Is beer healthier than soda?

Is beer healthier than soda? Like if I went to a bar and I ordered all Cokes instead of heineken's, would that be healthier,? Or what I feel like worse in the morning

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think beer is healthier than soda

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we are talking like two beers max, it is healthier than a soda but once you just down ten drink, it really doesn't matter, from beer, you are gonna have hangover and shit your guts out, after soda, you will probably feel low energy from the massive amount of sugar you had.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will probably feel low energy from the massive amount of sugar you had
      that doesn't make any sense, sugar is pure energy

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is like 150kcal for 12oz on average and soda is 160kcal for 12oz on average, the difference in calories is negligeble and they are both carbonated and full of sugar so they will both frick your teeth up, beer is also alcoholic though which is literally just poison.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But are the beer carbs somehow more complex and therefore healthier than the soda carbs? I feel like the answer is yes but I don't know

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they be? It's ultra processed carbs either way.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought sweeter carbs are more badder

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, beer doesn't have that much carbs, most of the calories come from the alcohol itself which is stored as fat.
            There are fast and slow release carbs but there isn't much of a health difference between them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well in terms of insulin and all that isnt slow release better?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only diabetics give a shit about that, slow release will keep you feeling full for longer fast release is usually tastier and is better for carbloading.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alcohol cannot be stored as body fat. Please refrain from lying on the internet thank you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The calories you get from alcohol are stored as fat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                100% wrong. There is no mechanism in the body to store alcohol as fat. Please stop lying

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you are wrong, alcohol has no metabolic pathways to be stored in your body. They can be used while circulating as an energy source, but ~97% of the alcohol that enters your body gets broken down and peed out. ~3% is used as energy during circulation. This is an established fact, not esoteric "maybe" science.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                alcohol is not stored as fat, its broken down by the liver into acetaldehyde which is toxic as frick. alcohol does cause the liver to produce a shit ton of aromatase enzyme, which converts free testosterone into estradiol, estrone etc.

                and estrogen increases nutrient partitioning towards fat cells. thats how alcohol "makes you fat", it actually doesnt. it just fricks up your endocrine system and that makes you fat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you fat with extra steps
                literally how you sound

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >typed words
                >sound
                literally your IQ

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read IST aloud

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                orly?
                >frick Black folk
                >frick Black folk
                >frick Black folk

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Im tired of the midwit ACKSHULLAY posts spouting reddit science as if alcohol doesn’t make you fricking fat.

                You can’t have your dream body AND be a boozer you fricking morons

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's moronic on two levels cause alcohol itself has calories, in fact it's one of the most calorically dense foods ever, only pure fat/oil is higher.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like most ~~*people*~~ on this board don't even believe in calories.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can’t have your dream body AND be a boozer you fricking morons
                Yes you can

                Steroids

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cardio?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alcohol has 7 calories per gram making it the second calorically densest food just behind fat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well frick me, i stand corrected. apparently the ethanol molecule literally is classified as a macronutrient. and is an energetic substance with a measurable amount of calories.
                >a fifth of vodka contains 1875 calories
                mfw i can down a bottle in a night

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obligatory

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if we find a way to compress organic matter into a small space, you could eat 1000cal meatballs just like that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *20 billion

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a beer and calm down. nerd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beer is also alcoholic though which is literally just poison

      Don't care, beer, beer, beery beer. Oh, and curry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hallo saar please do the needful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You addressed zero percent of his question in all those words

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beer is also alcoholic though which is literally just poison.

      alcohol is not stored as fat, its broken down by the liver into acetaldehyde which is toxic as frick. alcohol does cause the liver to produce a shit ton of aromatase enzyme, which converts free testosterone into estradiol, estrone etc.

      and estrogen increases nutrient partitioning towards fat cells. thats how alcohol "makes you fat", it actually doesnt. it just fricks up your endocrine system and that makes you fat

      >its broken down by the liver into acetaldehyde which is toxic as frick.

      you know what else is toxic as frick? working.
      also oxigen we breath also kill us.
      Don't get me wrong, alcohol is not a good thing,but I'm tired of this shit.
      >works as a welder.
      >spends 8-10 hours on weird positions inhaling shit on a daily basis.
      >omfg is that a beer?? IS THAT ALCOHOL??!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missing the point
        if its toxic then you will eventually have to quit and end up in a very bad position where you regretted decisions you made. you might as well tell me its okay to get fat and only think about the consequences once they occur

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if its toxic then you will eventually have to quit and end up in a very bad position where you regretted decisions you made.
          dosis sola facit venenum

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ets tdo tsus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about welding, moron? What are you talking about

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't care about alcohol with that reading comprehension mate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        as a welder.
        if you work there then you'll not be healthy.
        It's impossible. Doesn't change the change that alcohol is toxic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The soda is usually worse for your teeth because it's more acidic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both carbonated and full of sugar
      Nobody tell him how alcoholic fermentation works in beer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beer is not 100% ethanol, it still has carbs.
        Ethanol itself also has calories anyways, 7/gram in fact.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, now compare that average 10-15 carbs to the 40 in soda. If beer was so full of sugar the wort would be sugar water. It's not because the yeast eats most of the sugar, they're not the same.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think getting you calories from ethanol is somehow better then getting them from sugar?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is diarrhea better than constipation
    Flawed premise. Do better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would say diarrhea is better

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Better out than in, I always say.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Soda is healthier. They are about the same calories except beer fricks up your liver. Don't even need to be an alcoholic to have one too many drinks and get liver disease, pancreatitus, or liver cancer.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you out looking at fat asses and nice tiddies with the beer? Then yes, much healthier.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better for your mental health, worse for physical

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING, SIR

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has Lord Yakub abandoned us, whitebros?
    We have been completely domesticated.
    >you will never raid kemet with your tribe
    why live

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black pussy too good

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    praised be Yakub

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is consuming drugs better than sugar?
    This is the actual question.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try non-alcoholic beer for the best of both worlds. you get the taste but very low calories. and, of course, no poison.
    Then, once in a while, when you feel like having the buzz, treat yourself to a few beers.
    that's what I'm doing.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol is estrogenic as frick and reverses your gains. soda is "healthier" unfortunately.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol made me into a fat DYEL moron.

    Thank you for reading my story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad news, you were stupid all the time

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink pop every single day now bros, it used to be 3-4 times a week max and now it's minimum 7. What do I do? I don't want my teeth to rot, but I'm already 33.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just drink sugar free and brush teeth + floss every day it's fine.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Soda's problem is sugar, which beers also have

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soda at least American sodas are full of artificial flavors and colors which which have side effects of Hyperactivity, ADHD, Behavioral changes like irritability and depression etc. and more so the artificial flavors are linked to things like hyperkinesis, kidney damage, tumors, sleep disturbance, and gastric upset. The corn syrup in the soda needs no introduction. You already know that shit is toxic slop if you've been here for even a week.

    Beer may lack in the sugar that soda has but the alcohol alone almost matches just as many side effects the soda would give you which include High blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, liver disease, and digestive problems. Not to mention weakening of the immune system about as much as the sugar in the soda would. Hops are also full of phytoestrogen which you should not be consuming and part of why heavy drinkers have man breasts. You don't even need a crash course why this is harmful to you if you already know why you shouldn't be eating an impossible whopper.

    TL;DR version: Just drink tea. Holy shit.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer has worse short term effects, soda will kill you much faster in the same amount.

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