Inb4 "dude weed lmao"

Anyone else love to get extremely baked before going to a public gym? Before I did this I hated going because it was insanely boring to me and had to force myself to go everytime but after I started doing this it became pretty much my favorite thing to do ever. I genuinely feind to go now.

Also somewhat but not really related I found out cannabis is in the same family (cannabacae) as hack berries, hops, plus a few trees I can't remember the name of and is more distantly related to roses, apples, figs and like 7000 other things in the order rosales which the family cannabacae is in hence picrel.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hated going because it was insanely boring to me
    Dopamine-fried stoners like you always say the exact same thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated going before I started smoking weed it was the weed that made me like it homie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and?

        Anon got you pegged. This is just embarrassing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie you get pegged homosexual ass

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie I’ll get pegged, how about that??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is more fun when you're high. Incel homies like are just mad they can't get their hands on weed because they don't go outside.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >bragging about "being able to find weed"
        >can buy it at 100 stores in every city in america now even in "illegal states"

        anon...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mommy would never buy you weed. Of course you can't get your hands on it even when it's that easy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            My mom has bought me weed before, and vice versa

            Your mom is just a stuck up b***h.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              mine throws mine away 🙁
              I think this is the biggest motivating factor for me moving out. It really puts a fire under my ass.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not old enough to buy legal weed
        >bragging about how weed is only a benefit to his life
        Ohhhh younganon youll see. Its all fun and games til you smoke your entire 20s away and youve become a giga loser without even realizing it happened

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/8vyPoHv.jpg

          Anon in my home state weed is easier to get (and cheaper) than alcohol lmao. Thinking it’s something to brag about just exposes what your standard is. You’re not cool for being a pothead drug addict.

          cringeanon you don't have to try so hard

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person you’re the one bragging about getting a cheap and legal drug and not being able to avoid boredom in the gym of all places without it.

            >I-I can quit any time

            You are an addict.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like black rifle coffee ;_;

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They may get memed on but Dude Wipes are actually good quality flushable wipes. Other brands tend to break apart when you try to pull a wipe from the pack but Dude Wipes almost never do that.

                They’re actually both decent quality brands I just think the advertising is fake and gay, especially BRCC. Just look up their politics and why their CEO got in scandals. The problem is guys treating their use of one or another “manly” products as indicative of masculinity. Like buying shittier more expensive moisturizer because it’s MAN MOISTURIZER WITH WHISKEY IN IT.

                Safety razors are actually awesome, you should look into getting one; on the other hand straight razors are a great example of a blatantly inferior product that is used because it makes some fat moron feel more manly.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They may get memed on but Dude Wipes are actually good quality flushable wipes. Other brands tend to break apart when you try to pull a wipe from the pack but Dude Wipes almost never do that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                use bidet

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              so fricking cringe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i unironically would buy weed on the internet at 16 and i never left my house. moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon in my home state weed is easier to get (and cheaper) than alcohol lmao. Thinking it’s something to brag about just exposes what your standard is. You’re not cool for being a pothead drug addict.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I smoked heavily on and off for years of my life and I never liked going to the gym high... only DYEL guys smoke weed before the gym. It makes you lazy, it makes your workout shit, it makes you more sensitive to pain/discomfort and once you start working out it just kills the high relatively fast anyways and leaves you in the hungover post stoned useless state where you are more interested in getting food than giving a shit about your next set.

    I couldn't imagine a worse drug to do before the gym. Its a great drug for AFTER the gym though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't doubt your lived experiences at all but I also don't doubt mine. Weed like any medicine really only benefits you if something is inherently wrong with you physically or mentally

      For me it
      >kills any and all social awkwardness from the tism
      >eliminates joint pain and my IBS symptoms
      >reduces the "burning" sensation I get from exercise allowing me to push to failure every time
      >feel more motivated to do things
      >make me not want to kill myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had the same problem as OP, finding workouts too boring and crushing self-defeatism
      Popping a 2mg edible and putting on criminal interrogation videos to listen to helps me focus on pushing through my sets while listening to voices that aren't my own telling me to give up.
      It probably isn't the best method but I've been way more consistent since doing this, and I usually hate taking cannabis.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finding workouts too boring and crushing self-defeatism
        That is a problem either within yourself or with your training. Spending an hour or less focusing on something shouldn't requiring taking a drug to accomplish. I'm not anti-weed either.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it's completely a me problem. Between work and life and my own self imposed standards I'm constantly stressed and on edge, pretty much in a permanent state of giving 5 different things 20% of my attention, and the edible helps at least bring that down to 2.
          I can't take it recreationally though I HAVE to be doing something that'll take at least an hour, it makes social interaction unbearable and idling results in massive panic attacks.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take a good preworkout man. Get one with 300 mg or less of caffeine that has some nootropics, a pump formula, and endurance ingredients. They make non-stim ones if you workout later in the day. That shit makes you not want to think about anything except lifting some fricking weights.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know how to run before 2022, and I barely did any physical exercise. Smoking weed (sativa) enabled me to start enjoying running and physical exercise in general: would blaze like an animal before going outside, and the high bewilderment would mingle with the physical one, allowing me to push through the latter.
        Only the out-of-shape anons know what I mean. When you're a stranger to physical exercise, the first few minutes are absolute hell and your mind is a battlefield.

        >putting on criminal interrogation videos to listen to helps me focus on pushing through my sets while listening to voices that aren't my own telling me to give up.
        This is why IST is the best place
        You are very based anon and I love you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      weed is cool man just get proper thc/cbd ratio like nature intended.

      >worse drug to do before the gym.
      diphenhydramine
      booze
      benzos
      ket/dxm/mxe
      benzydamine
      datura
      nitrous
      nutmeg
      hydroxyzine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only DYEL guys smoke weed before the gym. It makes you lazy,
      lmao do you realise how many pro strongman/powerlifters/bodybuilders smoke weed before a workout
      guys like martins licis are high all the time lol

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical stoner can’t enjoy anything unless high

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never enjoyed anything before I started smoking weed either so..

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't smoke anymore but even when I did this just seemed moronic to me. You are just making your workouts worse and potentially dangerous. Invest in a high quality pre-workout and smoke after your workout when you have that endorphin buzz.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the saddest thread in the catalog.

    Imagine not being able to enjoy life without having to literally completely alter your entire brain-state first. Just sad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fun to completely zone out and disregard normies. They deter from my workout

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your workouts shouldnt be "enjoyable" they should be excruciating self torture sessions. I just know youre a dyel with baby lifts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the escapist weed zombies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound autistic kek

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body homosexual I mog you 10000%

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are autistic, nothing can change that kek
            >muh torture sessions
            Lololololol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is what it is

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will occasionally do an edible when I just can't make myself do cardio (at home). Rowing machine while high is a lot of fun. Lifting while high seems dangerous though.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked to do intense bagwork kickbox 1hr trainings after a hasj joint. It began hard but after 10 min i became like the terminator.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop doing drugs

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gym is extremelly depressing. Everything is old as frick and DIRTY. I dont mind rust, but it is coveret by dust and even more older dust. It is terrible.

    Also there is almost any woman. I mean, there are 2. One is a giant black fat b***h that dont even workout, just talk.
    Other is another fat goblin that goes with her boyfriend but looks upset when the dude touches her because we (other guys) would notice the relationship.

    I force myself to go. Is a very depressing enviroment. It is cheap, like 60% the month subscription of any other gym and I got a 3 month plan.
    But I will jump ship at half my plan. I cant endure it anymore.
    I will start another one next monday. ONE WITH WOMAN, CLEAN AND WITH LIGHTS TURNED ON

    FUUUCK

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like working out and I like smoking weed. Together and separately. I need to find another plug though because mine always has indica. I need a high sativa or hybrid. I feel like you can do more reps when you're high. I don't now if this is confirmed though. I can't wait till I move to michigan or somewhere in new england where I can get beaucoup ganja and see which strains I like and don't like.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run-on sentence
    >spelling mistake
    >run-on unrelated sentence
    did you start smoking at 15? this post reeks of the kind of stoner brain damage that causes someone to spend 25 minutes with their fricking phone shoved in my face, showing me pictures on the internet, then thinking we had a "conversation."
    if you have to smoke weed to not be bored at the gym, you have major problems with your attention span and dopamine system.

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