I'm starting to suspect you guys are unironically homosexual
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I'm starting to suspect you guys are unironically homosexual
I'm starting to suspect you guys are unironically homosexual
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>post hot girl
>IST starts talking about how their jerkbuddy would like that
you don't say
slow learner, eh?
Wrong. Actual IST is straight as an arrow, but acts kinda gay because throughout history bros making unserious homoerotic jokes has been funny.
Unfortunately this has attracted actual gays that can't tell the difference and who don't IST in.
>kinda gay
Fit is flamboyantly homosexual. How the frick is this just "kinda" gay?
No homo.
I FRICK MEN
I SUCK THEM OFF
I LIFT WEIGHTS
I SUCK THEM OFF
WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT HETEROSEX
PICREL
b....but im trying my best to squatmaxx and be cute for someone else (male) :ccc
H...hot c:
I don’t get it
*mghghhh*
What are we looking at?
*MMGMGHGHGMGGHGMHHGHHH*
Soon there will be public burnings of you homosexuals that will make sodom and gomorra look like a candle in comparison.
ILL FRICK YOUR BUTT AND BRING YOU WITH ME TWINK BOY
I started working to pull femboys
Not homosexuals
I am straight as frick bro
How so
Here is a scientific list of LEAST gay to most gay:
>wholseome dicky marriage (historical norm, 100% straight)
>rape, sex slavery, breeding farms
>being an incel forever
>sex with feminine girls(male)
>hooking up with roasties/fat chicks
>DL spartan style bro-love
>regular marriage (slavery+) to a 21st century woman
>dating (slavery trial edition) to a woman
>hairy poopoo lgbt gaysex (ew)
>copulating with black women
As you can see, there are limited instances where sex with a girl(male) can be less gay than sex with a bio-wymyn, especially if she’s black.
>dating (slavery trial edition) to a woman
Thats right uncle Tim, you WILL be a house homie to your woman massa
*inhales*
To be a true man boyos, you have to have the skillset to be able to grovel before, and entertain, and persuade, coom addled, ADHD addled, SSRI addled, social media addled sub 80IQ sloots to spread their legs for you. Otherwise you cannot feel like a true man. And that, that, is the quintessence of the bull-dyke mindset. The gynocentric shaming language. The religious and fanatical toxic pedestalisation of “free” pussy. Defining your masculinity and your very existence by approval from sub 80iq coomdumpster and their gynocentric society, and how much pussy you can ignobly slither and jestermaxx your way into for free at all costs. Stop trying to buy your manhood. You cant be a true man if you pay for sex. Ever.
Well in that case, in that case, all of the ancient greeks and romans, Persians, assyrians, Phoenicians, never had the chance to experience what it means to be a true man. They all died unfulfilled beta losers because they only ever had arranged marriages and banged slaves, and prostitutes, and raped the women of conquered men. They never had the chance to experience the life affirming gynocentric hunt of the modern day masculine alpha slayer court jester. They only ever knew a world where the women were mute, and feminine, and obedient, and raised to diligently serve the needs of men, even for pleb rights. What an absolutely androcentric nightmare…
Boyos, lets pour one out for achilles, Ajax and Agamemnon, and mark Antony and all the billions of ancient men who died without ever having the chance to be true men.
Underrated post
sorta kinda
Is that actually gay? Can a guy not enjoy wearing a pair of speedos while holding a volleyball? I dont see it.
You sound like a homosexual.
I am so fricking straight it's insane
The mere act of you making such a gay statement means you are in fact one of the biggest homosexuals in this very thread.
Relax, I'm not letting you suck my wiener
I bet you were crying when you typed that
Why can't men be objective and admit that having sex with guys occasionally can be fun
Men just don't smell the same bro. I just can't see it being enjoyable.
Just ask the guy to wear female deodorant and perfume. Easy as that bro
It's the natural smell that isn't there. Not the fake smells
You mean the pheromones? Does taking estrogen give them the smell?
Men and women smell different. There is nothing pleasurable about smelling a man if you aren't a homosexual. I assume a gay guy would not understand this. No idea if trannies get the female smell if they take enough estrogen, but considering most of them don't look like women despite the estrogen, I doubt it. And I probably will never try.
>no idea if trannies get the female smell if they take enough estrogen
yep, more precisely if you get normal cis girl levels of prostitutemoans you stop having mansmell
>but considering most of them don't look like women despite the estrogen, I doubt it
the ones that don't pass either started too late (often not by choice) or got hondosed
post body
Oh this nigher wants to frick oh yeah you stupid little Black person you think you can oil yourself up just to beat me at wrestling?
You should have seen this place in 2016. I had to leave for a few years because it was literally 90% just homosexuals
IST - fricking in twinks
/fit/- fitness femboy in my mouth
IST is a gay board jabroni
I could have sex with a man, no, I could suck a dudes duck and not even frick him and you'd be gayer than me.
i knew i was gay at 8 years old and there ain't nothin i can do about...being straight would've been a million times easier but such is life...stuck being some sort of evolutionary function that's made people reee for thousands of years....it really isn't that big of a deal, everyone should chill out
>being straight would've been a million times easier
lmao
in the sense of being able to have a normal family and not having to deal with all of societies insane beliefs about me
Finding love is way easier as a gay. So many guys who will work with you,
yeah but the dating pool is an order of magnitude smaller
>Finding love is way easier as a gay
to quote /gaygen/,
>gay monogamy exists
>love
yes homos actually feel real love...
Proof of this?
Where's your source for this scientific study?
I know what an erection feels like, Michael.
We're gay just not Freddie Mercury gay.
Yeah, Freddie mercury had talent
>28
duh WHITE twinks turn them on. They turn into Dr Jekyll when they dont get WHITE twink bussy
I have never fricked the ass of a man, I frick women. Super hard, and they love it and when i frick other women they cry, but after I do that they still frick me because I'm hot and have a tight bod.
Please frick me. Hard.
I am a man but I can be your little b***h. Your little dick butt boy man b***h.
I would never frick you. I don't frick men.
That is fine, but I will frick my own ass to you. Won't even lube it up because I peed on on poop stick just a minute ago. Now I'm going to go and frick myself.
Better not, I would never lather you down and oil you up before I frick you you stupid little b***h prostitute. When you get fricked, do you wish it is me who you have been fricked by?
I'd hate to get fricked in my ass, yet you get fricked in your ass. Hard. By other men.
Yet you come to a board dominated by horny homosexual men, curious.
>On fit
You're obviously repressing who you really are
I would never frick another man. Or suck his dick.
You have rimmed the ass of another person. And that person was a man.
Yet you come to a board dominated by horny homosexual men, curious..
This is a board of fitness, not homosexual sex. I shall peruse where I please, not ever in fear of images or gifs of man sex.
I am here for the betterment of my physique, not my lifts. Else I be sequestered into the likes of liftmonkeys peeling at the bananas of the fruits of the bar bell.
You type like a humongous homosexual though. I mean it, Ive never seen such homosexualry displayed via words.
>Just now
You're on fit buddy
Just because femboys make me horny doesn't mean I am gay.
You're fit sexual
At least 70% of men are. Id' say they're closer to being functionally asexual.
Why would they seethe so much about women if they were gay? That doesn’t make any sense
The most miserable people are the types that are both heterosexual (self-reported) but resent the opposite sex in every other aspect.
Goes for femcels too. They don't really like men.
Nah, I love pussy. I just hate women.
bump
you believe in "ironic homosexuality" to begin with?
Im going to Ironic your gaper homosexual hes a fricking homosexual like everyone besides me and three other anons that arent gaygays
Ass pumpers you say?
while technically im not sexually attracted to men, i have the same amount of girls as a gay man. that is zero. make of that what you will lol.
>been a furry since I was a kid
>in their social groups
>got into software development
>got into fitness
>now a gym rat
>still completely heterosexual
>there is no man I find attractive
How did I frick this up so badly? Can I still make it if I don't suck wieners?