>i'm sure to win because I've been working out consitently for over 10 ye-ACK!!! >*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>i'm sure to win because I've been working out consitently for over 10 ye-ACK!!!
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
your response?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Dodge every bullet*
    My turn

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this sperg punching his phone?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because someone caught him trying to frick teenage boys

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call my friends and we besiege him cutting off all supplies except water until he loses some fat. Then when he's lost enough, we pay him a visit and teach him how to eat healthy and exercise.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your response
    I'm dead so I can't respond.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Average /k/ poster looks exactly like that IRL.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charge him with a Legion Assault and finish him off with my machete gladius.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf2

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting as a grown man is stupid. Best case.
    You end up on probation.

    Nothing anyone can say to you is worth resorting to violence.

    Carry. If it’s not worth taking someone’s life over, just walk away.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best case you end up on probation
      What country?
      Where I'm from, if two men have disagreement to a point that they want to fight each other, they do so, preferably outside fine establishment they got intoxicated, after there is a clear winner, they go home to lick their wounds and plot for revenge.
      Calling police is pussy move and not manly at all. Police is for women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling police is pussy move and not manly at all. Police is for women.
        and guess what happens if a middle aged woman passing by sees the fight and "gets scared" because two men are "trying to kill each other"
        It's unlikely I know but still, just because the two men are in agreement it doesn't mean that they can't get in trouble

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >police arrives
          >two drunk guys fight
          >nothing's damaged
          >no one else got hurt
          >neither party files report
          >tells everyone to go home
          >makes sure no one drives drunk
          >case closed
          Many such cases.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting weights means you can't carry a gun
    I love that morons always think this way. It's the same shit as thinking meatheads are necessarily stupid.
    No actually, I was smart as frick before I started lifting and now I'm built, stacked and juicy and STILL mog your IQ and will embarrass you in a conversation.
    I carried before I started lifting and no actually, I WILL shoot you if I'm put in a self defence situation that requires lethal force.
    It's that simple and no amount of seething will change that. Must feel bad to be a moronic fat DYEL whose only pride is owning a relatively cheap commodity that anyone can easily obtain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. underage

      Go to bed gaygity gay

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        embarassing post

        >t. moronic and/or DYEL

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body, edgelord

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      embarassing post

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump towards him over the bullets (he fat and not fast enough to react to this amazing feat of agility) hit him with a prop shredder to launch him into the air followed by air trick then helm breaker switch weapons, do a volcano with Beowulf and a DT explosion at the same time, easy.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a state-issued Glock g19 9mm

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingpin is back in town.
    Now Daredevil is fricked.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You assume youre the only one with a gun.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger muscles = bigger gun. Simple as.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies at 51
    >w what happened?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >on a 1v1 i will destroy this subhuman
    Go ahead then anon, challenge him:
    https://talksport.com/sport/1648264/eddie-hall-jacked-mma-sparring-footage-tom-aspinall/

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