>intensive full-body workout that lasts for hours and leaves your entire body sore
>can get paid while you do it
Why have you not taken the rake pill yet?
>intensive full-body workout that lasts for hours and leaves your entire body sore. >can get paid while you do it
I try to do things toddlers cant do in my workout.
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>has never raked a day in their lives
Raking is hard as shit. Especially when you have more than 5 mature trees dropping leaves like a mf. There's a reason nobody rakes anymore and either vacuums or pay landscapers. It's like shoveling snow. It's back breaking work that technology has surpassed. I still rake my leaves because I'd rather rake than pay some Mexicans to do it, but that shit takes a whole day and leaves you exhausted af
I think you meant digging.
Brother, I live in CNY. Raking leaves comes nowhere close to shoveling heavy ass wet snow. Raking leaves isn't hard, just say you're a weak as frick cardiolet and leave it at that.
>intensive full body workout
Children regularly rake leaves, anon.
OP is a zogbot
I think you meant digging. Raking is only tough for dystrophics
>leaves your entire body sore
CARLOS
>being so dyel you lift leaves for gains.
the day of the rake is upon us
I do landscaping for some extra money and to get a bit of fresh air, a little bit of manual labor feels good and is a nice change to office work.
I prefer the RAPE pill anon
>I sweep the house for a duck back pump
>Tomorrow I'm n going to fold laundry for forearm gains
>your lawn is covered in free fertilizer that also helps local wildlife flourish
>hmm I think I’ll gather all of this up and put it into a plastic bag to ship it off to a landfill
Leaves get raked into a giant mound, kids jump on it a few times, then I mulch it and spread it over the garden
>Kills your grass
>encourages mushrooms
No thanks. I'm more 50/50
Rake some, mulch some. I did a 100% mulch year and the year after I had 1000s of different mushrooms growing in my lawns
Theres no Canadians where I live
I even collect leaves from outside the yard and shred them for mulch. After 5 years of thick leafmulching my soil is an ecological paradise and a magnet to wildlife
I'm already on the window-making pill - similar effects, pays a bit better.
It's raining all day and cold
we didn't even get an autumn this year, it's going straight to winter
The superior chore is woodchopping.