Absolutely. On of the best things you can do for yourself.
I only started getting em at around 30yo myself. It's simply excellent for your back, any sorts of stiffness, crumps, etc.
It's inexpensive where I live (20-50 euro depending on the body parts covered and the time from 40m up to 2h) and 2-4 times a month is enough.
If you think it is expensive, consider this: women spend more on hair/nails/skin cleansing/tanning/whatever AND they get massages too. You deserve it anon. Be sure to check the diplomas and reviews.
I had my first ever professional massage this year at 31. Had girlfriends present and past give me them. In terms of physical benefits pertaining to fitness, I don't notice any. I think it's bullshittery. But a good massage can be enjoyable. Having muscle knots worked on is satisfying in a painful sort of way. It can be relaxing too but probably not if you're having a sport massage. It helps if the masseuse doesn't talk. I hate it when they talk.
I go for motivation and because my back is ruined from manual labor. She's like late 40s, skinny, weighs 80lbs so I can pick her up with one arm and hug her while I'm on my back and she's standing next to the table.
Everyone I lose weight she compliments me, every time I get bigger she feels the muscles and tells me they got bigger. She let's me suck on her breasts so deep that it went into my throat.
Also she unpinched a nerve in my back and I gained alot more feeling in my dick afterwards I didn't even notice it was numb until she was jerking me off and I nearly came instantly instead of after 30 minutes deathgripping. >inb4 loser
yeah yeah I know, but when I date irl like this I don't ever get any build up just tear down. Anytime I get tired or want to eat pizza I just think about how that pussy won't compliment me If I do.
The lady i go to said im in great shape and have no fat on me. Im probably 20% body fat and havent hit the gym in almost a year. Its a bit sad but i have started running again because of her.
Its not the best but motivation but i figure i should try to be the best looking client she has that day. Il be sad when she leaves but maybe she will say good things to the next girl about me.
oh yea, if you dont mind being touched. leaves you totally relaxed. I pop a half chub if the lady is massaging my ass or inner thigh, always a little embarrassing
Proably, but the person needs to enjoy their job, which they probably don't having served maybe 10 other people the same day.
If you get a man that enjoys it, good. If you get a girl, she's gonna shit test you. Like she hits a spot, realizes that's the spot, and she will slow down and see if "you have the balls" to tell her that's the spot. Females cant help themselves.
I had a massage with a happy ending last week and the chinese lady told me I am in great shape
she incorporated the happy ending into the massage, it was real nice, kept teasing my balls and boner, even when I was laying on my stomach, good massage too
A good sports massage is awesome. Generally you will find these types of masseuses at a chiro office or similar. Massages at day spas are nice but will not help you really; they are too soft.
I get an hour long body slide from an erotic masseuse approx once a month, Ethiopian but Australian born 25 year old with a fat ass, works only 1 day a week “for fun” as she says, and she is outstanding. Twice now I accidentally short changed and she still did everything and more, last time I saw her she jumped into my arms, so either she likes when I come in or is very good at her job. Last time I saw her she was doing little race play talking about how hot the complexion difference was, dirty talking about how she wants to make mold my wiener, one time she started sucking me and when I complimented her after she refuse to acknowledge it happened. >”What are you talking about anon? You know that’s not allowed here.” Again, either she’s *very* good at her job or very friendly with me, and I don’t care which. She’s learning to be a hairdresser and I’ve given her an open invitation to cut mine. All this an her actual massage is genuinely really good, which isn’t common in erotic ones obviously.
I'm a firm advocate for them.
Not solely for the break up of fascia but for the overall experience, it's a bit of time to yourself, peace & quiet, being worked on in a way that offers deep relief.
Once you find a masseuse that works with you and knows your particular niggles etc it's great. Try to see mine every 5-6 weeks
I've had three massages. I don't like them, my gf loves them though, so I've gone with her to couple ones.
Not enough experience to say definitively, but I found the male masseuse did a better job, he had more force. But mostly I just find massages on the same tier as going to the dentist. I'm lying down bored waiting for it to be over.
On the flipside I love meditation so who the frick knows. I guess I just don't like people touching or being around me.
I get a Deep Tissue massage monthly for pain relief. I fricking NEED it.
IDK about these gays getting their egos and dicks stroked.
The masseuses I go to only speak some kind of Oriental, no shared language, and they snap/crackle/pop my bones back into place
I have to imagine that when dudes who aren't physically repulsive turn up it must be a really nice change for these poor women.
Imagine having to touch the average plebbitor for 30 whole minutes.
It's her job so who cares, as long as the person's hygiene is ok. My masseur specifically said that it's harder to massage me and other gym bros but the professional athletes like hockey players are the worst in that sense. Yeah it might be better to look at them but the stiff and tense muscles are apparently a b***h.
do it anon. i only do it maybe 3 times per year. get over 60 mins if available, the time flies by so fast. if they have a 90 get that. i usually do a full body/hot stone for the first hour, then ask for a face/head massage for the final 30 mins.
>2016 >Girl I had sex with gives me a massage >Tells me if she knew my back was this knotted she would have given me a massage even if we weren't fricking
>2022 >Cough weird and my back basically seizes up >In extreme pain >Go to clinic a few days later, still in pain but not extreme >PA tells me my spine and everything is okay but my back is so tight she prescribes me muscle relaxers and lidocaine patches
>2024 >Girl I had sex with gives me a massage >Tells me I have the tightest back muscles she's ever felt
My back cramps regularly. I should probably get a professional massage at some point.
I've never had a woman really seriously massage me. it's always like 5 minutes light strokes and then they get bored
my current gf will just outright say no if I ask
if you want a "FEEL GOOD" massage you won't actually receive any benefits
if you get a deep tissue massage a proper one that puts you through excruciating pain where you're almost crying you'll sleep well for the next few days and have better mobility and blood circulation
as other anons have stated in this thread people need to stretch more and do a better job taking care of themselves
girlfriends/wives give the worse massages and you can never critique them or they'll threaten to never do them again, also for women you have to give them 20 massages and neck rubs for every 1 half ass massage you get in return
more important question, do you get massages by the same sex or opposite? i think id rather have a woman rub me down but at the same time i dont trust they would have the requisite hand strength to do a good job
I would go if you can afford it. If not, frick it. It feels really nice. I’ve never gotten a massage from a man, so maybe that feels worse, I dunno. I like those tiny little woman hands rubbing me as they talk to me.
Does more harm than good
This
Very contrarian, bravo
Absolutely. On of the best things you can do for yourself.
I only started getting em at around 30yo myself. It's simply excellent for your back, any sorts of stiffness, crumps, etc.
It's inexpensive where I live (20-50 euro depending on the body parts covered and the time from 40m up to 2h) and 2-4 times a month is enough.
If you think it is expensive, consider this: women spend more on hair/nails/skin cleansing/tanning/whatever AND they get massages too. You deserve it anon. Be sure to check the diplomas and reviews.
I had my first ever professional massage this year at 31. Had girlfriends present and past give me them. In terms of physical benefits pertaining to fitness, I don't notice any. I think it's bullshittery. But a good massage can be enjoyable. Having muscle knots worked on is satisfying in a painful sort of way. It can be relaxing too but probably not if you're having a sport massage. It helps if the masseuse doesn't talk. I hate it when they talk.
>thinly veiled 30+ general
Hahaha he has such a funny face 🙂
>looks at you
>pure look of analyzing
>slight sardonic frown
>pondering
at our age social opportunities help increase our life expectancy.
I have a masseuse come to my house for an hour every two months. worth every penny.
is it any special kind of massage like thai or something or just a general massage.
honest question whats stopping you from just fricking her
I live with my wife who gets one as well.
general area of need if any.
Yeah it's great, ask your girlfriend/wife to give you one tonight!
Very funny, but unless your gf is a pro it's not even close.
t. ex-gf haver
Yeah you have to be strong to give good massages. Most women aren't strong.
Yes, but the type of massage you get matters. Find a sports massage or thai place.
I know a 112lb female lmt that would make you cry like a b***h.
Thai massage sucks, it's just assisted Yoga
Deep Tissue and Sports are life savers
I go for motivation and because my back is ruined from manual labor. She's like late 40s, skinny, weighs 80lbs so I can pick her up with one arm and hug her while I'm on my back and she's standing next to the table.
Everyone I lose weight she compliments me, every time I get bigger she feels the muscles and tells me they got bigger. She let's me suck on her breasts so deep that it went into my throat.
Also she unpinched a nerve in my back and I gained alot more feeling in my dick afterwards I didn't even notice it was numb until she was jerking me off and I nearly came instantly instead of after 30 minutes deathgripping.
>inb4 loser
yeah yeah I know, but when I date irl like this I don't ever get any build up just tear down. Anytime I get tired or want to eat pizza I just think about how that pussy won't compliment me If I do.
>She let's me suck on her breasts so deep that it went into my throat.
Yeah I think it's time to book a masseur sesh
The lady i go to said im in great shape and have no fat on me. Im probably 20% body fat and havent hit the gym in almost a year. Its a bit sad but i have started running again because of her.
Its not the best but motivation but i figure i should try to be the best looking client she has that day. Il be sad when she leaves but maybe she will say good things to the next girl about me.
Good for you anon
oh yea, if you dont mind being touched. leaves you totally relaxed. I pop a half chub if the lady is massaging my ass or inner thigh, always a little embarrassing
Proably, but the person needs to enjoy their job, which they probably don't having served maybe 10 other people the same day.
If you get a man that enjoys it, good. If you get a girl, she's gonna shit test you. Like she hits a spot, realizes that's the spot, and she will slow down and see if "you have the balls" to tell her that's the spot. Females cant help themselves.
I had a massage with a happy ending last week and the chinese lady told me I am in great shape
she incorporated the happy ending into the massage, it was real nice, kept teasing my balls and boner, even when I was laying on my stomach, good massage too
Wow a prostitute said you look good. Oh you so handsome big boy! Give me fifty dollah!
Lmfao
Theres no need to hate anon. Everyone knows its a game. They pretend to like you and you pretend they actually care.
get it with a happy end and your in heaven
A good sports massage is awesome. Generally you will find these types of masseuses at a chiro office or similar. Massages at day spas are nice but will not help you really; they are too soft.
I'm getting a sports massage on Tuesday tbh
I get an hour long body slide from an erotic masseuse approx once a month, Ethiopian but Australian born 25 year old with a fat ass, works only 1 day a week “for fun” as she says, and she is outstanding. Twice now I accidentally short changed and she still did everything and more, last time I saw her she jumped into my arms, so either she likes when I come in or is very good at her job. Last time I saw her she was doing little race play talking about how hot the complexion difference was, dirty talking about how she wants to make mold my wiener, one time she started sucking me and when I complimented her after she refuse to acknowledge it happened.
>”What are you talking about anon? You know that’s not allowed here.” Again, either she’s *very* good at her job or very friendly with me, and I don’t care which. She’s learning to be a hairdresser and I’ve given her an open invitation to cut mine. All this an her actual massage is genuinely really good, which isn’t common in erotic ones obviously.
that sounds really fun she sounds like she has a really good grasp of what men like
I'm a firm advocate for them.
Not solely for the break up of fascia but for the overall experience, it's a bit of time to yourself, peace & quiet, being worked on in a way that offers deep relief.
Once you find a masseuse that works with you and knows your particular niggles etc it's great. Try to see mine every 5-6 weeks
If you want good service ask for a 'happy ending"
Only acceptable out of relationship type of massage is female to male. Male to female massage is a red flag that she's a massive hoe
The only way you'll ever have sex is if you pay someone to touch you
I've had three massages. I don't like them, my gf loves them though, so I've gone with her to couple ones.
Not enough experience to say definitively, but I found the male masseuse did a better job, he had more force. But mostly I just find massages on the same tier as going to the dentist. I'm lying down bored waiting for it to be over.
On the flipside I love meditation so who the frick knows. I guess I just don't like people touching or being around me.
I get a Deep Tissue massage monthly for pain relief. I fricking NEED it.
IDK about these gays getting their egos and dicks stroked.
The masseuses I go to only speak some kind of Oriental, no shared language, and they snap/crackle/pop my bones back into place
I have to imagine that when dudes who aren't physically repulsive turn up it must be a really nice change for these poor women.
Imagine having to touch the average plebbitor for 30 whole minutes.
It's her job so who cares, as long as the person's hygiene is ok. My masseur specifically said that it's harder to massage me and other gym bros but the professional athletes like hockey players are the worst in that sense. Yeah it might be better to look at them but the stiff and tense muscles are apparently a b***h.
Imo, it worth it, but it's a temporary fix for any issues. You will fix some symptoms, but not the underlying problem.
Beats touch-starvation anyway.
That shit is real.
can't long for something I never had checkmate massage and sex industry
What is habibi doing?
I have chronic pain and it helps a lot.
do it anon. i only do it maybe 3 times per year. get over 60 mins if available, the time flies by so fast. if they have a 90 get that. i usually do a full body/hot stone for the first hour, then ask for a face/head massage for the final 30 mins.
>2016
>Girl I had sex with gives me a massage
>Tells me if she knew my back was this knotted she would have given me a massage even if we weren't fricking
>2022
>Cough weird and my back basically seizes up
>In extreme pain
>Go to clinic a few days later, still in pain but not extreme
>PA tells me my spine and everything is okay but my back is so tight she prescribes me muscle relaxers and lidocaine patches
>2024
>Girl I had sex with gives me a massage
>Tells me I have the tightest back muscles she's ever felt
My back cramps regularly. I should probably get a professional massage at some point.
you need to start doing daily stretching you brainlet
im only insulting you cuz i care
stretch that back
Depressing take: they’re only good for you if they come from a girlfriend/wife.
Nah, those are the worst. They tickle your back for 20 minutes then say "my turn" and expect to be pampered for an hour.
I've never had a woman really seriously massage me. it's always like 5 minutes light strokes and then they get bored
my current gf will just outright say no if I ask
if you want a "FEEL GOOD" massage you won't actually receive any benefits
if you get a deep tissue massage a proper one that puts you through excruciating pain where you're almost crying you'll sleep well for the next few days and have better mobility and blood circulation
as other anons have stated in this thread people need to stretch more and do a better job taking care of themselves
girlfriends/wives give the worse massages and you can never critique them or they'll threaten to never do them again, also for women you have to give them 20 massages and neck rubs for every 1 half ass massage you get in return
no she gets tired after a minute but i give it my all when its my turn
I hate massages, they’re traumatizing
Of course. Asssages are fricking great. Even better if the masseuse jacks you off after.
Just ask your girlfriend to give you one. You do have a girlfriend, right anon
more important question, do you get massages by the same sex or opposite? i think id rather have a woman rub me down but at the same time i dont trust they would have the requisite hand strength to do a good job
When a women’s arm pushes against me on a crowded train I get an erection
I will not be able to do a massage without immediately pitching a tent
You’ll probably be too nervous to get an erection anyways.
I would go if you can afford it. If not, frick it. It feels really nice. I’ve never gotten a massage from a man, so maybe that feels worse, I dunno. I like those tiny little woman hands rubbing me as they talk to me.