>Impresses everyone at the gym
>Looks cool as frick
>Gives you a better, more aesthetic body than bodybuilding
>Constant mires from chicks
>Fun
Why are you not doing oly lifts, anon?
>Impresses everyone at the gym. >Looks cool as fuck. >Gives you a better, more aesthetic body than bodybuilding
>Baldmaxxing
>Gives you a better, more aesthetic body than bodybuilding
kek good one
Cope.
klokov was on shitloads of gear in this picture lol
You think that's more aesthetic than someone like Frank Zane?
I unironically do.
Are you a homosexual looking for a nice bear to be your daddy?
No. From the way you write, I can tell you are an actual homosexual though.
I can be your daddy baby
No.
Don't be shy
Oly is cope for attention starved dyels that are shit at normal lifts and need something to act like they do a sport instead of just lifting weights.
Klokov abuses gear.
>babby's first time hearing about risk/reward
>He's too moronic to figure out how to minimize risk.
Looks like you minimized the risk of getting big.
Post body, fatty.
>ass status: hurt
>inherently bad risk/reward ratio
>"just le minimize the risk bro"
kek
>Being this moronic
>Being this out-of-shape
lol
>another episode of dyel thinking he discovered the holy grail of fitness by doing some meme exercises
lol
lmao
>I look like shit and can't do anything athletically demanding
Go ahead, post body and prove me wrong (you won't).
>athletically demanding
you can't even do 20 pull ups lmao
I can. You can't though.
>I can
post them
I don't take videos of myself doing pull-ups.
so you can't do 20 pull ups, got it
How many muscle ups would it take to believe I can hit 20 pull-ups?
7 muscle ups
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OM7p1_hYP5I
>kipping
yeah I'm counting around 2
That's okay.
I accept your concession
*raises paw*
uhh, 20 pull ups is a lot
risk of injury is sky high without proper coaching / technique. It takes one bad lift to frick you up for a loooong time
It takes one bad lift of any exercise to frick you up for a long time. Maybe the elliptical machine is more your speed.
Unless you're trying to compete you're just gonna be a moron sitting at his desk at the office with his arm in a sling.
My arm is not in a sling.
Not yet
how much do you snatch and clean and jerk?
95/115.
post a video of you snatching 85 or more. i think youre a gay larper
alright fair enough, you talk like a gay though. stop calling them 'oly lifts' homosexual
What should I call them? Why does the term oly lift upset you so much?
its called weightlifting. only crossgays call it oly lifts
Duly noted.
>a lift so impressive that his hairline is receding by the minute
>a lift so impressive that all his remaining hairs are putting their hands up and begging for mercy
Watch from 0:55 lmao.
> destroys gym's floor
Have you ever set foot in a gym?
>better, more aesthetic body than bodybuilding
level oly is dominated by pudgy dyels and fatasses
>elite level oly is dominated by pudgy dyels and fatasses
Sure it is, bud.
>posts a roidtroon that gets outlifted by a fatass
>What are weight classes?
>b-b-b-b-but le weight classes!
repeat after me
got
outlifted
by
a
fatass
I LIKE TO GET STRONG WITH THE LOWBAR SQUAT AND DEADLIFTS AND THEN DO SOME OLY LIFTS ONCE IN AWHILE
Nice!
I am totally ruined by this board, every time I see an oly lift like that I am assuming he passes out lifting and snaps his neck with the bar. Probably saw that like 8 years ago but it's burned into my mind. Keep watching them though.
>clean over 3pl8
>look dyel
squatted 600 too
xD
Man with a 600 squat you know you could be cleaning way more if you learned how to actually lift right
a weightlifter with a 270kg squat would probably be c&j'ing 175-200kg and snatching 140-160kg,
you should be snatching what you clean right now
>Why are you not doing oly lifts, anon?
Because pic rel exists.
No it just looks wierd and gay.
Any Oly lifter Not on a boat load of gear looks like pure shit