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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks utterly soulless and gives me pic rel vibe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IST is soulless so it checks out

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be my guy after he kills himself in a couple years.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't look his age but he also doesn't really look like he's younger either. it's just uncanny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. His skin is smooth, but looks thin. There is no fat in his face.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        False. He gets fat injections, no visable signs of progress tho..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can not stop your skin from aging man. Old people look fat and saggy or gaunt. He just isn't quite old enough to have reached scary skeleton runner mode yet. The only way to age less is to do nothing and stay low weight. Eat little, sit indoors out of the sun and face 0 stress that naturally comes with human interaction even then you'll still age marginally slower

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can not stop your skin from aging man.
          When do you think this will be fixable, anons?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it wont because your body is a writing mass of cells that are constantly getting weaker each time they split

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fricking tragic dude.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's living baby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like the star trek android guy. uncanny is the exact word.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricking does look like Data, shit that's uncanny

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world's most expensive midlife crisis

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He aged about 5 hard to ten years in two.
    Guess it was the stress, and sudden weight loss at an older age.
    His goal is to look like his 18 year old son, not going well so far.
    I respect his hard work tho.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he absolutely is IST personified, obsessively worrying about several dozen random things that don't matter and coming off as an autistic weirdo in the process
    so yeah, /ourguy/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't neck maxx
      >he didn't wrist mog
      >he didn't bone smash
      >he didn't optimize canthal tilt
      >he ate the seed oil
      >he ate the carb
      >he ate the fruit
      >he didnt minmaxx
      >he didn't sleep 3 hours less a night
      >he isnt mentzerpilled
      >he didn't wait the 48 hour window
      >he didn't slow the eccentric
      >he didn't contract at the top
      >he didn't static hold at the bottom
      >he used the machine
      >he "stretched to warm up"
      >he didn't take the fin
      >he didn't take the min
      >he didn't micro pin
      >he didn't pin the slin
      >he did an oral only
      >he didn't go to failure
      >he didn't keep RIR
      >he didn't do AMRAP
      >he went more than 10 calories over
      >he went more than 10 calories under
      >he didn't train the calves
      >he skipped forearm day
      >he didnt decline bench and did it anyway
      >lifting could not have saved him
      >he doesn't like oats
      >he forgot to plug his squat
      >he didn't have his buccal fat removed
      >he didn't check the EMG data
      >he isn't science based
      >he didn't check the source
      it is OVER FOR YOU
      you will NEVER be ISTpilled

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy give me a valuable lesson: if you have severe OCD you're just a weirdo, but if you have severe OCD + a ton of money like this autismoman then you have a routine and you're an influencer.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely is
    I've started doing the green giant and have incorporated like 10 of the supplements he takes

    Just wait 20 years, he's going to look and be great meanwhile you gays are going to be grasping for air in Thai sauna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took a look at his supplements as well but i only take the basics like vit d,magnesium,zinc,vit c,k2 (ocassionaly),tumeric.

      I think baki is a better way of looking at youthfullness, more specifically their faces. Being muscular but having a buddha face. Also not explicitly tanning.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a lesbian vampire. My father smokes 2 packs of lucky strike and looks better than this blood sucker

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is wrong with this board for even considering him our guy
    It used to be zyzz, rick etc. Hell, I could understand Mike mentzer but this billionaire fricker? Is this a zoomer or Reddit issue? Erg frick off.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic perchance?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you schizo by any chance?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the homies you listed are not only dead, they died before 50. Shit, Zyzz died before fricking 25. I wanna be a beast sure, but I also want to at least get close to retirement age and not look like shit when I'm old too. Like look at Sam Sulek. Yea, he's a monster, but we all know he ain't making it to 40. And if he miraculously does, he's still gonna like a giant Garbage Pale Kid and have 3 dozen serious health problems.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan starvation diet of exactly 1976 calories
    Sure, anon, you first.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all his biomarkers are fine, that's the opposite of starvation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long until he comes out as trans?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why his hair look so fake?

  14. 9 months ago
    Sage

    Anyone identifying with this dumpster fire of a human being is guaranteed sub 3 digits IQ moron

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    plasticmaxxing huh

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like he died, but replaced himself with an android to spare himself the embarrassment of dying so young

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no kys gay also you look like shit

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine seeing this thing sitting in your bedroom’s corner at night

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could heem his troony ass.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone shits on him even though he's pioneering age science
    >he's le billionaire
    >he doesn't even LOOK young
    not his goal, he's trying to reduce aging and it's working

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His goal is both.
      He states multiple times he aims to look like his son.
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xBwOqWGNwzQ

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