im the same height as her. and im a guy

im the same height as her
and im a guy

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably don't make $25k steaming yourself sleeping every night either.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're broken, stop paying attention to this shit.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For girls like this, it's not enough to just have a good body, you've gotta have status AND cash.

    If you don't have a social media presence... the tour is over boyo. Pack it up. I'm talking MINIMUM 2,500 followers on insta and that's a really low number. What kind of male gets this amount of followers? For 1, being jacked, diced, and of course the money to be able to at least allude that you have an interesting life. For me, it's the car scene. I'm already jacked so sprinkling gym selfies on my profile is already in check. Rolling videos in the Shelby with a The Soft Moon song playing in the background? Yup. Flexing outside my SUV to the women know I own 2 cars? Check. It's a mog eat mog world and only the moggiest frick women like this

    And before some string bean zoomer talks about "I frick and am skinny" yeah, that works for girls who are 18 and under but once you become an adult you're competing with the big dogs. And anything under $150,000 a year gets you scraps.

    Anyways, first impressions are important. I don't have to exit my car let alone speak to someone for them to realize I'm top of the food chain. First they hear, then they see my car, and then they see me and it's like I'm a frickin celebrity. I guess if I was some nerdy homosexual like you, you might as well drive an Accord. But for me, nah. The car has to match the person driving it and that's why I drive a Shelby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pasta

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pasta
        I'm literally the most Alpha/intelligent person on this board. Pic related, I'm sure you recognize me. I output what you nerds call "copypastas" by just making everyday posts. The vast majority people around here are low test beta males who are incapable of producing anything of value so when you come across someone who actually has sex and doesn't have the attention span of a squirell, it's so foreign that you can't possibly imagine it being original.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > 'm literally the most Alpha/intelligent person on this board. Pic related, I'm sure you recognize me. I output what you nerds call "copypastas" by just making everyday posts. The vast majority people around here are low test beta males who are incapable of producing anything of value so when you come across someone who actually has sex and doesn't have the attention span of a squirell, it's so foreign that you can't possibly imagine it being original.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >status and cash
      >literally sells garbage on ebay for a living
      sorry bucko, no woman or man will respect you. esp with taht wienery attitude. the cure for your mental moronation is a dick up your ass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately says some gay shit
        Lmao oh no some homosexual IST incel doesn't respect me, whatever will I do? Hahahahaha holy shit you people are all so deluded its unreal. Does a lion care if a some maggot grub doesn't "respect" it? Do you REALLY think I care if the human equivalent to a maggot respects me? LMAOOOOO
        >hurr durr but you're replying!
        homie I am here SOLELY to shit on you nerds. It's like me pissing off the balcony of a penthouse party I'm at, aiming for the peasant below and you being on the street yelling back up at me "you care about me!!!" hahahahhahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > For girls like this, it's not enough to just have a good body, you've gotta have status AND cash.

      If you don't have a social media presence... the tour is over boyo. Pack it up. I'm talking MINIMUM 2,500 followers on insta and that's a really low number. What kind of male gets this amount of followers? For 1, being jacked, diced, and of course the money to be able to at least allude that you have an interesting life. For me, it's the car scene. I'm already jacked so sprinkling gym selfies on my profile is already in check. Rolling videos in the Shelby with a The Soft Moon song playing in the background? Yup. Flexing outside my SUV to the women know I own 2 cars? Check. It's a mog eat mog world and only the moggiest frick women like this

      And before some string bean zoomer talks about "I frick and am skinny" yeah, that works for girls who are 18 and under but once you become an adult you're competing with the big dogs. And anything under $150,000 a year gets you scraps.

      Anyways, first impressions are important. I don't have to exit my car let alone speak to someone for them to realize I'm top of the food chain. First they hear, then they see my car, and then they see me and it's like I'm a frickin celebrity. I guess if I was some nerdy homosexual like you, you might as well drive an Accord. But for me, nah. The car has to match the person driving it and that's why I drive a Shelby

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Her

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and im a guy
    so is 'she'

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: SHES DATING AN ASIAN GUY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of egirls are, the hear of the changs is now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes also in an open relationship and has done porn with black dudes

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's kick streamer merc off da perc. Her brown nipples on her 6'1 frame make me diamonds.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a dude

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's her height fricktards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      google says 5'4

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was rejected by a 5/10 former meth addict the other day.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes 4'8. thats still taller than the average sea monkey

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been like a year has anyone proven she was lying about her abusive husband?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it. It's pretty hard to cry for real like that if you are acting. Plus I doubt he'd agree to be villainized like that publicaly to everyone just to stir up drama.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based chang keeping his b***h in line while he reaps the rewards for doing nothing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls cry about everything. Hysterics don't prove anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was telling some pretty obvious lies yet no one seems to care. Curious.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          like what?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as her

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