Is getting a massage worth it, if I've never gotten it in my life and I'm 33?

Is getting a massage worth it, if I've never gotten it in my life and I'm 33?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does more harm than good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Very contrarian, bravo

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. On of the best things you can do for yourself.
    I only started getting em at around 30yo myself. It's simply excellent for your back, any sorts of stiffness, crumps, etc.

    It's inexpensive where I live (20-50 euro depending on the body parts covered and the time from 40m up to 2h) and 2-4 times a month is enough.
    If you think it is expensive, consider this: women spend more on hair/nails/skin cleansing/tanning/whatever AND they get massages too. You deserve it anon. Be sure to check the diplomas and reviews.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had my first ever professional massage this year at 31. Had girlfriends present and past give me them. In terms of physical benefits pertaining to fitness, I don't notice any. I think it's bullshittery. But a good massage can be enjoyable. Having muscle knots worked on is satisfying in a painful sort of way. It can be relaxing too but probably not if you're having a sport massage. It helps if the masseuse doesn't talk. I hate it when they talk.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled 30+ general

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha he has such a funny face 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >looks at you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pure look of analyzing
          >slight sardonic frown

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >pondering

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at our age social opportunities help increase our life expectancy.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a masseuse come to my house for an hour every two months. worth every penny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it any special kind of massage like thai or something or just a general massage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honest question whats stopping you from just fricking her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I live with my wife who gets one as well.

        is it any special kind of massage like thai or something or just a general massage.

        general area of need if any.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's great, ask your girlfriend/wife to give you one tonight!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very funny, but unless your gf is a pro it's not even close.
      t. ex-gf haver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you have to be strong to give good massages. Most women aren't strong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but the type of massage you get matters. Find a sports massage or thai place.

          I know a 112lb female lmt that would make you cry like a b***h.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thai massage sucks, it's just assisted Yoga
            Deep Tissue and Sports are life savers

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go for motivation and because my back is ruined from manual labor. She's like late 40s, skinny, weighs 80lbs so I can pick her up with one arm and hug her while I'm on my back and she's standing next to the table.
    Everyone I lose weight she compliments me, every time I get bigger she feels the muscles and tells me they got bigger. She let's me suck on her breasts so deep that it went into my throat.
    Also she unpinched a nerve in my back and I gained alot more feeling in my dick afterwards I didn't even notice it was numb until she was jerking me off and I nearly came instantly instead of after 30 minutes deathgripping.
    >inb4 loser
    yeah yeah I know, but when I date irl like this I don't ever get any build up just tear down. Anytime I get tired or want to eat pizza I just think about how that pussy won't compliment me If I do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She let's me suck on her breasts so deep that it went into my throat.
      Yeah I think it's time to book a masseur sesh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lady i go to said im in great shape and have no fat on me. Im probably 20% body fat and havent hit the gym in almost a year. Its a bit sad but i have started running again because of her.
      Its not the best but motivation but i figure i should try to be the best looking client she has that day. Il be sad when she leaves but maybe she will say good things to the next girl about me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you anon

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh yea, if you dont mind being touched. leaves you totally relaxed. I pop a half chub if the lady is massaging my ass or inner thigh, always a little embarrassing

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proably, but the person needs to enjoy their job, which they probably don't having served maybe 10 other people the same day.
    If you get a man that enjoys it, good. If you get a girl, she's gonna shit test you. Like she hits a spot, realizes that's the spot, and she will slow down and see if "you have the balls" to tell her that's the spot. Females cant help themselves.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a massage with a happy ending last week and the chinese lady told me I am in great shape
    she incorporated the happy ending into the massage, it was real nice, kept teasing my balls and boner, even when I was laying on my stomach, good massage too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow a prostitute said you look good. Oh you so handsome big boy! Give me fifty dollah!

      Lmfao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Theres no need to hate anon. Everyone knows its a game. They pretend to like you and you pretend they actually care.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get it with a happy end and your in heaven

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A good sports massage is awesome. Generally you will find these types of masseuses at a chiro office or similar. Massages at day spas are nice but will not help you really; they are too soft.

    I'm getting a sports massage on Tuesday tbh

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get an hour long body slide from an erotic masseuse approx once a month, Ethiopian but Australian born 25 year old with a fat ass, works only 1 day a week “for fun” as she says, and she is outstanding. Twice now I accidentally short changed and she still did everything and more, last time I saw her she jumped into my arms, so either she likes when I come in or is very good at her job. Last time I saw her she was doing little race play talking about how hot the complexion difference was, dirty talking about how she wants to make mold my wiener, one time she started sucking me and when I complimented her after she refuse to acknowledge it happened.
    >”What are you talking about anon? You know that’s not allowed here.” Again, either she’s *very* good at her job or very friendly with me, and I don’t care which. She’s learning to be a hairdresser and I’ve given her an open invitation to cut mine. All this an her actual massage is genuinely really good, which isn’t common in erotic ones obviously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds really fun she sounds like she has a really good grasp of what men like

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a firm advocate for them.
    Not solely for the break up of fascia but for the overall experience, it's a bit of time to yourself, peace & quiet, being worked on in a way that offers deep relief.
    Once you find a masseuse that works with you and knows your particular niggles etc it's great. Try to see mine every 5-6 weeks

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want good service ask for a 'happy ending"

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only acceptable out of relationship type of massage is female to male. Male to female massage is a red flag that she's a massive hoe

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way you'll ever have sex is if you pay someone to touch you

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had three massages. I don't like them, my gf loves them though, so I've gone with her to couple ones.
    Not enough experience to say definitively, but I found the male masseuse did a better job, he had more force. But mostly I just find massages on the same tier as going to the dentist. I'm lying down bored waiting for it to be over.
    On the flipside I love meditation so who the frick knows. I guess I just don't like people touching or being around me.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get a Deep Tissue massage monthly for pain relief. I fricking NEED it.

    IDK about these gays getting their egos and dicks stroked.
    The masseuses I go to only speak some kind of Oriental, no shared language, and they snap/crackle/pop my bones back into place

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have to imagine that when dudes who aren't physically repulsive turn up it must be a really nice change for these poor women.
    Imagine having to touch the average plebbitor for 30 whole minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's her job so who cares, as long as the person's hygiene is ok. My masseur specifically said that it's harder to massage me and other gym bros but the professional athletes like hockey players are the worst in that sense. Yeah it might be better to look at them but the stiff and tense muscles are apparently a b***h.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imo, it worth it, but it's a temporary fix for any issues. You will fix some symptoms, but not the underlying problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beats touch-starvation anyway.
      That shit is real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can't long for something I never had checkmate massage and sex industry

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is habibi doing?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have chronic pain and it helps a lot.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do it anon. i only do it maybe 3 times per year. get over 60 mins if available, the time flies by so fast. if they have a 90 get that. i usually do a full body/hot stone for the first hour, then ask for a face/head massage for the final 30 mins.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2016
    >Girl I had sex with gives me a massage
    >Tells me if she knew my back was this knotted she would have given me a massage even if we weren't fricking

    >2022
    >Cough weird and my back basically seizes up
    >In extreme pain
    >Go to clinic a few days later, still in pain but not extreme
    >PA tells me my spine and everything is okay but my back is so tight she prescribes me muscle relaxers and lidocaine patches

    >2024
    >Girl I had sex with gives me a massage
    >Tells me I have the tightest back muscles she's ever felt

    My back cramps regularly. I should probably get a professional massage at some point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you need to start doing daily stretching you brainlet
      im only insulting you cuz i care
      stretch that back

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depressing take: they’re only good for you if they come from a girlfriend/wife.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, those are the worst. They tickle your back for 20 minutes then say "my turn" and expect to be pampered for an hour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had a woman really seriously massage me. it's always like 5 minutes light strokes and then they get bored
      my current gf will just outright say no if I ask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you want a "FEEL GOOD" massage you won't actually receive any benefits
      if you get a deep tissue massage a proper one that puts you through excruciating pain where you're almost crying you'll sleep well for the next few days and have better mobility and blood circulation
      as other anons have stated in this thread people need to stretch more and do a better job taking care of themselves

      girlfriends/wives give the worse massages and you can never critique them or they'll threaten to never do them again, also for women you have to give them 20 massages and neck rubs for every 1 half ass massage you get in return

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no she gets tired after a minute but i give it my all when its my turn

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate massages, they’re traumatizing

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Asssages are fricking great. Even better if the masseuse jacks you off after.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask your girlfriend to give you one. You do have a girlfriend, right anon

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more important question, do you get massages by the same sex or opposite? i think id rather have a woman rub me down but at the same time i dont trust they would have the requisite hand strength to do a good job

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When a women’s arm pushes against me on a crowded train I get an erection
    I will not be able to do a massage without immediately pitching a tent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll probably be too nervous to get an erection anyways.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would go if you can afford it. If not, frick it. It feels really nice. I’ve never gotten a massage from a man, so maybe that feels worse, I dunno. I like those tiny little woman hands rubbing me as they talk to me.

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