I have a relative who married a ballet dancer who dances for a small company. Every girl in the company is fit and gorgeous and the dudes are all 6 foot jacked chads dating or married to the dancers (if they're straight that is).
My relative that I mentioned was in a fraternity and that place must have had some sort of pussy pipeline to the ballet school because this guy only dated ballet majors in college and eventually married one.
Took ballet as a requisite for my major in colleg, along with things like movement and such.
It was awhile ago, and it felt super homo to have to buy the outfits. Unitard, ballet slippers (only women do pointe) but otherwise it's like taking a martial arts class (I now do kickboxing and BJJ and took tae kwon do as a kid) but far more formalized.
You have stances you work on, and there are specific movements you go through and try to perfect. You basically drill those over and over and rhen also later you learn movements and how to do them and their formal names (Pirouette, Arabesque etc).
I only took it for one semester but yes, all of this is true. All the women are beautiful. It is a good workout. More importantly, you learn shit that actually helps you talk to women.
Ever notice how many girls have photos of then in those silly sequin oitfits as a kid? It's like what was those stupid photos of you in you in your goofy baseball uniform as a 10 year old or pop werner outfits.
Thats what dance and ballet is for most women. That might be changing, but still overrall, a ton of girls take ballet or dance as kid in the same way boys do sports.
I found knowing this made me actually vome off as somewhat clasay and interesting to women. Sure, you have them wondering if you are gay at first. But if you're straight you just say so and now you can talk about how much fun it is to have sex with women who are dancers. Almost jokingly. Which is a riskier play, but a lot of the times they want to be included in that category so they seek approval at that point.
Ballet is the ultimate IST experience.
You get to have a workout of your body, while listening and moving gracefully to classical European music. You dress in a way that sensually displays every detail of your perfect body for all to see, moving in aesthetically perfect forms like an Greek sculpture in motion.
Most likely, and based on the size of their legs, they probably have never done any ballet.
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why so puffy?
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It's not puff, male ballerinas are infamous for being massively well hung. I saw the Moscow theatre group perform Nutcracker years ago and I still remember the giant horse cocks flailing through the sky more than anything. Truly impressive specimens.
Not a shower is good for ballet since you are going for that classical Greek aesthetics.
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I don't want the girls thinking I have a small dick tho.
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You'll get plenty of girls if you are good at ballet.
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this and if you're tall and act masculine/charming outside of ballet you'd have to beat the girls away with a stick.
I wish i did ballet as a teen while also lifting weights.
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What if you are not tall?
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Better prepare your anus then i guess
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I kinda doubt this. I've hooked up a few ballet girls and their guy ballet friends are all very feminine in nature.
Dancing however will get you laid. Especially ballroom dancing. Not joking in the slightest.
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Taking the ballroom dance class in college was a pretty standard way to try and meet girls. I did and I initially got a lot of compliments from the more experienced girls "you have nice shoulders and carry them very well" Then reality set in where they realized I was a clumsy oaf.
They were super hot though.
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Less about meeting women in class, more for when you go out.
It's much easier to go up to a girl at a venue that has a dance floor or music and "Hey, would you like to dance?" than stand there awkwardly and make conversation. Dancing is the most physically close you can get to a woman without fucking her, so it's a massive icebreaker. Women love dancing. So success rate is astronomically high.
Unless you do something retarded like trying to grab her ass or tit during the session, she'll feel comfortable with you and do most of the talking afterward.
It's also something better to do compared to standing at the bar on your ace holding a beer infront of you staring at the room.
This legit makes me angry. They complain about ballet being "too white", that's it's "not diverse enough" when it is a quintessentially WHITE art form. They aren't entitled to it. morons really do ruin everything
There isn't a more fit sport. The ultimate balance between strength and cardio. I'd like to see you lift an entire female above your head and leap across a stage.
If I have a kid, they're either going in to MA or ballet.
Ballet is a more difficult and demanding sport than anything you have ever done and i don't even know what sports you have done, yet i am confident in my statement
Used to have a friend in ballet. He needed to be slim and was engaged to callisthenics the whole time. Never acquired a big body of course but man,….being himself the only straight dude in the company he fucked almost every single girl.
About to do take the ballet pill to get a gf
Yeah, I know what your are thinking, it's gay but think about it
Full of hot young woman and a few gay men
I will stick out
The perfect plan
I have a relative who married a ballet dancer who dances for a small company. Every girl in the company is too skinny and ugly and the dudes are all 5 foot 4 skinnyfat cucks dating or married to each other.
Alright I'm already looking into classes nearby, I've always wanted to do it, I don't care if I'm too old to be good it seems fun and I'm not getting any younger.
Any time ballet dancers are posted, people try to find out how they train, but nobody ever finds anything. Even when they post on IST, they keep silent about their methods.
Why the fuck is this? Is it really some kind of secret training?
They train by practicing ballet. Go on YouTube and look up behind the scenes ballet stuff, like rehearsals for NYC Ballet or classes at their feeder academy. It's pretty fascinating.
Full morning class at NYC Ballet. These are professionals and they still take classes daily to keep up their skills. This is why they look the way they do.
This is on top of rehearsals where they will practice choreography which includes leaps and lifts. They essentially exercise all day for a living.
>dancers obviously have trained upper body muscles >training has zero obvious upper body work
There is either a trick to it, like dynamic tension, or they're doing something additionally.
Also don't get me wrong. It obviously works, so if they say "We don't do push ups or weight training, just doing the moves under tension/reaching to the extreme of your rom trains the muscles for that look", then that's how it is. Such systems are known to me from obscure 19th century strongman manuals and such. I just want to know what they're doing.
Also don't get me wrong. It obviously works, so if they say "We don't do push ups or weight training, just doing the moves under tension/reaching to the extreme of your rom trains the muscles for that look", then that's how it is. Such systems are known to me from obscure 19th century strongman manuals and such. I just want to know what they're doing.
Men do weight training so they can lift women better.
It's more that the body dysmorphia in dancing is pretty high. You literally are more capable of jumping higher, more agile and more aesthetically pleasing in an art that values aesthetics to an insane degree. Also you're costumes almost always consist of skin tight spandex meaning any fat you have is really visible. You can't hide your fat in a unitard next to a bunch of thin women also in unitards.
It makes them pretty messed in the head, considering a lot of them have been doing it since they were barely able to walk. Also, dancing for long hours is a great workout, combine that with a heavy emphasis on being thin means that to get to the top or even be a professional means that being fit is not even an option, it's an obsession.
A fat ballerina will never exist in a respected in a premier dance company. Even in contemporary dance companies that are more forgiving will never have an obese dancer for any other reason than a diversity initiative if even that.
There is something either comical or even sad about seeing an overweight/obese ballerina trying to jump when compared to an equally talent but thin one.
>There is either a trick to it, like dynamic tension, or they're doing something additionally.
there's no trick they are dyel upper bodies - u just can't see it because they are low bf%,
They train by practicing ballet. Go on YouTube and look up behind the scenes ballet stuff, like rehearsals for NYC Ballet or classes at their feeder academy. It's pretty fascinating.
Took ballet as a requisite for my major in colleg, along with things like movement and such.
It was awhile ago, and it felt super homo to have to buy the outfits. Unitard, ballet slippers (only women do pointe) but otherwise it's like taking a martial arts class (I now do kickboxing and BJJ and took tae kwon do as a kid) but far more formalized.
You have stances you work on, and there are specific movements you go through and try to perfect. You basically drill those over and over and rhen also later you learn movements and how to do them and their formal names (Pirouette, Arabesque etc).
I only took it for one semester but yes, all of this is true. All the women are beautiful. It is a good workout. More importantly, you learn shit that actually helps you talk to women.
Ever notice how many girls have photos of then in those silly sequin oitfits as a kid? It's like what was those stupid photos of you in you in your goofy baseball uniform as a 10 year old or pop werner outfits.
Thats what dance and ballet is for most women. That might be changing, but still overrall, a ton of girls take ballet or dance as kid in the same way boys do sports.
I found knowing this made me actually vome off as somewhat clasay and interesting to women. Sure, you have them wondering if you are gay at first. But if you're straight you just say so and now you can talk about how much fun it is to have sex with women who are dancers. Almost jokingly. Which is a riskier play, but a lot of the times they want to be included in that category so they seek approval at that point.
Full morning class at NYC Ballet. These are professionals and they still take classes daily to keep up their skills. This is why they look the way they do.
This is on top of rehearsals where they will practice choreography which includes leaps and lifts. They essentially exercise all day for a living.
Yes. I still have a thing for ballerinas.
Flexible, fit but feminine and highly attuned to their body and how it moves.
The ones that end up stopping typicallg do because their bodytype doesn't fit for being a professional. Meaning they have tits that are too big typically.
Dated a girl who was a dancer at a performing arts school her entire life and hroughout high school but during puberty her breasts grew to size D.
Her ass was unbeliveable and her breasts where fantastic and that flexibility was crazy.
I will say footfags will be dissappinted since ballet can wreck yoir feet. Strong feet, but callusses and even missing or toenails from bruising are not uncommon.
Yeah he's amazing. I watch ballet often and I remember the first time I saw him. I was looking for a full performance Swan Lake on YouTube and picked the La Scala recording because they're a very well-respected company and I figured it would be good. I noticed that the guy playing the Prince was leagues beyond anyone else on stage so I looked him and it was Bolle. Turns out he's considered the greatest living danseur in the world, like the Pavarotti of ballet. Like he's so good that even I noticed how much he dancemogged the other people on stage.
>be me >15 years old in 2014 >joined the gym while studying English (esl) >language school shared the parking lot with a dancing studio >the only dude in the dancing studio was know as "Chino" or "Giapi" (dunno if he was Asian, but his appearance was Asiatic and people use this for nicknames here) >his body looked like pic, but without the tattoos >go there to ask the guy for his training and tips >he says he's just dancing since he was a kid, but takes albumin protein in the morning and before bed >we start to talk and when I asked him how much he was paying, he said it's free because decent male dancers are rare and female dancers need them for training >turns out his teacher used to drive him from school to the studio too >every week I saw that gay there making out with a different girl after class
Fuck this shit.
The guy was cool, but I personally blame him for demoralization me so much I had to leave that place and never come back.
It's all about the superb bodily control. Have you ever stopped banging your sets and reps and really slow down and focus on the movement? Not really, the gym exercises are done optimally, to focus and hit EXACTLY the muscles group targeted.
Meanwhile ballet involves the whole body, it's almost like swimming, but in ballet training you HAVE to slow down very much and control the movement EXACTLY. Only when you have complete control over the pattern can you even do it explosively. This recruits an extreme amount of muscle fibers, I'd almost say it involves the whole muscle.
Ballet is basically the difference between bouncing squats off your fat, and slow controlled raided heel narrow stance squats, when it comes to quad involvement.
Miring ballerinas hard, if i had other life circumstances I would have further pursued ballet.
no one in any profession ever needs that fine control of muscle fibers. we have tools and robots now gay.
functional fitness bros will say anything to justify not lifting heavy and looking good
>Don't have optimal strenght/mobility and be overall healthier for live just bloat the fuck up with underdeveloped strenght and fitness
You think like a woman
So it's basically muscle control? Ok, I can accept that.
>There is either a trick to it, like dynamic tension, or they're doing something additionally.
there's no trick they are dyel upper bodies - u just can't see it because they are low bf%,
DYEL low bodyfat looks like this. Obviously ballet dancers have muscle.
i wish i was a ballet dancer
my mother started me ballet dancing at age 4 but i had this cunt teacher - 18 yo bitch - who yelled at me multiple times and made me try. she gave me trust issues with women and i then became a hermit bc i became scared of females
20 years later im a basement dweller NEET khhv
Male dancer here. I’ve taken a few ballet classes but not serious about it. It’s tremendous for becoming fit. Dancing in general in any style pretty much will get you absolutely shredded and flexible. I recommend it, it’s fun and gets you girls. Most guys are afraid of the social stigmas (homophobia mostly) but being a dancer will get you plenty of attention from women and make you better at sex too. AMA
Hahahahahahaha you get girls by breakdancing? Like spinning on the ground and stuff hahahahahahaha? The way you talked i thought you danced salsa or something
I have a relative who married a ballet dancer who dances for a small company. Every girl in the company is fit and gorgeous and the dudes are all 6 foot jacked chads dating or married to the dancers (if they're straight that is).
The homos are also dating or married to the dancers chief
IST math be hard
Youre aware every single man and woman on that group was sodomized by the garden gnomes that run it right?
>Youre aware every single man and woman on that group was sodomized by the garden gnomes that run it right?
Why do you think they are so enthusiastic to dance!?
>6 foot jacked chads
>ballet
Incompetent liar
>Verification not required.
I've encountered some professional ballet dancers on tinder (didn't hook up with any of them : ( though). All of them were 10/10 S-tier Aryan Stacies.
My relative that I mentioned was in a fraternity and that place must have had some sort of pussy pipeline to the ballet school because this guy only dated ballet majors in college and eventually married one.
Took ballet as a requisite for my major in colleg, along with things like movement and such.
It was awhile ago, and it felt super homo to have to buy the outfits. Unitard, ballet slippers (only women do pointe) but otherwise it's like taking a martial arts class (I now do kickboxing and BJJ and took tae kwon do as a kid) but far more formalized.
You have stances you work on, and there are specific movements you go through and try to perfect. You basically drill those over and over and rhen also later you learn movements and how to do them and their formal names (Pirouette, Arabesque etc).
I only took it for one semester but yes, all of this is true. All the women are beautiful. It is a good workout. More importantly, you learn shit that actually helps you talk to women.
Ever notice how many girls have photos of then in those silly sequin oitfits as a kid? It's like what was those stupid photos of you in you in your goofy baseball uniform as a 10 year old or pop werner outfits.
Thats what dance and ballet is for most women. That might be changing, but still overrall, a ton of girls take ballet or dance as kid in the same way boys do sports.
I found knowing this made me actually vome off as somewhat clasay and interesting to women. Sure, you have them wondering if you are gay at first. But if you're straight you just say so and now you can talk about how much fun it is to have sex with women who are dancers. Almost jokingly. Which is a riskier play, but a lot of the times they want to be included in that category so they seek approval at that point.
>puffy
I don't know, do you want to fucking do it? This is entirely dependent on your interest. Do you like watching ballet?
Yes, it’s especially good for legs, butts, and flexibility.
Haha he wear a Diaper!
Ballet is the ultimate IST experience.
You get to have a workout of your body, while listening and moving gracefully to classical European music. You dress in a way that sensually displays every detail of your perfect body for all to see, moving in aesthetically perfect forms like an Greek sculpture in motion.
i bet the one recording is a male too isn’t it
Most likely, and based on the size of their legs, they probably have never done any ballet.
why so puffy?
It's not puff, male ballerinas are infamous for being massively well hung. I saw the Moscow theatre group perform Nutcracker years ago and I still remember the giant horse cocks flailing through the sky more than anything. Truly impressive specimens.
Bro they actually look like they're not wearing pants. This is a bit ridiculous.
Working as intended.
They've really just got their cock and balls hanging out like that?
Some dancers, like Julian MacKay, use very thin dance belts for performances, and yes, it is on purpose to display everything.
>that feel when grower and not a shower
;__;
Not a shower is good for ballet since you are going for that classical Greek aesthetics.
I don't want the girls thinking I have a small dick tho.
You'll get plenty of girls if you are good at ballet.
this and if you're tall and act masculine/charming outside of ballet you'd have to beat the girls away with a stick.
I wish i did ballet as a teen while also lifting weights.
What if you are not tall?
Better prepare your anus then i guess
I kinda doubt this. I've hooked up a few ballet girls and their guy ballet friends are all very feminine in nature.
Dancing however will get you laid. Especially ballroom dancing. Not joking in the slightest.
Taking the ballroom dance class in college was a pretty standard way to try and meet girls. I did and I initially got a lot of compliments from the more experienced girls "you have nice shoulders and carry them very well" Then reality set in where they realized I was a clumsy oaf.
They were super hot though.
Less about meeting women in class, more for when you go out.
It's much easier to go up to a girl at a venue that has a dance floor or music and "Hey, would you like to dance?" than stand there awkwardly and make conversation. Dancing is the most physically close you can get to a woman without fucking her, so it's a massive icebreaker. Women love dancing. So success rate is astronomically high.
Unless you do something retarded like trying to grab her ass or tit during the session, she'll feel comfortable with you and do most of the talking afterward.
It's also something better to do compared to standing at the bar on your ace holding a beer infront of you staring at the room.
Their cocks -> my mouth, nuff said.
>moving gracefully to classical European music
*licks lips*
HOL' UP
This legit makes me angry. They complain about ballet being "too white", that's it's "not diverse enough" when it is a quintessentially WHITE art form. They aren't entitled to it. morons really do ruin everything
>ballet is quintessentially WHITE
I guess being gay is also quintessentially white.
What the fuck am I looking at
Photoshop
There isn't a more fit sport. The ultimate balance between strength and cardio. I'd like to see you lift an entire female above your head and leap across a stage.
If I have a kid, they're either going in to MA or ballet.
>The ultimate balance between strength and cardio
What about rock climbing?
ew thas gay
>cardio
> I'd like to see you lift an entire female above your head and leap across a stage.
88lbs to 130lbs
So yes I can easily do that
>130 lb ballerina
Lmao if they're 6'2" or some shit
It isn’t a sport, it’s of the performing arts
I warm up for OHP with weights greater than a ballerina weighs lol
I'm guessing you're not familiar with much ballet, but the dancers don't stand still in a power rack.
yeah using momentum and your legs makes it easier to get weights up
Stealth gay bro thread
I was just thinking that
stealth trannies as usual
>stealth
i think its pretty fucking overt my guy
>showing the male body is gay
Then what about the other 90% of IST threads?
bodybuilders don't dress like they have prolapsed anuses with cum leaking out
How would you know what people with blown out assholes dress like
European men dressed like this in the past for several centuries.
Pretty much. Today's ballet is the middle-ages IST.
He spends a lot of time thinking about it.
Nothing stealthy here except a couple closet fags pretending this isn't one of the gayest things a man can do with his time
on brand for IST
Ballet is a more difficult and demanding sport than anything you have ever done and i don't even know what sports you have done, yet i am confident in my statement
ballet dancers get their bodies destroyed young. fuck ballet
men rarely dance en pointe.
How is being gay a sport gay?
idk ask your dad
It worked for Tommy Lee.
Used to have a friend in ballet. He needed to be slim and was engaged to callisthenics the whole time. Never acquired a big body of course but man,….being himself the only straight dude in the company he fucked almost every single girl.
I can't tell if this is some new psyop or legitimately good advice. Girls love dancing and most guys find it very unappealing.
About to do take the ballet pill to get a gf
Yeah, I know what your are thinking, it's gay but think about it
Full of hot young woman and a few gay men
I will stick out
The perfect plan
anon you have to actually be fit to do ballet
I have a relative who married a ballet dancer who dances for a small company. Every girl in the company is too skinny and ugly and the dudes are all 5 foot 4 skinnyfat cucks dating or married to each other.
>small company
bro looks like a frog lmao
Makes sense, frogs are good at jumping too.
It would be cool if it was more about strength demonstration like gymnastics than a fag circlejerk.
Alright I'm already looking into classes nearby, I've always wanted to do it, I don't care if I'm too old to be good it seems fun and I'm not getting any younger.
Feel free to join the intermediate/advanced classes even if you don't know much, this the best way to learn.
You need to start from early age, like 4. Otherwise it's pointless.
Bullet is brutal.
These are all cute twinks. But I'd rather have a man's man. You know. One that can stand a chance while wrestling.
Ballet is art not sport. Stop being a fag about it.
Why not both?
Sport needs competition
It can be exercise, but it’s not a sport
There are ballet competitions like YAGP and Prix de Lausanne.
You said it
It’s a competition, not a sport
Ballet as a sport is no different from gymnastics or diving.
It’s very different
They are all artistic sports, not different at all.
Who is this? Looks so majestic.
I think it's Luigi Crispino.
Quiet liberal men are talking.
I've posted Roberto Bolle here before as an example of the ultimate male body and I'll do it again.
Take the balletpill
Any time ballet dancers are posted, people try to find out how they train, but nobody ever finds anything. Even when they post on IST, they keep silent about their methods.
Why the fuck is this? Is it really some kind of secret training?
Why don't you go try a class and find out?
I'm over 40 and there are no ballet classes nearby.
Where do you live? Pretty much everywhere has ballet class within 30 minutes drive.
>Where do you live?
Outskirts of a German city. The only ballet class nearby is a modernist one for little girls.
Ask/Email them, they might know where you can go/how to accommodate you.
I'm not gonna start going seriously into ballet in my 40s buddy. Ain't nobody wants to see that.
What a beautiful fella
They train by practicing ballet. Go on YouTube and look up behind the scenes ballet stuff, like rehearsals for NYC Ballet or classes at their feeder academy. It's pretty fascinating.
>dancers obviously have trained upper body muscles
>training has zero obvious upper body work
There is either a trick to it, like dynamic tension, or they're doing something additionally.
Also don't get me wrong. It obviously works, so if they say "We don't do push ups or weight training, just doing the moves under tension/reaching to the extreme of your rom trains the muscles for that look", then that's how it is. Such systems are known to me from obscure 19th century strongman manuals and such. I just want to know what they're doing.
Men do weight training so they can lift women better.
It's more that the body dysmorphia in dancing is pretty high. You literally are more capable of jumping higher, more agile and more aesthetically pleasing in an art that values aesthetics to an insane degree. Also you're costumes almost always consist of skin tight spandex meaning any fat you have is really visible. You can't hide your fat in a unitard next to a bunch of thin women also in unitards.
It makes them pretty messed in the head, considering a lot of them have been doing it since they were barely able to walk. Also, dancing for long hours is a great workout, combine that with a heavy emphasis on being thin means that to get to the top or even be a professional means that being fit is not even an option, it's an obsession.
A fat ballerina will never exist in a respected in a premier dance company. Even in contemporary dance companies that are more forgiving will never have an obese dancer for any other reason than a diversity initiative if even that.
There is something either comical or even sad about seeing an overweight/obese ballerina trying to jump when compared to an equally talent but thin one.
>There is either a trick to it, like dynamic tension, or they're doing something additionally.
there's no trick they are dyel upper bodies - u just can't see it because they are low bf%,
Full morning class at NYC Ballet. These are professionals and they still take classes daily to keep up their skills. This is why they look the way they do.
This is on top of rehearsals where they will practice choreography which includes leaps and lifts. They essentially exercise all day for a living.
*Royal Ballet, not NYC
t. Illiterate tard
Yes. I still have a thing for ballerinas.
Flexible, fit but feminine and highly attuned to their body and how it moves.
The ones that end up stopping typicallg do because their bodytype doesn't fit for being a professional. Meaning they have tits that are too big typically.
Dated a girl who was a dancer at a performing arts school her entire life and hroughout high school but during puberty her breasts grew to size D.
Her ass was unbeliveable and her breasts where fantastic and that flexibility was crazy.
I will say footfags will be dissappinted since ballet can wreck yoir feet. Strong feet, but callusses and even missing or toenails from bruising are not uncommon.
No wait
Take the Bollepill
He's 47 and still performing?
Yeah he's amazing. I watch ballet often and I remember the first time I saw him. I was looking for a full performance Swan Lake on YouTube and picked the La Scala recording because they're a very well-respected company and I figured it would be good. I noticed that the guy playing the Prince was leagues beyond anyone else on stage so I looked him and it was Bolle. Turns out he's considered the greatest living danseur in the world, like the Pavarotti of ballet. Like he's so good that even I noticed how much he dancemogged the other people on stage.
her nips are portruding - disgusting
ballet gays always make me laugh.
you need to have something wrong with your brain to do this as a dude.
for women, yeah
if i ever have a daughter i will sign her up for ballet
for men its gay and cringe
>stealth fag thread
Alright, so how hard is it to screw a ballet twink? Do they mostly go after guys with a Similar body type
bump
id show him some pleasures unknown to him, if you catch my drift
weird tuck, is this normal?
Normal and intended.
clearly they have socks or sth stuffed there to hide their genitalia, half the time it looks like diaper or sth
It's called dance belt.
>be me
>15 years old in 2014
>joined the gym while studying English (esl)
>language school shared the parking lot with a dancing studio
>the only dude in the dancing studio was know as "Chino" or "Giapi" (dunno if he was Asian, but his appearance was Asiatic and people use this for nicknames here)
>his body looked like pic, but without the tattoos
>go there to ask the guy for his training and tips
>he says he's just dancing since he was a kid, but takes albumin protein in the morning and before bed
>we start to talk and when I asked him how much he was paying, he said it's free because decent male dancers are rare and female dancers need them for training
>turns out his teacher used to drive him from school to the studio too
>every week I saw that gay there making out with a different girl after class
Fuck this shit.
The guy was cool, but I personally blame him for demoralization me so much I had to leave that place and never come back.
Why did you feel demoralized? Couldn't you of just worked to reach his level?
I was watching some Cirque du Soleil and gymnastics is probably superior.
ballerinas and more generally dancers have the best bodies, Toned and graceful.
that dance looked retarded
It works with the music it was choreographed for.
It reminds me strongly of 70s dance moves.
>best bodies
They look like twinks.
It's all about the superb bodily control. Have you ever stopped banging your sets and reps and really slow down and focus on the movement? Not really, the gym exercises are done optimally, to focus and hit EXACTLY the muscles group targeted.
Meanwhile ballet involves the whole body, it's almost like swimming, but in ballet training you HAVE to slow down very much and control the movement EXACTLY. Only when you have complete control over the pattern can you even do it explosively. This recruits an extreme amount of muscle fibers, I'd almost say it involves the whole muscle.
Ballet is basically the difference between bouncing squats off your fat, and slow controlled raided heel narrow stance squats, when it comes to quad involvement.
Miring ballerinas hard, if i had other life circumstances I would have further pursued ballet.
no one in any profession ever needs that fine control of muscle fibers. we have tools and robots now gay.
functional fitness bros will say anything to justify not lifting heavy and looking good
>Don't have optimal strenght/mobility and be overall healthier for live just bloat the fuck up with underdeveloped strenght and fitness
You think like a woman
So it's basically muscle control? Ok, I can accept that.
DYEL low bodyfat looks like this. Obviously ballet dancers have muscle.
If you're a gay then yeah I think you'd have no issue looking like a gay while getting fit.
Dance like a fairy if you please, OP.
Daipermaxxing
Why not just aerobics dancing? I wanna learn to dance like this
I would do it if it’s still a thing.
Aerobics is just ghetto ballet.
i wish i was a ballet dancer
my mother started me ballet dancing at age 4 but i had this cunt teacher - 18 yo bitch - who yelled at me multiple times and made me try. she gave me trust issues with women and i then became a hermit bc i became scared of females
20 years later im a basement dweller NEET khhv
You are still young, not too late to start. Just don't expect to become a professional, but you can get reasonably good.
Male dancer here. I’ve taken a few ballet classes but not serious about it. It’s tremendous for becoming fit. Dancing in general in any style pretty much will get you absolutely shredded and flexible. I recommend it, it’s fun and gets you girls. Most guys are afraid of the social stigmas (homophobia mostly) but being a dancer will get you plenty of attention from women and make you better at sex too. AMA
Which form of dance do you mostly do?
Breakdancing
Hahahahahahaha you get girls by breakdancing? Like spinning on the ground and stuff hahahahahahaha? The way you talked i thought you danced salsa or something
My face, his ass, ‘nuff said.
Ballet requires more athleticism than powerlifting.
ITT: seething powershitters
/fit is a gay board confirmed
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considering ballet is literally the gayest sport in the universe, and that only truly-gay gaybois would even consider it a sport to begin with,
yes. ballet is IST as fuck.