>in Equinox
>blonde milf with a dumper walks by and smiles
>give her a laugh because I'm hahamaxxed jesterpilled
>she is visibly confused and looks away
>whatever plenty of fish
>later notice she got a man with her, doing pull-ups with shit form
>height and facemogs me however I neckmog and am clearly skinmaxxed out in this
>as I start recounting girth theory see him continue his shitty form
How do I go up and tell him? Maybe I could make a friend as Im newly goofpilled.
What on earth are you going on about
Holy hell
Meds
>average IST poster in 2023
OP, I could easily cut you down with my katana
you would not be able to jesterpilled silly billy goofmaxxer your way out of being sliced in two
also, I'm quite confident most people would find me funnier and more charming than you.
I fear that it is unfortunately over (for you)
based and redpilled
>this is the last thing some trafficked third worlder 10 year old sees
achievable natty?
damn hes got them breasts
How do you neckmaxx? I'm pretty auxiliarymusclepilled (I forearmmaxx and calfmaxx) but I'm a total neckcel bc. Lifts for this feel?
Blessed post
Might want to try hairmaxxing, also pumpfrauding, lightfrauding. If you're desperate you could even resort to makeupmaxxing or take the plastic surgery pill. I wouldn't recommend hahamaxxing, stoicpilling and silentmaxxing has yielded more for me.
all of that is stupid OP.
just take the cutemaxxing pill.
zany moment
>hahamaxxed jesterpilled
Fricking so based anon. Unfathomably based.
>Equinox
Just come out as a homosexual already
Bateman, is that you?
>grabbing protein pasta from the aisle so I can carbminn/proteinmaxx
>one box left
>solid 7/10 makeupfrauding girl also going for it
>no way I'm about to let this female cuck me into proteincel oblivion
>whisper "I NEED this" as to not arouse suspicion
>she looks at me bewildered, MY socialfraud failing
>stare back into her eyes while slowly reaching for the box
>eyecontactmaxxed opportunitymaxxed
>success
>hear a voice behind me "honey you ok?"
>turn around
>neckcel beardlet male however he wrist and heightmogs me
>clearly socialized well because she's not his looksmatch
>swiftly maneuver my cart away (evasionmaxx) as to avoid a fight (riskreward number theory)
>see them later at checkout looking at me
Who mogged?