls won’t even bat an eye if their husband is fricking dubiously aged prostitutes as long as it’s “just sex” and no one they know catches them
We've seen the same video lol
Probably. I gotta stop watching reels it’s rotting my brain. But I’ve also been to Japan and the prossie shit is real.
>I gotta stop watching reels it’s rotting my brain
This shit is evil. When I first found it on IG I thought it's a cringe tiktok clone and ignored it, then it showed me a couple of genuinely funny gym jokes, then I checked it out a few times, it suddenly had Christianity "edits" and jokes about the Balkans, then at some point it became a propaganda app and I hadn't even noticed.
I grew up without computers and the internet and to see this feel so normal is shocking. I added "excluded words" on the thing and it didn't do shit, it kept showing me the most demoralizing shit known to man, and transexuals, and Tate, and all that bullshit.
I don't watch it but the only thing on my DMs is other jacked dudes sending me steroid joke reels. It's all so weird sometimes.
Anon you know that it's very common for Japanese mothers to frick their sons, right?
Just because I called you "bro" and fricked your Asian mom doesn't mean it's the norm in Japan
homie I'm speaking from experience. I've had sex with my mom, and a couple of my friends have had sex with their moms as well.
What the frick
It's an unspoken thing here. Moms who get pressured to marry young tend to have higher sex drives (at least that's how my mom explained it to me), and since my dad is always out late my mom could either risk an affair (which would ruin her socially) or have sex with me. If you ever hear Japanese moms mention "at-home tutoring sessions", this is what they mean.
I live in Japan, my mom and dad are Japanese, and I'm telling you about Japanese customs. What the frick do you think?
I was 15, my mom was 34 when we had our tutoring session. It was a one off thing, and my dad knew about it (I don't know if that was normal but he wasn't mad at either of us, we never really talked about it after it happened).
this is what anons want to do to their dauthers. do japanese dads frick the dauthers?
It's not as common. A big reason it happens between moms and sons is because women are expected to be housewives, meaning they are expected to be home all day taking care of chores and children. If a father is put in this position with his daughter, he means he is not out supporting his family, which means he has failed as a Japanese male.
How does her having a one time sex with a virgin satisfy her sex drive though? I think that’s a good age, I wanted to frick my mom when she was 34 for sure. Isn’t it pretty much expected for japs to cheat on each other in marriage? Sex seems like not a big deal over there, women are pretty easy to get into bed.
I honestly don't know. Like I said, we never talked about it afterwards - I never really wanted to bring it up, and my mom never really made me feel like she wanted it again. I love my mom though, so it's okay. As far as cheating goes, it's really dependent on the area, though as a whole it's all unspoken - very few women here are willing to openly discuss their affairs. The metropolitan areas are where you're more likely to find desperate housewives, but the more rural you get the more traditional the families are, meaning actively cheating with a stranger is more frowned upon - hence the tutoring sessions.
homie you were molested. That shit is not normal anywhere. and if it is it would be documented. What is documented is infidelity, on both sides, in japan, which is huge. But people usually just find other adults to cheat with. Your mother was part of the infidelity group and thats common in jap, but what is uncommon is choosing your son as your partner in crime.
>What is documented is infidelity
Yes because I'm sure women are just lining up to talk openly about fricking their sons. Just because it isn't reported doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Also, don't fricking call my mom a molester.
your mom is a child molester. she sexually molested a child. let's call a chair a chair, a rock a rock and a child molester a child molester.
Right. And my friend's moms, they're molesters too, right? Frick you, you don't know shit about Japan or me, so don't act like a fricking expert.
did your friends moms also molest children? then yeah they are child molesters too. funny how child molesters tend to move in circles.
dirty folks in Arkansas tend to frick their immediate family members, we call them incestuous perverts, we don't just blame it on them being from Arkansas. stop blaming Japan for your mom being a child molester
>I'm a good goyim.
kys redditor
it's ok, now the healing can begin. have you considered seeing a therapist about what your mom did to you? cause it's super fricked up, and then indoctrinating you into thinking it's some sort of Japanese custom bruh your mom is hella fricked up
>Have you considered seeing a therapist.
Even more reddit than your previous comment.
Who the frick are you to comment on my life and culture? Are you Japanese? No. You are a fricking idiot Westerner who thinks you know everything. Frick you, frick you for insulting my mother. Go die.
here you are coping by saying it's a Japanese custom again. poor guy. I feel really bad for you. thats some fricked up shit and I hope you don't marry a child molester who decides to frick your children and then tell you it's normal and customary. I bet if you told the local police that your mom fricked you they'd just laugh and say "well yeah all our moms frick us when we are little" right? we are japanese, or moms are all child molesters it's national tradition"
Frick you.
In the cities you probably could, but I don't see why you'd want to when you could just go to soaplands.
It was...weird. My mom did ask me if I wanted to do it, and since I was a horny teenager I was all for it. But since it was my first time it was really difficult and I didn't know what I was doing. Her only rule was to not finish inside her, and I kind of just went at her for a bit before pulling out and finishing on my bed. She said I did okay right after the fact, but upon reflection it probably did suck for her, which makes me really sad. Honestly I'm glad I did just to say I'm not a virgin, and me and my mom get along fine, but there is a part of me that wishes I had more experience before it happened, because it would have been nice to make it good for her too.
well if it's any consolation I'd frick your mom too if given the chance. Can't believe your dad would be ok with her making the advance like that, what's wrong with Japanese men? Does everyone just develop madonna-prostitute complexes about their wives and stop banging them?
I have never asked my parents about their sex life, but given how late he works I'm pretty sure they don't have sex for months at a time. If I had to guess I'd say he was okay with it specifically because it was me and not a stranger, but I don't know for sure and probably never will.
Will you please just frick off already?
It honestly didn't affect my fitness at all. I only recently got into actually getting fit, at the time I was focusing more on school than extracurriculars.
maybe you should ask your dad then. hey dad what do you think about the time mom fricked me. go on, ask.
Even if I wanted to (and I know you're just mocking me) I don't live with my parents anymore.
Like
said, if you buy condoms everyone assumes you're either a sex worker or you are going to visit a sex worker. That's why a lot of NTR doujins make a big deal out of making a dude force a woman to buy condoms.
>nobody is commenting on your life and how you dealt with incest. we're just explaining to you got molested by your mother
By calling my mother a molester you are insulting her by putting her on the same level as those bastards who prey on high school girls. I don't care if you are trying to be factual, you are still insulting my mother. What we did was consensual, she did not force me to do anything. So frick off.
>It really gets immeasurably easier to get sex once you’ve done it.
If that is true then I must have terrible luck. I am 28 now and I have only had sex a couple of times since my tutoring session.
What’s wrong with fricking a high school girl, they’re over 16?
Raping high school girls is kind of a bad thing, anon
It’s not rape if it’s consensual
Interesting read, anon. Thank you for sharing. Would you say the "tutoring" was a positive, negative or neutral experience for you?
Cool story now post pics of your mother
How did this affect your overall fitness? Did you start to lift or wanted to lift more often? Did it affect your perspective on cardio and if so did you try to add more cardio to your exercise routine? Did it make you want to be overall stronger?
LMAO if I lost my virginity to my own fricking MOTHER I would kill my self
>at least I'm not a virgin
lol galactic cope
did you actually enjoy it? Or would you have preferred if she just cheated like other housewives?
I'm not here for the moral debate but (assuming this isn't just a larp) how was it? Did you enjoy the act? Did you want to do it again after? Was she into it or just needed the sex?
>I'm not here for the moral debate but (assuming this isn't just a larp) how was it?
It felt really nice, we got to do it without a condom (all the old people in my town get really weird about people buying condoms).
>Did you enjoy the act?
At the time I did, now it's honestly kind of embarrassing - I don't regret doing it, but I do wish I had been more sexually skilled.
>Did you want to do it again after?
I did at first, and sometimes I randomly get the urge to even now. But my mom made it clear it wasn't going to happen again, and I've made peace with that.
>Was she into it or just needed the sex?
I think she just needed the sex, and like I said, I don't think she enjoyed it very much. She and I didn't kiss or anything like that, it was just straight sex.
>(all the old people in my town get really weird about people buying condoms).
i can see that, old japanese ladies seem the type to freak out over having casual sex
nta but apparently the taboo in Japan is that condoms are for sex workers. You apparently shouldn't use a condom with your gf/wife/mom
>meet with a jap girl from bumble
>doesn’t ask me to use a condom
>nut inside her multiple times
>go with her to get morning after pill later
I thought she was on bc since she didn’t say anything, I guess it’s rude to ask for that there.
Sounds awesome, I wouldn’t have been a kissless virgin into my late twenties if this happened to me. It really gets immeasurably easier to get sex once you’ve done it.
lmao those poor jap men. all their women are wiener carrousels for any random, diseased foreigner. no wonder their birth rates are fricked and their men are shutins
Yes. No wonder your society is degenerating. Those bombs did more than kill hundreds of thousands, they killed your very souls.
It seems it would have been a mercy to wipe you all out to the last. At least then this evil would never have been perpetrated.
If incest is as culturally acceptable as you claim then it would be documented just like infidelity. Do you really think thay these surveys are not anonymous? or that japs dont view bastards or prostitutes who cheat in a poor light? they do. its shameful. They just accept it more as a shit part of life.
nobody is commenting on your life and how you dealt with incest. we're just explaining to you got molested by your mother
>molested
molestation has a negative connotation and implies the sexual contact was unwanted. no clue if thats the case or not but maybe thats why anon got so upset
>The metropolitan areas are where you're more likely to find desperate housewives
Brb, moving to metropolitan Japan
>not targeting some wealthy countryside family
I want to become the dirty clan secret everyone utilizes for family harmony
I just want to be the milf pussy slayer, always has been my fantasy
I just had a brilliant idea. What if we started a IST "counseling service" for housewives in Japan? We could dress it up like a therapy/counseling service except actually it's just a front for western gigolo's to come and smash jap milfs.
You could even frame it as a way to save the family, hell maybe the wives can even bill their husbands. As far as he's concerned his wife will stop nagging him and will be more relaxed, so the service will be worth it
Lol good luck getting a visa, let alone citizenship. Unlike the gaping butthole that is the west, they actually give a shit about maintaining their culture and society.
so if you're rich and can ensure privacy does that mean you're able to swim in the jap milf pussy? Something like a starting a fake start-up and "hiring" them would work yeah?
Are you white?
That would be really hot if your mom was still young. Japan is based tbh.
>people believing this fanfic
i'm appalled @ how dumb the people i share this board with are
Frick u milk drinker
It used to be more common bt has gone down in recent years due to new laws and enforcement
used to be done a lot post ww2 and before the 2000s
you have to do it much more discretely these days
all the high test japs got merked during ww2
then the nukes made them effeminate and gay
it's tragic, really
>2023
>not having an oedipus complex
I seriously cant think of anything more high test than wanting to frick your mom.
You are being exposed to the lowest of Japanese porn but ignore the depravity of American/western porn.
I am not defending Japan, I just want you to understand that they are basically the same
hope you're taking hcg with that
HCG isn't necessary tbh
I heard it makes orgasms feel better so I always took it
body hair
It really depends. Test never puts me in a bad mood. I feel super calm and at peace with everyone even up to 750mg. I jerk off a lot and want to cum inside everything. I get acne for anything above 150mg per week. You'll find out a month in.
people will tell you you look bloated
why do they have to make them so disgustingly big? I think that's why people prefer flat anime girls, because the alternative is this
ahh. my favorite fitness thread
I look like this.
L O N D O N, O H I O
She's asking two questions which one is the homosexual answering
some fat greasy weeb sitting there fantasizing about being a little japanese boy getting molested by his hot japanese mommy - made himself a whole fricked up little fantasy world, off to beat his meat looking at mommy hentai after he pulls up his fat folds
This is exactly what is happening here and I can't believe people are actually dumb enough to fall for it
>they fell for the classic double bait
midwits always think they know better, its so funny
I wish I could get a bwc alpha bull for my mom
What the frick is that haha
what the frick am I reading?
LMFAO!!!
>ITT: morons falling for obvious LARP bait
I frick my mom too, can I derail the thread next?
Oh no we derailed such a useful question with an incredibly relevant image
Just ordered enough anavar powder to last years. I've been on 200mg test. What's a good dose of anavar? I'm thinking 34mg because these little scoops of the powder are each 17ish mg.
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This is why the earth is hollow!
that the vitamin chunks what?
Are of a more similar density to the water and resistant to move due to friction and electromagnetic bonds.
lmfao roidtrannies