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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it in 39:57. What now, chud?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Hafthor

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall get mogged by his daughters

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yall

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure what this one is trying to convey. The kid with blonde hair in the back is supposed to represent troonjak as a child (who was once friends with chud), at least that was the case in the sharty thread where that drawing of the two kids was first posted. So why is there an adult blonde kid as well as the troon? Why are the chuds pointing at the guy?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        both blonde and purple hair guys are troons, blonde got killed with a rod of asclepius (medicine) and the furies (chudjaks) screech at purple guy for it

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, that's really intriguing.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          obviously blonde and purple are the same guy and he metaphorically killed himself by trooning out

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            shit, you're right, although it wouldn't match the original painting

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cover of a normal painting. I don't recall the name or the artist, but it is a similar style to Rembrandts Night watch.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's "Orestes Pursued by the Furies" by William-Adolphe Bouguereau

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can see the similarities

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        the blonde kid got groomed into being a troony and got killed with big pharma drugs by the troonjak and the chuds are to avenge their lost friend

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a postworkout foursome with them

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems very very unlikely that he would be able to do 100 pullups in any amount of time

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS THIS THIS
      There is no fricking way.
      His arms are no where buff/ripped enough for me to believe he can do 100 pulls AND 200 push in 1 day.
      Let alone with a weight vest.

      also
      >little girls doing 25 pulls & running a half mile
      WTF EVER

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pull ups for kids aren't very hard if they're not fat. There's a reason why monkey bars have been a playground thing forever.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    what i dont get is why he posted this

    who is this for

    and that "facial expression" is so bizarre

    why not just stand smiling with your kids and caption it

    "happy memorial day , thank you murphy for you're challenge , it's a great work out"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wants to eliminate the pasty weak guy image people have of him and eventually run for president

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's showing what regular humans should be posting on their facebook page. An example of regular human posting.

      https://i.imgur.com/n6C30Nj.jpg

      imagine being mogged by ZUCK

      Pretty good for a lizard.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He went from being a sperg to being ax extremely wealthy sperg. He can't form human connections. It's also why he chose a Chinese woman to marry.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he married a Chinese women in some sort of failed attempt to access Chinese markets.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is probably a CCP spy now that I think about it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just a Facebook post, dude. It’s the kind I shit people post and he’s showing his relatability.
      Also,
      >thank you murphy for you're challenge
      He isn’t going to post a grammatically incorrect sentence like that

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you think the impending doom of whats coming to him finally drove him to start working out? it wont save him.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't Ruck the Zuck

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys apparently a legit black belt in brazilian israelite jitsu. Wish I was lying

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    zukerberg owns a plate carrier (with plates) and you don't? kinda pathetic.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's memorial day
    >A billonaire and one of the richest men in the world says he is gonna honor it.
    >It's just humble-bragging about doing some workout, not a donation of any sort.
    How insecure is he?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes so little sense (but also perfect sense of you consider his mentality). He could make a grandstanding announcement saying he's donating x million to whatever veterans charity and look like a total chad but instead he's doing some gay meme redditor workout like your typical coping soi gay.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because zuckerberg IS a gay meme redditor he just happened to luck out and get rich.
        That's where all the "zuckerberg is an alien" memes comes from. He's literally just high profile neuro-atypical but not in entertainment so he doesn't have a personality.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do normoids actually think they can do 100 real pull ups in a day?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=479
      nevermind

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are valid pull ups chud

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you will about crossfitters and their goofy ass pullups but if top athletes of that sport struggle to get this under 40 mins there is no way this fricking guy did it in 40 mins.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really worship some literally who soldier I presume got blown up by third worlders?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but he protected them so they did not have to speak German (but Mexican and get shot be Blacks while in school learning about the hundrets of genders). True heros deserve being worshipped.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did not have to speak German
        >Michael Patrick Murphy (May 7, 1976 – June 28, 2005)...
        >his actions during the War in Afghanistan.
        moron

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even worse, tbqh.
          If he fell in one of the world wars he would at least have been on the winning (kinda, longterm meh) side, this way he died for basically nothing. Crazy that burgers acutally know/worship people that died in these "wars".

          https://i.imgur.com/uB8TtDB.jpg

          I looked it up and it was some guy that died in the invasion of afghanistan in 2005. His wikipedia article is full of hero worship dick riding about how he protected a moron and a bum while in highschool.

          F

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked it up and it was some guy that died in the invasion of afghanistan in 2005. His wikipedia article is full of hero worship dick riding about how he protected a moron and a bum while in highschool.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          "g-guys war in afghanistan was for our protection!!"

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you a terrorist? A putin puppet like drumpt? Support ukraine!

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was the only way to stop a imminent full scale invasion by taliban ground forces.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think the reason was?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              giving american pharmaceutical companies easy acess to afghani poppy fields?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ black belt and 5k run in sub 20

    zuck mogging most of fit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with his arms

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all that hgh and test
      >wife still has bigger legs
      ayyyyyy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        big legs are a feminine feature

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie is W A R R E A D Y

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING PRO ZUCKERBERG PROPAGANDA

    the little soulless rat profitted off selling us all out and then you fricking mongs are like hes heckin running like me! Omg bjj based!!!!

    Hes one of the most evil people of our time and has had a negative impact on all your lives greater than almost anyone else for his personal gain but he heckin did pushups wow based mark!!!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just step out of a time machine from 2010?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zuck didn't do anything lmao he is just a face for the cover
      Lifelog project was in development long before mark made facebook, and facebook would be made without mark just the same.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre an idiot, its not an intelligent coordinated thing, its a low iq opportunistic rat selling us out, hes mega rich because he sold us, hes not the face hes a fricking evil slimey rat, youre going to give him a pass based on some made up voodoo bullshit

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be new here.
          Try googling Lifelog Project before you talk shit like that again you piece of fricking shit moronic Black person brained homosexual. Know your place and lurk more.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok so one of the richest people in the world who made all that money from selling out normal people should be ignored because theres a secret shadow council, youre either a glowie or an idiot

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a moronic newbie. I'm not gonna spoon feed you. Also
              >Zuck
              >One of the richest in the world
              what a moron lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                85 billion

                We're talking actual facts here not your /misc/,/ rumors

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >METAs estimated networth is 85 billion
                >That means Cuckenberg has 85 million dollars
                No, you're literally moronic.
                I wish I could go back to being a moronic blissful ignorant like you

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah man you see its fricken lizard rothchilds NWO

                >while the slimey evil zuckerberg walks past and gets no negative attention

                Fricking clown

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh lizard boogeymen
                Literal moron.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pure evil starring you in the face
                >nah you sheeple dont get it bro hes nothing, theres a shadow council behind him you guys are so naive
                >pure evil walks away

                Clown

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DARPAs LIFE Log Project doesn't exist bro
                Literal moron.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes yes keep repeating your moronic distraction

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Black person tier moron holy shit lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That post literally had zero content, why are you doing this?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine calling other anons newbies when you're still in your /misc/ schizo phase

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick Jo you dumb bigger monkey subhuman amerimutt you will never be anything but a failed genetic freak

              Lurk more.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick Jo you dumb bigger monkey subhuman amerimutt you will never be anything but a failed genetic freak

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >selling us all out
      Speak for yourself, moron, I never had facebook profile because guess what? I'm not moronic like you, moron.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, frick this homosexual ameriisraelite Black person subhuman asperger mentally ill weirdo sociopath GINGER

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda cringe that the military of my country does the murph challenge. Don’t we have our own fallen soldiers to commemorate

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      in Germany? No, you dont get to have a national identity.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be honouring evil nazi villains! You are not a nazi, are you???

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        B-but by now we also fought some wars for tolerance and diversity and lost some soldiers doing so...

        aren't there more US-troops stationed in Germany than there are German troops?

        It is pretty bad but not that bad. Bundeswehr still got 5-6 times the soldiers the burgers have here.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets confronted with a fair and absolute logical counterargument
          REEEEEEEEEEEEE

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where was any REEEE in my post? Can you read by any chance?

            What do you think the reason was?

            Probably 2 reasons:
            >after 9/11 simply show the people that they take some action (doesn't matter if useful/justified or not, doing something always looks better than doing nothing)
            >war always is big money

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haha excuse me anon but you dont seem to understand my post, it was the satirical reaction of a woke antifa type of person being confronted with your counterargument.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so you were merely pretending to be moronic

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't there more US-troops stationed in Germany than there are German troops?

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would like to see his form so that i could discredit his supposed achievement while laying on my bed
    seriously though when someone claims such big numbers, there's no way he did pullups pushups squats correctly, lots of ways to cheat especially when tired

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Zuck is richer than you, fitter than you and has a family unlike you
    How do I cope with this bros?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's stopping you from starting now

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest case of no ass I've ever seen

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl is 7 years old. Please have a nice day

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you know how old she is? You sick frick

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      commit end life

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The girl is 7 years old. Please have a nice day

        newbies go back please and enjoy all your le being zuckberg memes on reddit

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          End it. NOW.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are not an oldgay, Black person

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that shoulder to hip ratio
      thats a man

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a little kid, you dumb homosexual

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual lizard didn't do 100 pull ups in a vest in 40 minutes.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he didn't. If you read his post, he did 100 pull ups, 300 squats, ran 2 miles and 200 pushups all in sub 40 minutes.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        His upper body looks dyel there’s no way he can do 200 pushups and pullups in one hour.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          With a 20 lbs west btw.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kanye look
    ZUCK NO, you can't say what kind of doctor it was!

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If true, I'm extremely impressed.
    >100 Pullups weighted is pretty fricking hard

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are telling me you guys browse IST and believe a guy with a physique like that is doing 600 reps and running two miles at once? You guys just want to have a reason to give up. You just want to be like "ugh I workout two hours a day every day and I can't even do as many pullups as zuck can." "I might as well just stop suffering for my mediocre gains, and relax back into the state when i was experiencing the most pleasure being a comfy fatty." This mindset is disgusting, just try to be better than you were in the past. Media tries to demoralize you and make you feel powerless so you can be easily manipulated and enslaved. As a man you develop skills because you enjoy working on them. Mastery of skills should become a point of confidence for your mental health, showing you that you can defeat any new challenge because you were strong enough to master x skill. When you master skills they also serve as tools to extract more value for you out of this world that is rewarding your complacency so they can use your life for their success. Everyone wants to be a victim so they don't have to be responsible if their lives are suffering.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also did it with 20 lb vest and in less than 40 minutes.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way this dyel homosexual can do more than 25 consecutive pushups lmao

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is murphy? What a phaggot.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a back stabbing israelite reptile with half chinsect offspring
    >mogging any actual human ever
    Good one OP.

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