is fit + bike the ultimate combo? why don't you own a bike?

is fit + bike the ultimate combo?
why don't you own a bike?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slip off the road by a millimeter
    >be vegetable or dead
    No thanks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh it's not like i got anything to lost anyway kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually you will crash or at the very least have to go down sideways. It’s not an if but a when. Pavement and speed will turn your gains into hamburger meat

      Proper gear goes a long way to protecting you. Sure, it will not save you if you slam into something unmoving at 70km/h, but going from 70 to zero near instantly hurts no matter what, and many accidents happen at lower speed.

      Crashing is not the 100% certainty that people make it out to be. A lot of people that have major scare stories ride like the cunts

      >welcome to the number one motocross dashcam channel on youtube! *motorcycle noises and merch plug*
      >*sick guitar riff* BIKERS VS KARENS PART 327
      >Some gay on a sport bike sees a car flip it's signal on for 10 seconds and then revs his bike when the car goes to merge
      >gay speeds up beside the car, kicks the mirror off and speeds away

      is mocking.

      what do you wear in summer?

      Textile jackets and pants, or motorcycle-specific cargo pants that aren't too thick with kevlar. It actually keeps you more hydrated since the wind won't be stripping all the moisture from your skin.

      >why don't you own a bike?
      I’m a firefighter

      I'm a paramedic and still do. Riding motorcycles is idiotic, but there is nothing else quite like it and I'm not going to stop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to live long enough to become old? Hope I die before 40

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres no girl on the back

      Theres no better feeling in the world than riding up highway 45 to houston at 1am at 100mph with the wind in your tshirt and a clear sky and bright moon overhead and no one on the road

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eventually you will crash or at the very least have to go down sideways. It’s not an if but a when. Pavement and speed will turn your gains into hamburger meat

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riding nearly shirtless to show off is retarded. Even at moderate speed just one small piece of paper can cut deep into your skin.
    I own a cheap yamaha and I always try to wear a thick jacket or even a hoodie. You need something to protect your flesh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you wear in summer?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assless chaps.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why don't you own a bike?
    I’m a firefighter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a firefighter and plenty of guys bike to work?

      I lost a childhood friend to a motorcycle accident, so if I was tempted to be a biker then (I wasn't), there's no appeal whatsoever now. Guy was a family man, recently married, the whole kaboodle. Senseless waste.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >welcome to the number one motocross dashcam channel on youtube! *motorcycle noises and merch plug*
    >*sick guitar riff* BIKERS VS KARENS PART 327
    >Some gay on a sport bike sees a car flip it's signal on for 10 seconds and then revs his bike when the car goes to merge
    >gay speeds up beside the car, kicks the mirror off and speeds away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're greentext is nostalgic, man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh what a day, what a lovely day!!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect distillation, anon.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have a hayabusa one day.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I owned a bike. It does nothing if you're already pulling chicks by yourself. Not a single woman stopped to talk to me about my bike, but plenty of men did. Sold the piece of shit and never looked back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're not*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this. Rode for years. It’s like lifting lots of attention from men, almost none from women.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me after I bought a jeep. Went in thinking I would attract cool fit outdoorsy beach sluts and couldn’t fill up my tank or park at the store with a fag in a jeep pulling up next to me trying to hit on me. Definitely in my top 3 worst decisions ever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, saw a black tourist in love a with a big jeep.
        Taking pictures and shit of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I owned a bike. It does nothing if you're already pulling chicks by yourself. Not a single woman stopped to talk to me about my bike, but plenty of men did. Sold the piece of shit and never looked back.

        >buying vehicles to impress women
        Sad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Its utter cuck tier behavior
          Literally the antithesis of a petrolhead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't tell me no man fell in to that category.
          Just get eye attracting sports car sure that will help if ofcourse you will start talking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have big dick energy it doesn't really matter what you're driving. You can get attention from women even if you drive a shitbox, meanwhile the 5'5" gymcel is revving his engine and doing donuts in the cul-de-sac at 2 in the morning trying desperately to feel like a man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me think of those scrawny or fat dudes with loud exhausts, trucks, or luxury cars, eating themselves financially away to feel manly.

        I watched some retard intentionally driving around letting off the throttle in his ricer, as it would backfire. Or retards revving loud exhausts of course because pedestrians think it’s cool.
        If your machismo is fully based on what you drive, it’s total small dick energy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >small dick energy.
          Huge profiling phrase for me.

          Anyways yes some people do overcompensate with cars and stuff for short stature etc. Other people overcomprnsate for things like daddy problems or being bullied with social justice type shit too. The reality is that these are both stereotypes though and maybe some people just like big trucks the same way some people are into retarded gay stuff even if they were never bullied etc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of my neighbors has an old truck with a loud exhaust. He drives up and down the street all fucking day long revving the engine. It's hard to tell which guy he is but when I see him hanging out with the other neighbors it's nothing but bald heads and beer guts.
          Guys who place that much importance on their cars stopped aging mentally at about 13.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're the type of guy to buy something only to attract women, you're probably not a guy that will ever attract women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to you who buys shit to attract men I guess.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but do you have any actual interests? do you do everything you do just to get laid?
          youre broken

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/I7cBybm.jpg

            No, as opposed as living your life for yourself, you fucking soi loser

            Coping edging on homo mindset. Yes, bought something to give me an advantage, same way I buy a course to study and get a job, or shirt for an important event, or a haircut to look nicer, or a supplement to help my diet. Insisting on not trying based on some prideful sense of self-importance is way more pathetic.
            >but you should only do things you enjoy!
            I do other things I enjoy for myself, don't be retarded.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              what a sad sad way of living

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's better to stay on IST all my life complaining I'm a kissless virgin neet who still lives with his mother, blaming it all on his genes and luck.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i got a new car to get laid
                i put on deodorant this morning to get laid
                i got a promotion at work to get laid
                i worked out to get laid
                i ate a healthy meal to get laid
                i went fishing on the weekend to get laid
                i browsed fit to get laid

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gay and cucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, as opposed as living your life for yourself, you fucking soi loser

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fit with a motorbike is actually really aesthetic, but you need to be wearing the jacket and reinforced pants and helmet all the time your riding.
    My Dad is a big motorbiker and some retard car drove into the lane forcing him to skid to the left. Caused the top of his legs to fill with fluid that needed to be drained for a few weeks at the hospital and a vulnerable back and legs for a few months.
    If he hadnt been wearing proper gear his legs would have been turned to paste against the concrete.
    You would completely mog 99% of bikers if you looked like your pic related and went to meet ups.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is fit + bike the ultimate combo?
    Yeah, I always get girls turning their heads and smiling when I'm on mine. I've gotten compliments from them while they're with a guy too. Feels good mogging so hard but I feel bad for the guys for being with a whore.
    >why don't you own a bike?
    because I have multiple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which bike you got?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my guess is that it's not fun or good times at all until you get comfortable/complacent and then you have fun for like 2 months before you end up in the hospital for a month.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's high test as fuck, but I would prefer to ride off-road away from other drivers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would prefer to be off road away from other drivers
      Take the ebike pill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dual sports are pretty based, but suck if they're your ONLY bike

      a T7 can do both single track and roads fine, but probably closer to pavement princess than actual offroad bike

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bikes are fucking awesome, helmet laws are fucking gay. But, yeah. Cars are so damn forgiving, where bikes just aren't. So going out with a fucking vest on is like crafting a larger than life Greek statue, then just handing the thing over to the ottomans.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if youre gay, it is.
    pic related will get you more pussy that you know what to do with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're on to something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pajeet

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody I know who rides a big is a beta loser trying to give themselves an edgy personality

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem with a bike is that other people on the roads are retards. I mean you are already putting your lives in their hands in a car and 100× moreso on a bike.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've considered it cause cars are more expensive, but a car is way more adequate for my needs.
    In any case, I can't afford either. In the end it comes down to economy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a same problem
      i live in europe, gas is very expensive here. i can't afford a car and there are traffic jams everywhere.

      i guess bike is an only option
      is 150-200cc enough in big city?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is 150-200cc enough in big city?
        yes
        the problem with smol bikes like this is the slow acceleration. but in a city or village it should be ok

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motorcycles are not as cheap as people THINK they would be. Small ones can be very efficient, but owning a 250 can get tiring if you do long distances regularly. Playing "row row row your gearbox gently down the street" gets old real fast.
      Tyres cost as much as car tyres and don't last as many miles (if anyone suggest darksiding, ignore the motherfucker), good gear costs quite a bit and you need to have contingencies for carrying shit.
      There are plenty of good reasons to ride, but purely to save money is not one of them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing "row row row your gearbox gently down the street" gets old real fast
        Same shit for a car, what's your po-
        Never mind, I forgot about americans.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bikes
    >pulling women
    lol what
    You have to think of women like deers, anon. Safety is the thing that stays the most on their minds, even if they don't think about it. They are TERRIFIED of getting hurt. If you're a biker and you're pulling chicks, you're doing it DESPITE of the bike, not because of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you've literally never spoken to a woman.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is going to be full of idiots who don't understand the pathology of motorcycle accidents, so I'm going to do us all a favor and introduce you to the Hurt Report.

    >Published in 1981, authored by Professor Harry Hurt
    >World's most comprehensive analysis of motorcycle crashes and their root causes
    >55 primary findings
    >Among them: road defects cause 2% of accidents
    >3/4s of accidents are motorcycle v. passenger car, and 2/3s of those are due to the passenger car not giving the motorcycle the right of way
    >2/3s of the remaining 1/4 of all accidents are caused by motorcycles failing to navigate a turn due to excessive speed/improper breaking
    >Median pre crash speed is 29.8mph, median crash speed is 21.5mph, and one-in-a-thousand crash speed is ~86mph
    >Unemployed, uninsured (medical and property) riders with no eye protection are VASTLY overrepresented in accidents ("overrepresented", >90%, and >73% respectively)

    Basically, most motorcycle accidents happen when stupid riders get hit by complacent drivers. Not being a blind and/or impulsive dipshit significantly reduces the likelihood of getting splattered by a car so much that even just wearing eye protection makes you three quarters less likely to be in an accident. If you aren't a retard, there's no reason to be scared about riding a motorcycle. If you're a retard and do it anyway, Becky is going to filter you out of the gene pool and you get what you deserve.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even reach 30mph without risking your life
      Imagine shilling this shit vehicle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fucking retard. The bikers are braking before the crash happens. Also, the type of situation where a bike crash occurs is typically with other traffic, where you are going to be driving slower and more carefully.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw got rear ended 2 months into owning a bike
      I love riding my bike when the road is empty, otherwise I feel like I'm just trying to avoid dying to some roastie checking her Tinder while going 120km/h down the highway

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. it's very much a prole look.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mom wont let me

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know a guy whose legs are more metal than bone because of a careless driver. Doctors told him that it was nothing short of a miracle that they were able to put them together and didn't have to amputate
    I'd like to own a bike and perhaps I will one day, but currently I can't imagine being comfortable driving one, considering that half of all drivers are completely braindead and it only takes one to make you a vegetable for life

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb squid is going to shred off those synthol shoulders when he crashes

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, bikes are for insecure pussies. I cycle with the city bike, no tshirt and with by bitch pods or blasting a vocaloid or a touhou mix.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blasting a vocaloid or a touhou mix
      El basado.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a gay that needs to prove his self worth by racing around at 2AM.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Motorcycles are for men with inferiority complexes.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because cars are miles better
    All bikes look the same and the engines are boring
    I hate bikefags so much, those gays can buy great new bikes for 30k max while we carguys if we want to buy great cars its minimum 100k

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, that thing is hideous.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mercedes-Benz AMG CLK GTR is kino and its part of the holy trinity of the 90s with the Porsche 911 GT1 Strassenversion and the Ferrari F50

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All bikes look the same
      Yeah so?
      >and the engines are boring
      Singles, p twins, v twins, boxer twins, inline 3s, V3s, inline 4s, V4s, boxer 4s, square 4s, V5s, straight 5s, straight 6s, V6s, V8s with far more variance in how their set up with valves, crankshafts, firing orders, and 2 stroke or 4 stroke. And they rev higher. Car engines are a snoozefest in comparison

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean cars all look different, they come in all forms of shapes while bikes all look like clones, same with their engine sound
        I mean they all look and sound boring

        And all of those bike engines are boring compared to V12, V10, V8, R6, Flat-6, V6, R5, Rotary etc...
        Also in cars, you have turbos, superchargers, naturally aspirated etc...

        >revs higher
        911 GT3 can rev to 9000 RPM, Valkyrie and T50 to 12000 RPM
        Many cars rev high too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ngl you sound like a busrider

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can't just make a quick trip without spending half an hour gearing up
    was very clear that you need all the gear all the time!
    >The most important laws of the road are the laws of physics.
    Pick one. The road isn't going to decide not to strip your shoulder to bone just because you were in too much of a rush to spend fifteen seconds putting on your jacket on your way out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ride like a retard and that won't be an issue

      This thread is giving me a desire to see bikers driving like retards.

      Crash compilations are always fun to watch, and you get to see how the vast majority of them are people who want to take their right of way with them to the grave or people forgetting to turn like

      This thread is going to be full of idiots who don't understand the pathology of motorcycle accidents, so I'm going to do us all a favor and introduce you to the Hurt Report.

      >Published in 1981, authored by Professor Harry Hurt
      >World's most comprehensive analysis of motorcycle crashes and their root causes
      >55 primary findings
      >Among them: road defects cause 2% of accidents
      >3/4s of accidents are motorcycle v. passenger car, and 2/3s of those are due to the passenger car not giving the motorcycle the right of way
      >2/3s of the remaining 1/4 of all accidents are caused by motorcycles failing to navigate a turn due to excessive speed/improper breaking
      >Median pre crash speed is 29.8mph, median crash speed is 21.5mph, and one-in-a-thousand crash speed is ~86mph
      >Unemployed, uninsured (medical and property) riders with no eye protection are VASTLY overrepresented in accidents ("overrepresented", >90%, and >73% respectively)

      Basically, most motorcycle accidents happen when stupid riders get hit by complacent drivers. Not being a blind and/or impulsive dipshit significantly reduces the likelihood of getting splattered by a car so much that even just wearing eye protection makes you three quarters less likely to be in an accident. If you aren't a retard, there's no reason to be scared about riding a motorcycle. If you're a retard and do it anyway, Becky is going to filter you out of the gene pool and you get what you deserve.

      said.

      [...]
      >It's boomers fault that I am in a wheelchair now.
      You tested your luck against 2 tons of metal and lost. Have fun seething about who had the right of way as you strap on your peg legs.

      Based illiterate

      [...]
      Accidents happen all the time when one of the parties is not at fault you bozo. I mean people die in car accidents because it was the complete fault of someone else. On a bike you are at a much much greater risk of this.

      I mean if you say "I don't care about the risk" that is at least a tenable position but when you actually suggest you will not be killed on a bike if you just "be alert" then you are basically fucking retarded. The road is filled with retarded drivers and now they are all looking at their phones so it is even worse than ever before.

      It is like some people, at a core level, cannot understand that it is a cluster fuck filled with retards out there. Reminds me of when I see these old boomer women walking alone out on the street at night a few blocks from a questionable neighborhood like it's fucking Mayberry or something.

      Keep your ego in check. No one sees you and everyone will break the law and go out of their way to try to kill you. You have to always have a plan to get out of the way. If you're so unaware of your surroundings at all times that a car is able to sneak up on you and hit you, you probably shouldn't be on the road anyway.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like cross bikes like YZF but i dont like roadbikes
    For the track/road, i just prefer road cars

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is giving me a desire to see bikers driving like retards.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've known two guys IRL that rode bikes. One wrecked it in the high school parking lot and did a double front flip in front of the entire student body. (He was fine so it was hilarious).
    The other wrecked it and is a paraplegic now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait I forgot one, had a substitute teacher who rode and lost a leg from the knee down in a crash.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a bike, didn't really enjoy it so I sold it. I still have my license and I'm considering some dual sport one day if I ever get a garage.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >It's boomers fault that I am in a wheelchair now.
    You tested your luck against 2 tons of metal and lost. Have fun seething about who had the right of way as you strap on your peg legs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun seething about who had the right of way as you strap on your peg legs.
      I didn't know that bikefags are sabreists

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting fuel in my country is a nigthmare but damn, i wish

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Accidents happen all the time when one of the parties is not at fault you bozo. I mean people die in car accidents because it was the complete fault of someone else. On a bike you are at a much much greater risk of this.

    I mean if you say "I don't care about the risk" that is at least a tenable position but when you actually suggest you will not be killed on a bike if you just "be alert" then you are basically fucking retarded. The road is filled with retarded drivers and now they are all looking at their phones so it is even worse than ever before.

    It is like some people, at a core level, cannot understand that it is a cluster fuck filled with retards out there. Reminds me of when I see these old boomer women walking alone out on the street at night a few blocks from a questionable neighborhood like it's fucking Mayberry or something.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The motorcycle death rate would probably be comparable to the bicyclist death rate, if motorcyclists acted as cautious as road bikers.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lack of consideration for safety bikers and bicyclists display is staggering.
    >excuse me Mr. Semi I have the right of way here!
    >SQUISH

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I crashed three motorcycles and still alive without major injuries (I did cripple for a month from my hip injury but early 20’s recovery was amazing)
    I think I was a safe rider. I never rode between lanes and always acted like a small car. Even I had two accidents by some others faults.
    So I spent most of my lucks on these motorcycle crashes. Then I moved to a car right away. That made my life easier and better.
    1) no AC sucks in CA
    2) cannot carry friends and gf around while getting bj

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Busha is uglycute

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not both? I have a Ninja 650 & a GTO, & want an r6 in the future. Interests lead to friends leads to dating and social life. Live and enjoy life, friends

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting huge and buying a motorcycle ARE a great fit but not for the reason you think. You get into both of them thinking you're gonna pull tons of women but then in time you'll realize that the only people who care and turn their heads as you go by are other guys. Being serious rn, you will literally only attract the admiration of straight guys and the attention of gay guys. Zero women involved in this equation

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has taught me that bikers are like women. Despite engaging in risky behavior, under no circumstances are fuck ups your fault.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's simply unreasonable to ask a biker to be aware of his surroundings or plan for the worst. It's always someone else's fault you had to lay 'er down and there's rarely anything you could have done to prevent it.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much test do you think he injects a week?
    2 grams?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no rear delts
    Typical.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool bike
      stickers are extremely fucking gay tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biking offroad innawoods seems insanely fun tbqh fampai even though i hate regular bikes

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz I don't want to die. I drive a mini van and still pull bitches cuz I'm not a fag.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a bike, never had a bike. I admit that having bike probably better for getting pussy than economy car. but I would think that luxury/sports car is even better than bike

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pussy you get from driving a type of vehicle isn't pussy you want to get involved with. Drive a civic. You'll get pussy that's not attached to a psychopath or a gold digging bitch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drive a civic
        I had a civic as my first and proud car. I got pussy in it, and I even got backup pussy in it. so I guess I know how this is played. I want a fassst and nice car though anon. I respect economy vehicles, but I like performance. and girls get wet for nice cars it's true

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