Is it okay to lift if you have this?

Is it okay to lift if you have this?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah bro just sit on it some more

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just stopped lifting for a month for another bullshit mini injury. I don't feel like waiting another month though.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use a cushioned squat plug.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is hell incarnate.
    Experienced advice:
    >Brush teeth more often.
    >Fold enough toilet paper to fit right in between your cheeks. Hide it properly.
    >If the pile breaks (which is surprisingly painless), don't worry, bleeding ends quickly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If the pile breaks (which is surprisingly painless), don't worry, bleeding ends quickly.
      >surprisingly painless
      I've heard it's the opposite

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not him but I've had it break before, there's a popping sensation and suddenly a bunch of blood but it doesn't hurt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brush teeth more often
      Wut does this do?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        keeps your teeth clean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still me

      >If the pile breaks (which is surprisingly painless), don't worry, bleeding ends quickly.
      >surprisingly painless
      I've heard it's the opposite

      It's actually like a relief of some kind. Every time I felt too comfortable for a moment, had to check everything in toilet.

      >Brush teeth more often
      Wut does this do?

      Heard from one old villager
      >once you eat enough sweets, your butt will ache like hell
      I interpreted that with two things: either a cavity causes that, or diabetes. Pretty sure, I wasn't diabetic.
      Brushing teeth actually cured everything! (that, or a coincidence) Ever since I started routinely brushing, ass demons never came.

      Had them like 5 years ago after achieving LMAO2PL8 at benching. Had to stop lifting for almost 3 weeks, put myself on fiber diet and used a completely unpleasant pomade on the butthole.
      When returning to the gym I was scared even at lifting the 6 Kg DBs from the floor.
      Take it easy and relax, stop lifting or it gets worse.

      Achieved DL PR's with most painful of piles. I remember throwing 220lbs like a pneumatic jackhammer. Although, a day after, pile broke.
      After all of that bs, didn't stick anything up my ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it was not sticking anything up your ass again that cured it and not the teeth brushing? Just a thought.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah man it’s not safe let me pop it like a cherry between my teeth before you lift bro

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had them like 5 years ago after achieving LMAO2PL8 at benching. Had to stop lifting for almost 3 weeks, put myself on fiber diet and used a completely unpleasant pomade on the butthole.
    When returning to the gym I was scared even at lifting the 6 Kg DBs from the floor.
    Take it easy and relax, stop lifting or it gets worse.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got one within 6 months of starting the gym. I immediately switched from dry tp to wipes. LIfe changing.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started getting them at 15.
    The only time they were annoying was when I had a sticky shit and wiping my ass was a pain.
    I Prolapsed one when doing SoF selection. Motherfucker chaffed for an 11 hour March. I was walking like a 16 year boy old in a Berlin nightclub the next day.
    I lift now and they don’t cause issue.
    Varicose veins on my legs though, which I think is connected.
    My diet is good. High fibre and all.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have and i can squat 200 kg with no problems.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A vagina? No.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop having anal sex

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think squat plugs are for op?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet.

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