In terms of the generation who would be the least effective Spartan warriors, which generation would it be?

In terms of the generation who would be the least effective Spartan warriors, which generation would it be? Are Zoomers the most harmless generation in history? I've never been frightened by a Zoomer.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    your days are numbered Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blud u can't even grow a peachfuzz beard lil niglet and probably never will the game was rigged from the start for your kind

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >erm.. only in ohio
        your mother will be raped

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh Ohio
          Even your kinds memes are corny dogshit try harder in the next life lil boy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spartan warriors were bred to be fricked as twinks by age 13 so zoomers would excel at it
    Spartans were all gay manlets

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think millennials or boomers are the weakest generation. They never developped any love for strength training or any sport enjoyment. Zoomers are probably the most gym-focused generation. Most people my age go to the gym, and I would say around 1/3 of them also did martial arts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. No. Zoomers are the gayest, weakest, most histrionic generation. It's not their fault but they were handled the worse hand in life to be strong and masculine. It's just the way they are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers go to the gym but I wouldn't say they're dangerous at all

        zoomers are sub human scum. the music of their generation is the worst out of all generations and it seems like 90% of their personalities are based around their stupid broccoli hair cuts. they are just soulless millennials.

        >umm the lightskin stare, ban ban style, omega gyatt, rizz lord, the ocky way, pizza tower it, only in ohio, dont forget W rizz, you goofy ahh blud
        my generation will have more culture than you will ever have

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Had to look it up what were you talking about.
          You think internet shitty things are culture.
          I can't even truly comprehend how fricked you are.
          I feel so sorry for zoomers, all day connected to a screen watching a cycle of shit to feel some dopamine and think this is some "culture". It's all so alien to me and I'm not even 30. How could practically an entire generation live more through a screen than actually live in reality? It confuses me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think any of that shit is a culture, and i know my generation is fricked, heres a better list of my "culture"
            >lightskin stare, ban ban style, omega gyatt, rizz lord, open na noor, the ocky way, pizza tower it, only in ohio, dont forget W rizz, ong, quandale dingle, and the grimace shake, squid game, let it griddy, baby gronk, skibidy toilet, uncanny style, i love lean, baller, im the biggest bird, one two buckle my shoe, give it a huggy wuggy, hand it to nathanielb, bussin fr fr, the wock to poland, it was a cannon event, mr beast, dont forget the thug shaker, you goofy ahh blud

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think any of that shit is a culture, and i know my generation is fricked, heres a better list of my "culture"
          >lightskin stare, ban ban style, omega gyatt, rizz lord, open na noor, the ocky way, pizza tower it, only in ohio, dont forget W rizz, ong, quandale dingle, and the grimace shake, squid game, let it griddy, baby gronk, skibidy toilet, uncanny style, i love lean, baller, im the biggest bird, one two buckle my shoe, give it a huggy wuggy, hand it to nathanielb, bussin fr fr, the wock to poland, it was a cannon event, mr beast, dont forget the thug shaker, you goofy ahh blud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers go to the gym but I wouldn't say they're dangerous at all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gym is just cope for people who didn’t play outside/play sports in their youth
      People were actually fit in the past. Going to an AC building and doing the same movements over and over again for 5 hours a week isn’t fit.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spartan warriors
    Frick off gayreek

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all generations in the west before zoomers had life on easymode. didnt even need to work hard to get anything. nowadays the average zoomer will have to work 2 jobs minimum to get half of what the previous generations got handed to them on a silver platter. fricking lazy boomers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again it's not about "le working two jobs" or "le gym", it's about who is dangerous. I've never met a Zoomer who has intimidated me, yet I meet millenials and even boomers like this all the time. Zoomers just aren't cut out to be soldiers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the oldest zoomers are what 25 or something? What do you expect from young men who haven't yet developed fully physically or mentally. I doubt you were some ubermensch giga mogging chad at 18

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i stop being so beta? I’ve only gotten into one fight in nearly two years now and it wasn’t even really a fight i was blackout drunk and swung at some guy a couple times then got chucked out the pub. I’m 5’7 and 170lbs but tubby and im 20. I struggle to get angry or act on my anger

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are sub human scum. the music of their generation is the worst out of all generations and it seems like 90% of their personalities are based around their stupid broccoli hair cuts. they are just soulless millennials.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another thinly veiled generation whining thread

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