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Is IST strong enough to join the Marines in 2024?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't make the run anymore as I'm out of practice
    if you gave me 3 months probably, I can do both pull and push ups easily and a 1:03 plank is nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so the answer is no? instead of typing all that you could've just typed NO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't run 1.5 miles in 13 fricking minutes???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he can, just means comfortably, like if you had to you can for sure.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >40 second plank (1:03 minimum)
    what did they mean by that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its probably american time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      40 seconds but no longer than 1:03 moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it means you have to plack for 40 seconds total, but you have 1:03 to do it. So if you need to stop for 23 second break in middle, you can.

        Are Americans that unfit they cannot hold a plank fot even a minute without breaks?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's an initial test moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it means you have to plack for 40 seconds total, but you have 1:03 to do it. So if you need to stop for 23 second break in middle, you can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American time ( microwave time )

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ, it's even easier now than when I joined in 2007. And it was piss easy back then. I enlisted as a fat weak piece of shit, and I was only slightly less fat and weak by the time I went to boot camp—just barely avoided being put on half rations that the rest of the fatties got. I still passed the initial strength test easily.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Initial Strength Test was different than the actual PFT. By the end of boot camp, I was able to run a 3 mile at 20:42, got 16 pullups, and 115 crunches.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They know you're just going to get droned. Why would they care how fit you are.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ZOGBOT #97234983 REPORTING FOR DUTY XIR!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      https://i.imgur.com/vjneCG4.png

      Is IST strong enough to join the Marines in 2024?

      no one in military can do a pull up lets be real here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that gremlin carrying the flag?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        THAT IS A UNITED STATES MARINE YOU MISERABLE MAGGOT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lost it at the bring your daughter to work clip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think this is how the Romans felt about Germans and Semites in the Roman military and government?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Romans admired Germanic military prowess, see Tacitus. And there were senators of Gaullic decent in Rome before there were Sicilian ones (Even though sicilians were of greek/italic origin)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, normalgays when talking about Rome mass immigration only talk about Germans because white people are le evil. They never bring up semitic and nafri immigration.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the chick carrying the flag

      Do you think this is how the Romans felt about Germans and Semites in the Roman military and government?

      I mean they were all apart of a decent warrior culture. That doesn't really exist here anymore (by here I mean the west).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mexicans and Indians have decent warrior culture.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine signing up to fight, or help others fight for fricking Israel. I cannot imagine a more cucked scenario than when you are helping the people that actively want your entire race enslaved or killed and your entire civilization erased

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how moronic do you have to be to unironically repeat this /misc/ meme beyond the age of 16

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*you*~~

        THAT IS A UNITED STATES MARINE YOU MISERABLE MAGGOT

        Not even 5 foot La Atrocidad.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    laughable at best also
    >sign up to die for israel goy
    >heres your 2 gorillion goybuck bonus
    how about hell no
    pps: drill instructors are the fakest tough guys that have ever existed

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that if you can pass this test you will be one of the first to be drafted
    This is why I'm trying to become a fat disgusting slob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >first to be drafted
      you realize you're gonna get drafted either way,. right?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I can

    Not saying I'm Hercules but it's DEFINITELY doable, at least for me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That looks easy.Im 40 and can do on average 50 press ups and 12 pull ups in a row. Plank i don't do often but last time was over 2 mins. Running isn't great, around 26 mins for 5km so prob can pass that. Why is this so easy, marines in the uk are pretty hardcore, are these marines just basic grunts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Went down to the gym to see, i haven't had a run in a couple of weeks and 1.5 miles under 13 is not really a challenge. Keeping the pace up was pretty difficult, got 5k in 25 mins. For some 18 year who like military shit that test should be much harder. 15 mins for a woman... who the frick wants that in your unit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The run would be difficult since I don't run much anymore. The rest of the stuff sounds easy enough.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40 sec plank is baby mode
    Why the frick is the pull up/push up requirement so much lower for women than it is for men? 15 fricking push ups in 2 minutes??? They must be really desperate for women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women have basically 0 upper body strength, most can't even do a single push up so their requirements are actually harder than the male ones comparatively

  14. 1 month ago
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    “Standards”

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a zogbot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being too weak and scared as a man to serve and protect your country.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        israel is not my country

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is why the west needs real men (immigrants). White men are lazy and scared of hard work and sacrifice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he swallowed the military industrial complex’s propaganda
        lulz

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I literally started doing cardio after being completely sedentary my entire life and did 1.5 miles in exactly thirteen minutes on my fourth time running. WTF is this

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 pullups or 34 pushups
    Am I crazy or is 34 pushups way harder than 3 pullups? I can do both but 3 pullups is like baby-tier shit. It should be at least 8-10. Is this designed for obese people?

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